Disclaimer: This DVD would not play for me for about the first two minutes of the fourth scene, causing me to miss some of the setup and Krissy Lynn's masturbation as well as a little of the initial setup. I doubt I missed anything too critical, but there was a slight gap for me.
Running Time: 128 min.
Production Date: None given
Director: Mike Quasar
Cast: Bridgette B., Jessica Bangkok, Krissy Lynn, Maya Hills, Missy Martinez, Anthony Rosano, Derrick Pierce, John Strong, Mark Wood, and Tommy Pistol
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and although there were a couple minor background noises they fit in with the scenes. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. It's clear and well lit with a steady hand on the camera.
The Movie: Office Secrets collects five office themed scenes, each of which has a quick lead-in to set things up.
|Scene 1 – Jessica Bangkok and Tommy Pistol|
Tommy's more than excited about his new promotion, with Asian hottie being far less than excited and eager to get away from him. She tries to get rid of him letting him know how creepy she thinks he is when he tells her he wants her to come with as his executive assistant, but since his job would relocate her to Hawaii she's ready to overlook how much she despises him and heads to his office to celebrate and work over details Tommy gropes her as he helps her strip down and eagerly dives into her big fat titties before turning her around to tongue her holes and play with her pussy. Jessica pulls him into her big ass to smother him before letting him strip off her panties, teasing him with a foot on his cock, and laying back on the desk to let him eat her holes a bit more. Tommy pulls out his cock and goes right to fucking Jessica missionary style on the desk as she sucks her nipples, and then lets her drop down to suck and stroke his cock in return. She also lets Tommy fuck her big titties before bending over the desk for him to take her from behind while he's still wearing his button down shirt and sweater vest. Jessica strokes him with her feet and lets him fuck her face before riding him cowgirl style. They work in a little more face fucking and doggie action before Jessica takes Tommy's testicular treats in her eager mouth, plays with the load, and then swallows it down.
|Scene 2 – Bridgette B. and Mark Wood|
When busty bottle blonde Spanish hottie Bridgette tells boss Mark that she was distracted the other day due to her grandma dieing, he can't help but wonder how many grandmothers she has. He lets her know that unless she changes something quick he's going to have to fire her, and she lets him know that if he does she'll sue him for sexual harassment even though he hasn't touched her yet. Soon after Bridgette has her big boobies in Mark's face as she strips off her top to let him at her nipples. She continues to strip down so he can eat her bald beaver before dropping down to mouth his manhood in return. Mark takes Bridgette from behind over the conference table before sitting back in his chair to let her ride him reverse cowgirl style. She mixes in a little more oral action before having him fuck her as she lays on her side and back on the table. Finally Bridgette drops down to take Mark's man gravy over her face and tits.
|Scene 3 – Maya Hills and Anthony Rosano|
Brunette Maya and Anthony shower each other with compliments in the hallway right down to Anthony complimenting her tits and letting her know how he wants to bang her over the desk. They go their separate ways before rushing together to kiss and making their way to an office where they continue to kiss and strip her down. Anthony worships Maya's tits and eats her bald box before she drops down to suck and stroke his cock in return. They work in a little titty fucking and a little more pussy eating before Anthony fucks Maya missionary style on the desk. They move to his chair for a cowgirl ride, and Maya gives him plenty more titty and oral action before getting back on for the reverse cowgirl ride. They move to the desk where Anthony mixes in plenty more oral action mixed in for each of Maya's holes as he takes her from behind and on her side and back so he can worship her feet. Finally Maya drops down so Anthony can deposit his dick droppings over her big titties and then sucks him clean.
|Scene 4 – Krissy Lynn and John Strong|
Busty dirty blonde Krissy walks into the sex toy store and clerk John leaves her alone with one of the jackrabbit vibes to try out as she sits back in a chair. He returns and finds a more than satisfied customer in Krissy, and when he offers to leave her alone she refuses to let him leave and quickly pulls him in to go to suck and slurp on his schlong. She mixes in a little more oral action for him as she rides him in the cowgirls as well as letting him take her missionary and doggie style. Krissy mixes in some nice oral action as they fuck, and finally sucks John to a nice pop into her eager mouth that she quickly swallows down before letting him feed her more cum wiping it from her tits with his cock.
|Scene 5 – Missy Martinez and Derrick Pierce|
Smoking hot busty Latina Missy is more than thankful for copy repair guy Derrick to come fix the copier, but quickly gets embarrassed when he pulls out a jammed sheet with somebody taking pictures of their ass. She tries to explain it being an office party that got out of hand and takes him to her office to write him a check. He can't help inquiring about the ass in the picture, and soon after has Missy bent over her desk as he worships her ass. He moves on to play with her pussy and suck her big titties before having Missy sit back on her desk so he can lick and finger her bald beaver before fucking it missionary style. Missy finishes stripping down before dropping down to work on Derrick orally and with her big beautiful titties. She climbs up to ride him in each of the cowgirls and lets Derrick take her from behind. Finally Missy drops down to take a nice creamy load over her pretty, happy face.
Office Secrets is a very fun fuck flick. I'll admit that part of me didn't have the highest expectations for this one with how 3rd Degree seems to be trying to make their releases cheaper and simpler all the time, but with Missy Martinez on the cover along with Bridgette B. and Krissy Lynn in the cast, I couldn't resist giving it a try. I'm more than glad I did, as the setups are nicely amusing and everyone in the movie seems to be having a great time. Tommy is nothing short of a riot in the opening scene as the creepy guy using his promotion to bang Jessica, and the sex is great with plenty of chemistry and energy. I love Bridgette putting her body to work in her scene with Mark, and Mark looks like he realizes just how much of a lucky S.O.B. He is from start to finish. Anthony and Maya are great to open their scene, starting with some nice fun and chemistry and never letting it stop until well after he's unloaded on her pretty face. Krissy does a great job pleasuring herself with the toy before setting her sights on John, and he seems to know just what she needs to really please her. Finally there's Missy and Derrick, which is another fantastic scene. Filled with fun, chemistry, and big beautiful titties. From start to finish Office Secrets worked very well for me, and although the action always stays couples friendly, it also never feels like it's being held back or dumbed down. That combination of fun, chemistry, and hot sex should make Office Secrets work for couples and strokers alike, and I can't help but highly recommend it because of it.
The Extras: The photo gallery lasts about three and a half minutes. There's also trailers and cumshot recaps.
Condom Usage: None
Final Thoughts: It's a borderline purchase that would have been a definite purchase if a little effort would have been put into the extras.
Note to 3rd Degree: You're doing a very nice job with your movies, but the lack of effort towards your extras is definitely noticed.
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