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Scene 1: Mark Wood hits the jackpot, (with Ron Jeremy playing the role of Mark's kid), but guess what? The show doesnít have a million dollars to give out. So instead of cold hard cash, Mark gets some warm nookie, belonging to suitcase girl Alexis Texas. Dang, Alexis looks hot, and just like that, the scene changes to Alexis going down on Mark. Alexis dishes and good and steady bit of sucking and pud pulling, and gets some carpet munching in return. When it's time to get down to banging, the party kicks off with missionary, after which mark grabs a hold of Alexis' tushy and fucks her for a while in doggie. Even better though, I seeing Alexis' ass cheeks moving thanks to some back forth boning in cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl. Nice post-come clean up at the end.
Scene 2: There are a few nice gags to start with, such as Lizz Tayler showing off her box, instead of the suitcase, and even some pirates. John strong is willing to walk away with the money he's already won, but his significant other, Brooklyn Lee, convinces him to risk at all by agreeing to butt sex. The action starts with a blowjob, nice and slow at first, with Brooklyn soon taking all of john's cock in her mouth. Then comes the fucking, with our couple alternate an active bumping and thrusting role in cowgirl. Of course, Brooklyn gets her pussy prodded in several different positions, put the real payout comes with the anal pounding that begins with some slow missionary poking, and progresses to a faster paced reverse-cowgirl anal, and winding down with some face-to face fucking on their sides.
Scene 3: The next contestant, 2011 AVN Best New Starlet winner Gracie Glam, isn't happy with the deal offered via The Banker's phone call. So, Gracie heads up to the Banker's private booth to give the guy, Mr. Pete, a piece of her mind. But of course, Mr. Pete ends up getting a piece of ass, starting with Gracie greedily gobbling the Banker's boner, licking the guy's balls and getting face-fucked pretty much all the way to the back of her throat. Mr. Pete doesn't overlook Gracie's pussy, either. Mr. Pete initially fucks Gracie in missionary, going a few inches in at first, but soon heís working faster and deeper into Gracie's va-jay-jay. There also some good doggie-style and cowgirl style screwing along with another blowjob to watch.
Scene 4: In a wonderful reversal of the audition scenario, Anthony Rosano wants be on the show, but suitcase girls Lizz Tayler and Tegan Summers are the interviewers, and Anthony isn't going going to get on the show...unless he fucks them first. So, the ladies oil Anthony up first, and then Liz pulls down the guys pants and blows him. Tegan gets in on the knob-slobbing, and soon, have their hands and mouths on the dudeís dick. Anthony eventually ends up lying on top of the table, doing some 69 with Tegan. Later on, Lizz then sits on Anthony's face, but that doesn't stop Lizz from trying to swallow Anthony's cock. Let I forget, there's the sight of both ladies simultaneously working each side of Anthonyís wang. The guy later fucks both women on the table, in missionary, followed by some reverse-cowgirl fucking while Lizz sits in Mr. Rosano's mug. In time, the ladies soon finish Anthony off with a dual blowjob.
Scene 5: The game-show host finally gets in on the sexy action, thanks to a sexy and horny, yet deranged fan, Diamond Foxxx, that he met online. Accordingly, Diamond has her way with Mr. Vegas, and as expected, she scarfs down the guy's wiener. Diamond follows up the lustful pole-licking with a spirited cowgirl-style cock ride. Ms. Foxxx later gets her pierced pussy powerfully pounded in reverse-cowgirl, which features some nice hip rotations from Ms. Foxx.
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I have just one complaint: In the second scene, Brooklyn does this one blowjob that last for a few seconds, if that. What, did she change her mind about something? Oh well, she still put forth a watchable anal poke.
For those who might want to want what other stuff can found on the DVD, please note that there is the usual Behind the Scenes segment, a Popshot chapter, a Photo Gallery (not bad at all), plus some Trailers.
Simply wonderful. Gracie Glam and Diamond Foxxx come off as total sex machines, and Alexis Texas looks wonderful. Moreover, I enjoyed seeing Brooklyn Lee and Tegan Summers for the first time. Granted, Lizz Tayler isn't exactly chopped liver, and her combined carnal efforts with Tegan made for a very enjoyable scene. Expressed in equation form: hot women + good sex + a decent dollop of humor = a very recommended DVD.