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Scene 1: Courtney Cummz plays a TV commentator, who gives the judge's nephew a guided video tour of the courtroom that ends up as a sex tape. Courtney aggressively quaffs down the guy’s dick (trying to swallowing it) as well as bestowing a tit fuck on the guy. (It’s more like her fucking the guy’ dick with her tits). Ms. Cummz sure isn’t passive when it comes to riding her partner’s dick via a leaning back cowgirl. Also, during some reverse-cowgirl riding, Courtney adds in some good eye contact with the camera. Even better, after getting bent over a chair and fucked, Courtney gets some ebony trouser trout in her ass via missionary anal. Lastly, Courtney looks great working her butt back and forth in a subsequent stint of doggie-style fucking.
Scene 2: The first case on the docket has the smoldering Jada Fire as a defendant. She’s getting sued for non-payment of rent and for taking the virginity of Misty’s slacker brother, Dsnoop. The action kicks off with a recap of aforementioned deflowering, starting with Jada catching Dsnoop jacking off in his sisters room. Jada offers him the real thing, starting with a taste of her bazookas. (Jadea does have some nice tits). Then it’s on to a blowjob interspersed with some good hand action. Dsnoop gets Jada’s melons moving with missionary-style fucking, after which time Jada also gives the guy another hand job before riding the guy’s dick, and gets a decent poking in return. That notwithstanding, Jada looks best, IMHO, getting fucked via reverse-cowgirl.
Scene 3: As it turns out, Misty Love gets back at Jada not just by suing her, but by fucking Jada’s boyfriend, Nathan Threat. Of course, the fact that Jada cheated on the guy kind of factors into his decision to fuck Misty. For a few moments, I almost didn’t recognize Misty with her different hair style and such, but hey, she’s a sexy lady regardless. Misty doles out a mostly-hands-free blowjob, and gets the fucking started with some piledriver on the couch for the next few minutes. (Let’s face it, piledriver isn’t one of those positions that you normally see at the beginning of a sex scene). Misty later rides Nathan’s wand, and seeing Misty’s tight body in motion is a very pleasant thing to behold. There’s also some standing supported fucking, and it looks that Misty is having a zen moment or two while riding the bone in reverse cowgirl.
Scene 4: Now it’s time for Judge Lowdown (Mark Anthony) to have his noontime tryst with his gorgeous bailiff, Sara Sloane. Sara is barely a few steps into the judge’s chamber when she begins ripping off her clothes. (Hey, she’s getting down to business, although Sara does keep her gloves on). The judge gives Sara’s shaved slit a series of licks, and gets rewarded with Sara’s well-known sword swallowing. (The part with Sara inhaling the guy’s dick with hands behind her back is a terrific thing to see). Sara also gets her tits fucked, and then partakes of a 69. (It almost looked like she winked at the camera). During the subsequent pussy pounding, Mark lays some pipe into Sara’s box via missionary shot in several different angles. Several times during the scene, Sara lies flat down on the table, and gets fucked from behind, and one great sequence has her wonderfully working her body back and forth in response to her partner’s thrusts. Sara also shows off a good ability to ride a cock in cowgirl, as well as doing more wonderful cock-swallowing.
Scene 5: The next case before His Honor has Melrose Foxxx suing her lover because the sex is lacking. Huuh? Anyhow, the judge orders them to try some at home therapy. Now I must point out that Melrose sports longer and darker hair (reddish) from her usual lighter locks, but regardless of her color, Melrose is freaking hot, whether in her clothes or out of them. Melrose is soon steadily sucking the guy’s sausage, and later on, move her mouthwatering ass beautifully as rides the baloney pony in cowgirl, as well as taking a good pumping from underneath her. The reverse-cowgirl action is eh, okay, but the lengthy session of flat on stomach doggie style looks particularly good, especially when Melrose moves her hips back and forth and around and around.
What I Disliked:
The first scene constantly repeated the same positions. Yes anal is a good thing, but a minute of missionary, and another bit of missionary a few minutes later, and the few minutes after that, just doesn’t seem right. Of course, the Mark Anthony/Sara Sloane pairing repeated several positions over and over again, but they looked better and seemed to last a bit longer.
The additional goodies are a Behind the Scenes segment, a Popshots section, a Gallery and a bunch of trailers.
I absolutely loved Sara’s scene. Time and again, it looked like she was smiling while having sex, and seeing her work her oral magic was really something. But the course, the other ladies aren’t yesterday’s dinner special. There’s just something about Jada, in both her looks and attitude, that I find irresistible. I also haven’t seen Melrose Foxxx in a little more than a year and a half, so seeing her here was special. So, with a generous dose of silliness mixed with some sexiness, I rule in favor of the Official Judge Joe Brown Parody.