How do you parody a bad joke? How do you turn skanky into sexy? How do you make raunch from the ridiculous? Apparently, you do it with the likes of Sarah Vandella (Sloane), Misty Stone, Megan Vaughan, and Jada Fire. At least this is the case in the “Official Flava of Love Parody”, an overall-good production from Black Ice and director Dwayne Dane. Taking perhaps the most ludicrous source material for a parody thus far, and then staying true to it, this flick still manages to defy the odds and pull out a win. Make no mistake about it, the whole premise—a bunch of bimbos in a house making asses of themselves for the camera as they compete for the affections of a used-up rapper—is still a sad one...even in its pornified version. And, things do get off to a rocky start here, as well. BUT…(here it comes)…the scenes put out by the four ladies mentioned above—particularly that of Sarah, who simply imbibes black cock into her soul—allow the viewer to momentarily forget the nonsense that frames them. Indeed, it’s most certainly the fuck-fuck that lets this one eek out a victory.
In Scene One, contestant and ho Alexandria Devine gets it on with one of Flava’s boys (Wesley Pipes) in an IR romp on a blue- and gold-themed sofa. He puts it to her in a variety of vaginal positions before giving her a partial cream-pie that she then works out. In all, this one’s decent enough. Scene Two has D. Snoop (“Flava”) coupling on a red- and gold-themed couch with Angela Aspen, a former flame who’s trying to get him back. With a clock around his neck and a cock hanging out of his pants, he’s the recipient of some enthusiastic oral work (spit, throating) and titty-fucking here. Angela takes it on the chin (and in the mouth) to cap off this strong b.j. sequence.
In Scene Three, Misty Stone makes security guy Nat Turnher’s dick disappear (in her mouth and pussy, of course) in order to make a damaging tape “disappear”. Always a sexy and enthusiastic fuck, Misty doesn’t disappoint here, as she and Nat transition through a variety of steamy vaginal positions. Closing out this fine affair, Nat unloads on her ass. Nice work!
Scene Four pairs up Sarah Vandella (Sloane) with Nat Turnher in a back bedroom after she stupidly notes for the camera that she’s only there for the notoriety. He gives her an immediate and righteous pounding, and a full-on oral (throating) and vaginal romp ensues. Sarah’s creamy skin glistens with sweat, as her pink lips part for Nat’s ebony meat…and it’s all very sexy. Indeed, her performance here is inspired—to say the least—and this is easily the best action on the disc. To cap things off, Nat ejaculates in her mouth and…eager ‘til the end…Sarah swallows it down—scorching stuff!
In Scene Five, Nat—who’s getting more play than Flava (D. Snoop)—bags another one of the ho’s on the show, Megan Vaughn. Bringing forth some chocolate-on-chocolate lovin’ this time around, a sexy vaginal tryst unfolds on a black leather couch in an office. This one transitions through multiple fervent positions before closing out with a spurting facial—super-hot!
Scene Six brings the “show” to a close with Flava (D. Snoop) and one of his favorite contestants, Jada Fire, getting it on. The leading oral work by Jada is sexy, as is the fucking that follows. She certainly knows how to ride a dick, and her tits are ripe for D. Snoop’s cock. After doling out a pounding, Snoop unloads on her ample brown-sugar bosom—very nice!
Bonus-wise, there’s an okay / nothing-spectacular “BTS” segment, and there’s a “Gallery” that puts forth a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production. There’s also a “Popshots” selection that plays back through the various loads that are fired off over the course of the proceedings.
In all, the hot fucking in this one really saves it from its weak premise (i.e. the choice of the source material for the parody). With scenes like Sarah Vandella’s onboard, it’s hard to miss…even under severe circumstances. All things considered, it’s a worthy fuck-flick…just don’t expect anything horribly meaningful beyond that.
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