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Official Friday the 13th Parody

Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Overall Rating 3 stars
Official Friday the 13th Parody overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Official Friday the 13th Parody Female looks rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  12/22/2010

In 1978 and 1979, the low-budget mainstream film HALLOWEEN became a huge commercial success; the original FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980) soon followed and made so much money that it spawned seven sequels. Flash forward 30 years and there's the OFFICIAL FRIDAY THE 13TH PARODY (2010, Zero Tolerance) that's directed by Gary Orona, produced by Tabitha Stevens, who also performs in a brief non-sex role.

Way back when, I saw the original film when it hit the theaters, thought it sucked and never bothered with any of the sequels. I decided to have a look at this parody because I liked the visual style that Gary Orona showed in his behind-the-scenes handling of TOTAL INTERACTIVE CONTROL OF TABITHA STEVENS.

The good news is that Orona handles these OFFICIAL FRIDAY THE 13TH PARODY sex scenes with a similar visual flair but he can't really decide whether he wants Jason to be played for laughs or for horror. You see, Jason's over sized penis shoots flesh eating semen and it's handled in such a cheap and cheesy way that the horror aspect of this parody becomes laughable in between sex scenes that are taken rather seriously in terms of staging and execution.

Sara Sloane stars as a masseuse who arrives at the Crystal Lake Nudist Camp and uncovers all of its secrets just in time for Jason to return. She wanders and hikes about some exterior environs until she and Chris Slater encounter Jason and his evil schlong for a weak finale that, duh, leaves the camp door open for a sequel. More irritating is that Jason just lumbers around, watches his prey suck and fuck then strikes after everyone is sexually satisfied. Weak.

His first victims at the camp, Courtney Cummz and Mr. Pete suck and fuck on the floor in front of an unlit fireplace. Courtney takes control of the straight sex stuff then Mr. Pete handles her for some anal action and takes a facial until Jason finally decides to spray them into oblivion---!! 1/2

His second victims at the camp, Asa Akira and Rocco Reed engage in straight sex action on a large flat floor cushion that looks splendid in a darker night time cabin environ---!!! Jason lumbers around and takes care of these two via different methods.

At the center of this parody is a terrific flashback sex sequence in wonderful muted colors as Kagney Linn Carter seduces Jason (Carlo Carrera) then the duo land in a chair. Orona captures this already great-looking scene in a terrific mixture of camera angles and ends it with a fine popshot---!!!! Then, it's back to the stupid story.

The final 30 minutes of this 1 hour 44 minute parody has two more sex scenes including a brief three way with busty, cute Brooklynn Lee, Brooke Lee Adams and Mark Wood that's just an excuse for Jason to douse them once they've finished---!!

Sara Sloane and Chris Slater take care of Jason just long enough for them to land in the safety of a more brightly lit camp bedroom for a solid straight sex encounter---!!! A final panning shot reveals what awaits them.

Extras that can be accessed from the main menu include a 15 minute BTS, 13 minutes of Zero Tolerance trailers, 3 minute gallery, about a 4 minute pop shot recap.

Okay, so the OFFICIAL FRIDAY THE 13TH PARODY (2010, Zero Tolerance) is a mixed bag. It looks great, sounds great, has some solid sex scenes but suffers whenever the present-day Jason lumbers around to finish off the after-fucked campers. On the horizon is a PSYCHO PARODY, let's hope the sex scenes are more integrated into that tricky flick to parody. Final rating for OFFICIAL FRIDAY THE 13TH PARODY is !!! outta !!!!!



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