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Official Friday the 13th Parody

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Reviewed by fu_q  on  7/9/2012
No one’s safe at the Crystal Lake Nudist Camp with Jason and his “flesh-eating jizz” on the loose. That’s how things unfold in the “Official Friday the 13th Parody”, an exceptional release from director Gary Orona and Zero Tolerance that parodies the famed 1980 horror film of a similar title. Indeed, this flick has distinct similarities to the source material—with some overt dissimilarities, as well—and the plot remains fun and campy throughout…framing and livening up the sex quite well. Of course, with the likes of Sara Sloane (Vandella), Brooklyn Lee, Asa Akira, Courtney Cummz, Kagney Linn Karter, and Brooke Lee Adams on board, the action is guaranteed to be hot—and it is.

In terms of the storyline, this production follows the original well in that a camp at Crystal Lake was shut down years before—due to murderous goings-on—and is now being re-opened. Of course, the murders start up all over again, as the camp workers are taken out one by one in gory style. In both cases, the main bad-guy (Jason) supposedly drowned years before and this led to his vengeful killing sprees and his “haunting” of the camp. In the original, however, it’s implied that it’s actually Jason’s mother who does most (if not all) of the killings, and Jason only makes a questionable appearance (sans hockey mask) at the end. In this one, Jason’s mother is nowhere to be found, and Jason himself (with the mask) takes everyone out. Additionally, the hippie newcomer to the camp (played by Sara Sloane here) lives to the end of this release, whereas she was offed fairly early in the original. Of course, there are some campier dissimilarities in the porn version, as well, with Jason having drowned due to his monstrous schlong anchoring him to the bottom of the lake and his primary means of killing people being to shower them with “flesh-eating jizz”. Further, the “camp” has been turned into a “nudist camp” here. It’s all in good porn fun.

In terms of the sex, Courtney Cummz and Mr. Pete play the role of kinky nudist camp residents who get it on in their cabin (Scene One). Courtney’s in top form here and starts out topless and wearing chain-and-leather lingerie. Mr. Pete’s wearing a gas mask on his head, and the pair immediately gets hot and bothered, working themselves up into a frenzy. A sexy oral, vaginal, and anal encounter proceeds, as Courtney takes the lead with her dirty talk and mild domination of Pete. A cum-shot predominantly in Courtney’s mouth closes out the sex in this one. (Of course, Jason pops in at the end and uses his monster-cock to soak the pair with his deadly load.)

Scene Two brings together new arrivals Rocco Reed and Asa Akira in their creepy, dimly-lit cabin. Asa kicks things off in a loose, gray tank-top and a pair of blue cut-offs. She has a blue bikini on underneath and is looking as good as always. A sensual and erotic romp follows, as the couple takes full advantage of the mat on the floor. Asa is her usual enthusiastic and sweaty self (which is a good thing), and the festivities are capped off with a load on her tummy—super-hot stuff! (Afterward, this pair meets its gruesome demise at Jason’s hands, as well.)

Scene Three is a flashback sequence to a 1972 party in which Kagney Linn Karter—dressed in a lacey top that accentuates her ample cleavage and a light-green, zebra-striped miniskirt—gets it on with Carlo Carrera in a dingy basement. Apparently Carlo…who ends up being Jason…has an issue with his dong. It gets permanently bigger every time that he fucks. Kagney—failing to see the problem—decides to seduce him on the spot. After a sexy strip-down and tease session, the two go at it. The oral and vaginal romp that ensues is both erotic and torrid, with Kagney putting all manner of sexual energy into the proceedings before jerking Carlo to a pop on her face and in her mouth—nice! (As a note, this sequence also explains the origin of Jason’s decent.)

In Scene Four, we find Brooklyn Lee, Brooke Lee Adams, and Mark Wood in their cabin. Their rendition of the “stip-Monopoly” game from the original takes a decidedly sexier turn, as it quickly transitions into a threesome. The double-blowjob action that kicks this one off is scorching, as is the rest of the oral and vaginal tryst that proceeds. Brooklyn’s relatively brief work is stunning here—even though she was fairly new to the industry when this was filmed—and the festivities close out with a double-facial for the ladies. This is yet another blistering sequence. (Of course, Jason ultimately drops in and hoses them down with his murderous meat…leaving no survivors.)

Scene Five takes place after newbie camp-masseuse Sara Sloane (Vandella) and the owner of the establishment (Kris Slater) have (supposedly) finished off Jason. A sexy oral and vaginal romp on a curtained bed in one of the cabins relieves the couple’s pent-up sexual tensions, and the festivities come to a close with a load all over Sara’s tummy and pelvis—sweet!

Bonus-wise, there’s a “BTS” that’s a touch over 15 minutes in length, and there’s a “Gallery” that plays through a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production. Further, there’s a “Popshots” option that is as its namesake would imply, and there’s a selection that runs through some “Trailers”.

All in all, this is an excellent parody that’s actually more enjoyable to watch than the original source material. It’s well-cast, well-captured, fun, sexy, and campy—all of the things that one would expect from such a production. It’s highly recommendable. Check it out.

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