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Official The Client List Parody

Official The Client List Parody

Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Captain Jack's ratings for Official The Client List Parody:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Official The Client List Parody overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Official The Client List Parody Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Official The Client List Parody Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Official The Client List Parody Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Official The Client List Parody Plot/Acting rating 2.5 stars
Extras Official The Client List Parody DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Official The Client List Parody A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  9/7/2012
If you haven’t seen the Client List on Lifetime, take it from me, you should! It may be a woman’s network, but Jennifer Love Hewitt plays a woman who is down on her luck and, with nowhere to turn, takes a job at a massage parlor. One which specializes in happy endings. Some nice work by Ms. Hewitt and Zero Tolerance presents a parody. Veronica Auluv plays the main character (personally, I would have chosen April O’Neil) and she is certainly hot enough to star in this feature.

Veronica Auluv

Before the credits even roll, Alec Knight realizes that the family is in danger of losing their home because he’s out of work. He walks out on Veronica and in the next scene, Francesca Le’ tells her how lucrative the massage business can be. She takes her down to the business and has her meet a few of the girls. It’s time to meet her first client, a Senator and Veronica is wearing a sexy, lowcut dress. Mark Wood lets her know that he likes eating pussy and they head for a bed. He dives face first into her muff and Veronica’s toes do a tap dance on his back. Veronica wraps her ankles behind her head and gets banged in mish before she takes him in doggie. Veronica furiously sucks his cock, getting him wet with her spit and playing with is balls. Veronica gets drilled in reverse, cowgirl and spoon before she gets her throat fucked and takes his load all her face. Explosive scene!!!

Francesca Le’

The sexy MILF is giving Michael Vegas a deep tissue massage when he turns the tables on her. They start making out and Michael goes down on her. Francesca inhales his cock and gags herself on it. Michael fucks her face and the drool just spills out of her mouth. Francesca gets fucked in reverse, spoon, mish, doggie and reverse spoon. Michael nuts all over her face and Francesca cleans him up before swallowing it. Another good scene!

Misty Stone

Misty meets Anthony Rosano off-site for a very personal massage. She lightly touches him then Anthony grabs her for a kiss. Anthony continues kissing her, moving down her body until he reaches her pussy. Misty engulfs his cock and slaps it across her tongue. Anthony nails her in spoon, cowgirl, doggie and mish. Anthony strokes off all over her face and Misty does some clean-up.

Krissy Lynn

Krissy has one final client before she can go home for the rest of the day, it’s a band member. She’s wearing a sexy bustier and leather pants as she walks in on Danny Wylde. Danny doesn’t want a massage, he just wants to cut to the chase. They start kissing and Krissy straddles his lap. She gets him naked and gives him head. She takes him in her mouth and maintains great eye contact. Krissy sucks his bals and deep throats his dick. She gets boned in cowgirl, doggie, mish and reverse spoon. Danny spurts his load all over her stomach and tits and leaves Krissy exhausted.

Alexa Nicole

Alexa is a new girl at the parlor when Veronica’s estranged husband stops by. She takes him to the backroom and Alec Knight gets a nice massage. Alexa kisses down his chest and takes him into her mouth. Alexa deep throats him and gags on his cock. Alec licks her twat and enters her in mish. Alexa also gets slammed in spoon, cowgirl and doggie. Alec drops his load all over her face and tongue. Alexa cleans him up, shows off her treat and swallows it.

Veronica confronts Alec leaving the parlor and their stories come out. To be continued, I guess.


A BTS lasting 13:25, photo galleries and a cumshot recap.


A thinly veiled parody of The Client List. Other than the opening and closing scenes, there was no parody involved in this one. However, the sex was very hot!! Veronica is one sexy bitch who fucked like her life depended on it. The other girls also put in hot sexual performances. As a porn film, this one gets good marks. As a parody, it’s mediocre. But this is porn so the sex carries it to a winning score!

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