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Scene 1- Darla Crane:
The day-to-day stress of running an ambitious biker gang is getting to poor Clay, played by Lee Stone. Heck, the guy can barley shoot a game of pool. But Gemma (played by Darla Crane) offers her man a bit of TLC, starting with a blowjob that has Darla taking Lee’s cock all the way down. Of course, Lee doesn’t pass up the chance to plow Darla’s boobs. The randy redhead then makes herself a bit more comfortable on the pool-table, with Lee licking his partner’s pussy before sticking it to her via missionary. In due course, Darla flips to let Lee bang her from behind, and she even balances herself on one legs as Lee does the doggie-style dance, which ends with a pop shot to Darla’s mouth.
Scene 2- Daisy Cruz:
After Lee talks to his stepson, Jax, (Bill Bailey) about some problems, Bill is about to leave to fix things. But he gets hurt, so he calls his sexy, tattooed doctor/nurse friend, Daisy Cruz. Taking a holistic approach to medicine, Daisy and Billy start with some smooching, and then with Bill lying on top of the bartop, Daisy performs some mouth to cock resuscitation, adding in a welcome bit of eye contact. But just to make sure everything should be working the way it’s supposed to, Daisy mounts the guy and bounces up and down on theBill's cock. Bill definitely seems to responding well to the treatment, and thus, our couple is soon banging away on their sides. In time, Daisy and her “patient” get off the counter top, and try getting off courtesy of some lengthy standing doggie-style banging. The nearby bar stool comes in real handy when Daisy lies back on it during some missionary- pumping that ends with Bill spraying his seed onto Daisy’s shoulder, chest and chin.
Scene 3- Ann Marie Rios:
Federal agent Stahl, played by Ann-Marie Rios, has gang member Tig (played by Brad Armstrong) in custody. But if the agent wants Tig’s cooperation, well, the price is giving up her gash to Tig. Ann-Marie relents, and maintains a nice bit of teasing (I particularly like how her ass looks when she slips out of her pants) just before hoping up onto the interrogation table to let Brad nibble on her pussy. (Ah, Ann- Marie’s sporting a slight patch down there, I see). Anyhow, with Ann Marie duly readied for action, Brad sticks his prick into her sweet pussy via missionary, which works to get the sexy latina squealing and moaning. Ms. Rios repays Brad’s efforts by blowing him, doing a good bit of licking, after which she bends over the table to get some vaginal probing from Brad. Ann-Marie later retakes some control by planting her pussy on the prisoner’s pecker and riding the guy. Following some spoon-style boffing, Brad pulls out and pops on Ann Marie’s slit.
Scene 4- Tori Lux:
When Jax arrives at the gang’s porn studio, the police chief, Mark Wood, is already there telling the ladies about the complaints from next door. It seems Tori’s been a bit…loud. Anyhow, Jax takes Lyla into the next room. That leaves Mark to try and talks some sense into the Tori. But the inked starlet is just too feisty and free spirited, and she even prepositions the police chief. In no time at all, Tori is sucking and tugging on Mark’s meat missile, and she tries to get the whole thing all he way to the back of her throat. Tori’s oral efforts are the followed by her impaling her petunia on Mark’s rod, bouncing on the lawman’s stick via reverse-cowgirl for the next few minutes. Then it’s time for another blowjob, occasionally without the use of Tori’s hands, before Mark’s gets his cock ridden in cowgirl. Yet another round of fellatio occurs, but as a lead in to some doggie-style style boning. Likewise, there’s a few moments of face-fucking until Tori gets face-down, ass up for some poop-chute plundering from behind. After a while, it’s back to the couch, with Tori’s getting sodomized in reverse-cowgirl, and following some m A2M, some spoon-style anal. Mark finishes by discharging his load launcher onto Tori’s lower face.
Scene 5- Ash Hollywood:
In the next room, Jax puts the moves on Opie’s girlfriend, Lyla, played by the gorgeous Ash Hollywood. Thus the two of them are soon kissing, and Ash plays with her nipples which motivates Bill to also lick Ash’s nipples, although briefly, before moving downward to her pussy. Ash then shows Bill what she can do with her mouth, kneeling down to blow the guy, then taking the knob-slobbing over to a nearby couch. When it comes to giving head, Ash has this a rhythmic mouth and hand technique going for her. Further along, Ash gets on her hands on knees and lets Bill hit her hotbox in doggie. It certainly looks good all around, but Ash certainly doesn’t disappoint when she’s getting poked from below, or on her side or back. Finally, the little tryst ends with Bill spooging on Ash’s face and chest.
The two baroom scenes certainly fit with the overall theme, but the last two scenes looked like it could have been set in anyone’s loft. As for the DVD extras, there is a Behind the Scenes Segment, a Gallery (a few pics at first, then some hardcore shots) a Popshot chapter, and as expected, some Trailers. Lest I forget, the DVD cover, with Tori, Ann-Marie and Ash on the front, really hits the spot.
With the numerous porn parodies out there, it was simply a matter of time before someone got around to spoofing the actual TV show. There were two lades I ready know: Ann-Marie Rios, and Tori Lux. Ann-Marie Rios has a wonderful body, but her normal high octane level of fucking seemed somewhat muted. Tori Lux delivered some great lines too, as well as some great oral and anal action. But I was also pleased to see some ladies that I haven’t seen before, most especially Daisy Cruz and Ash Hollywood. Plus, there’s a few chuckles to be had as well. To the people at Diabolic, good job!