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Official Vagina Monologues Parody

Official Vagina Monologues Parody

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T0MBOne's ratings for Official Vagina Monologues Parody:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Official Vagina Monologues Parody overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Official Vagina Monologues Parody Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Official Vagina Monologues Parody Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Official Vagina Monologues Parody Sex rating 3 stars
Plot/Acting Official Vagina Monologues Parody Plot/Acting rating 2 stars
Extras Official Vagina Monologues Parody DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Official Vagina Monologues Parody A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  7/15/2011
I read a transcript of The Vagina Monologues then had a look at the 2 hour 7 minute OFFICIAL VAGINA MONOLOGUES PARODY (2011, Zero Tolerance) that's written and directed by Mike Quasar. His parody captures some of the spirit of the original monologues by allowing each female performer to partake in her own brief individual vagina talk prior to her straight sex scene. Some of the monologues help set-up the scene, one does little set-up at all while another not only captures the spirit of the original monologues but carries that spirit throughout the scene. Quasar shoots the sexual encounters in his usual solid fashion but in this case, VAGINA MONOLOGUES PARODY needs to not only walk the walk but talk the talk as well.

"My vagina is an angry vagina" says INARI VACHS in her brief monologue but who knows why? She lands in a couch where a dude sucks her pussy for a brief time then the duo fuck in a variety of straight sex positions that conclude with Inari's legs up his shoulder in mish, then her legs spread wide for a cum shot that he strokes onto her tummy. An okay 22 minute scene to open this disc---!!

"I have a very smart vagina...hasn't had much luck with smart clit is a magnet for morons" proclaims SAMANTHA RYAN in her monologue. Enter a greasy haired Anthony Rosano very much playing that moron part. They babble about her vagina until she sits on his face a bit then takes off her blue dress. On a bed, the duo settle into some pussy sucking that turns into 69 action with Sam in the foreground of the shot. The couple fuck in some straight sex positions, which conclude with a mishing on the end of the bed as Rosano drops most of his load on Sam's small left breast. Well, at least, her vagina got some attention at the outset. Sam super cute as always in this 26 minute scene---!!!

"My grandmother warned me about my vagina was magical" says KRISTINA ROSE as her monologue sets up an encounter with her gynecologist. Kristina looks great on, across and around an examination table and Quasar captures her terrific bod in frame in a variety of ways. The cum shot lands on her tongue and hands then she licks the splooge and delivers after-suck moments for the the finale of this solid 26 minute scene---!!! 1/2

"The next man that I let into my world will respect my vagina-bush and all" declares Kimberly Kane, who takes that attitude into her encounter on a couch. Kimberly keeps the pussy-talk going throughout this exceptional scene that concludes with a load dropped on her hairy vagina and a final "she's very happy." Uh huh, I'm very happy with her vocal and visual performance. Why not get Kimberly to appear in all scenes of a sequel to this parody---!!!! 1/2

"I used to be intimidated by my vagina..." offers up YURIZAN BELTRAN as she lands on a couch with Marco Banderas, who teaches her a thing or two. She's a cute dark haired lovely that wears her blood red dress around her tummy for much of the straight sex stuff that ends with a facial mostly landing on her chin. It's an okay scene but a let-down following Kimberly Kane's bravura performance---!! 1/2

Extras include a 7 minute BTS, 5 minute POP SHOTS, 13 minutes of 5 trailers that conclude with an ad for Evolved Novelties and a 2 minute GALLERY.

Well, Kimberly Kane's scene is the real reason to watch OFFICIAL VAGINA MONOLOGUES PARODY. She not only delivers a terrific opening monologue but keeps the vagina dialog alive until the final pop shot. Cover girl Kristina Rose scores with a fine sex scene but she clams up once the action heats up on the examination table; the other scenes generally follow that lesser template. Final rating for OFFICIAL VAGINA MONOLOGUES PARODY (2011, Zero Tolerance) is !! 1/2 outta !!!!!

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