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Official Survivor XXX Parody

Studio: 3rd Degree
Category:  Comedy , Feature film
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Captain Jack's ratings for Official Survivor XXX Parody:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Official Survivor XXX Parody overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Official Survivor XXX Parody Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Official Survivor XXX Parody Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Official Survivor XXX Parody Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Official Survivor XXX Parody Plot/Acting rating 2.5 stars
Extras Official Survivor XXX Parody DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Official Survivor XXX Parody A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  12/6/2010
Survivor has always been ripe to have a porn parody made of it and the time is now. I mean, bikini clad babes running around an island just screams porn, doesn’t it? Well, 3rd Degree has come out with this title which features Kristina Rose, Sara Sloane and London Keyes. Parodies are getting played out but this one should be interesting.

The premise is that this is a reunion show and they recount different stories. Anthony Rosano is the host and all the competitors are sitting around a fire talking.

Jackie Daniels

It’s the first day of camp and the contestants have to build huts and get their camp in order. Jackie, the slut of the show, notices Dane Cook’s hand down his pants and gets horny. She pulls his to her and starts giving him head with a lot of spit. She gags herself on his unit and titty fucks him. They climb a tree for acrobatic sex and Jackie gets drilled in doggie, cowgirl, mish, doggie and spoon. Dane strokes off all over Jackie’s face.

Krissy Lynn

Krissy is caught cheating by Mick Blue. It seems she has her own food supply which is against the rules. She offers to give up her pussy in exchange for Mick’s silence and he doesn’t refuse. They start making out and then Krissy blows him. Some nice deep throating from the blonde bombshell and Mick even fucks her face. Her chin gets covered with spit. Krissy gets fucked in standing doggie, standing mish, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and spoon. Mick cums all over her tits. The problem with this scene was the shadows. They perform inside a cage-like contraption and the sun causes the shadows to cover their bodies and it gets distracting.

London Keyes

London and Tommy pistol win the show’s first luxury competition. Their price is a fancy dinner away from the rest of the camp. After the meal, London says she wants a tossed salad for desert; meaning that she orders Tommy to tongue her asshole. London blows him and tickles the back of her throat with his cock. She gets boned in mish, doggie, reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. Tommy coats her chin with his spunk.

Tori Lux

Sara, Tori and Mick go out looking for meat. Sara gets in an argument with Tori and takes off. That leaves Tori and Mick and Tori decides that she needs a hot protein dinner immediately. She grabs Mick and starts gobbling his meat and gets him hard in no time. She gives him a sensual blowjob with lots of eye contact and spit. Instead of coating her throat with his jizz as requested, Mick coats her lower face with his prize.

Kristina Rose

Anthony cancels an immunity challenge after some persuasion from Sara. Kristina is disappointed and tells Anthony that the challenge was right up her alley because of her flexibility due to yoga. To prove it, she juts her ass out right in front of Anthony. He likes it and starts feeling her up. He eats her out from behind and she reciprocates the oral pleasures. She gags on his cock and gives him a fast and furious blowjob. Kristina gets banged in a standing doggie, cowgirl and spoon before Anthony explodes on her face. Kristina does some clean-up.

Sara Sloane

Mr. Pete gives Sara some hallucigenitic mushrooms and it gets her horny. She wants to fuck right then and there. She sits on his face before moving into a 69 position. She bobs her head up and down on Pete’s man meat and deep throats him. She takes a ride in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl before taking his shaft in doggie and spoon. Pete cums all over her face and Sara smiles her way through it.

SPECIAL FEATURES

There’s a photo gallery, some trailers, a cumshot review and a 20 and a half minute BTS.

SUMMARY

A very average adult movie that wouldn’t even be getting talked about if it didn’t have the Survivor tie-in. There is nothing special or memorable in the 6 scenes on this DVD. For a parody, it’s not even funny. A big disappointment all around, especially considering the cast involved. Rent it if you’re a Survivor fan, but otherwise avoid it. You won’t miss it.



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