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Official Jersey Shore

Official Jersey Shore

Studio: Zero Tolerance
Category:  Comedy , Reality Porn
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Overall Rating 4 stars
Official Jersey Shore overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Official Jersey Shore Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Official Jersey Shore Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Official Jersey Shore Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Official Jersey Shore Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Official Jersey Shore DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Official Jersey Shore A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  2/24/2010
Porn parodies are officially played out but this show was just designed to be made fun of. If you were a fan of the MTV series, you have to at least be interested in this DVD.

From the cast first coming to their house and the fist pumps to the inane Diary Room rants and the general stupidity of the cast, Zero Tolerance has it down pat.

Lexi Love

Lexi Love is Sammie and Mikey Butders is Ronnie and they have an immediate connection. Ronnie shows her some stolen jewelry and Sammie’s pussy gets wet. “Ass fucking ain’t cheating, is it?” she asks. Ronnie checks out her ass then starts fucking her throat. Sammie gives him a nice blowjob (comical aside, Lexi has to adjust her wig while giving head so that it doesn’t fall off). Sammie rides him in reverse cowgirl, side saddle, cowgirl and mish before he taps her ass in mish and doggie. Ronnie drills her pussy in spoon before he strokes off in her mouth. Lexi plays with it before swallowing it.

Sara Sloane

Jwoww’s (Sara) boyfriend comes to visit but she is hot for Paulie (James Deen). Paulie locks the boyfriend in the bathroom so he can have his way with Jwoww. He starts by licking her ass then fucking her in doggie. Jwoww tastes her own juices and deep throats Paulie’s tool. Jwoww doesn’t seem to have a gag reflex so she’s good at taking him deep. She gets drilled in mish, cowgirl, spoon and reverse cowgirl. Paulie shoots a load in her mouth and on her face. Sara scoops everything in and downs it.

Kagney Linn Karter

After recreating the infamous fight in which Snookie gets her ass kicked, Ronnie and the Situation (Rocco Reed) pick up a random chick, Kagney, at a bar. She takes them to the backroom where she’s blowing the Situation while Ronnie takes her from behind. She then drops to her knees and services both of them, going back and forth and making sure to worship every inch of their cocks. She rides the Situation in reverse cowgirl while sucking off Ronnie. She fucks them in a few other positions before getting Ronnie’s seed blasted onto her face and the Situation’s spunk all over her ass.

Ann Marie Rios

Angelina (Ann Marie) refuses to go into work because working at a t-shirt shop is beneath her. She’s a bartender, damnit! Her boss, Mick Blue, comes by wondering why she isn’t at work and, after an argument, Angelina tells him to suck her ass. She smacks the shit out of Mick until he agrees to do her and let her live there rent free and Mick finally agrees. She pushes him down and gives him an aggressive blowjob. She uses a lot of spit and makes great slurping sounds on his cock. Mick eats her out and then she gets pounded in reverse cowgirl, doggie and cowgirl. She strokes him off so that all of his DNA goes on her face with some clean-up by Ann Marie.

Kristina Rose, Lisa Ann

Snookie (Kristina) hasn’t been able to get laid throughout the movie. She gets made fun of, called Frodo and a hobbit, until her mother, Lisa Ann, comes to visit. She gets Vinnie (Anthony Rosano) in an arm bar and grabs Paulie by the nuts and tells them it’s time they fuck her daughter. Lisa Ann won’t be left out of the proceedings either. The two women get what they want and get fucked in a variety of positions. They get interrupted by Police Officer Mark Wood for making too much noise and Kristina pulls him into the activities also. Finally, a fourth guy enters the fray when Mick Blue stops by. The girls get their fill of cock and even Kristina’s ass gets a workout. Lisa Ann gets two loads dumped on her tits while Kristina got cum splattered all over her face.


Extras on the 2-disk set include a bonus scene with a blonde (Melanie Monroe?) and Tommy Gunn, a 3-minute feature on The Situation Goes To Vegas, an hour-and-a-half BTS, photo gallery and some trailers.


As I said in the introduction, porn parodies are so 2009 but this was really well done. This was true to the TV series (and the show may have been a parody itself). But this is porn, so how was the sex? The opening scene with Lexi taking it up the ass the the six-person orgy with Kristina and Lisa Ann, the sex was hot. This DVD is well worth your time.

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