Movie Studios >  New Sensations >  Reviews  > Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody
Other reviews of this DVD:
No other ADT reviews available.
Write a review for Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody
Send me an email when there is a new review of Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody
Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody
Previews
Screenshots

Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Category:  Comedy , Feature film
Directed by:
Starring: , , , , ,
Released on: 
Where to buy:DVD NewDVD RentStreaming/Download
The D-Man's ratings for Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody A/V Quality rating 4 stars
Rating Scale
Reviewed by The D-Man  on  5/19/2010
The Story:

A mortally wounded Agent 009 busts in on Agent Boned and his significant other, Priya Rai, in bed. Agent Bonded recovers a Faberge egg from his deceased colleague, but then has a glass of bubbly with Priya while she soaps her self in a bath. Priya then does some teasing, as in playing with her boobs and showing off her ass. Priya then blows Agent Bonded, starting with the guy’s ball-bag and working upwards, adding in some two-handed jerking and even some tit-fucking. Once she’s done giving head, Priya rides her partner’s body in cowgirl, and after a while she starts squirting. Our hero eventually gets to go balls- deep into Priya’s slit, followed by some doggie-style and spoon-style fucking that all ends with a money shot into Priya’s mouth.

The mystery of the Faberge egg leads Agent Boned to a poker tournament (delivered by Krissy Lynn in a non-sex role), but first, Agent Boned has to get fitted for a new suit. The tailor, Aletta Ocean gets turned on while measuring the dude. (Her accent is a nice touch for a spy-oriented flick). Aletta pulls out his pocket pistol, which earns him a standing blowjob, with Ms. Ocean steadily working the agent’s woodie. Our couple takes the oral copulation to a nearby couch. Aletta later ends up on her back, pulls her legs backhand gets boffed in missionary. Aletta seems to enjoy the old boner bounce a la cowgirl, as well as getting her ass pumped via spoon-style anal, all or which ends with a discharge of ball-batter into Aletta’s mouth.

After getting his attire, Agent Boned attends the poker tournament, and gets to sit next to Francesca (Phoenix Marie). Eventually, the contest comes down to the two of them, and as expected, Her Majesty’s Secret Service wins out. But hey, Phoenix is feeling frisky, and so she seduces Agent Boned, starting with a side profile blowjob with a good amount of deep-throating. Phoenix changes over to a front profile POV style blowjob, and knows how to gets one’s attention with the way she swirls her tongue around the head of a guy’s cock. In due course, Phoenix gets on top to get fucked in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, which elicits some occasional dirty talk. Phoenix alternates riding that rocket at fast and slow speeds, and forward and back. Phoenix later gets fucked in doggie-style, starting out with some vaginal poking, and progressing to some butt-fucking. Phoenix also gets banged in missionary until her lover creams in and on her pussy.

As a result of his recent hook-up, Agent Boned gets his hands on a Faberge egg. (Or is it the previous egg?) He returns to his place to find Octopussy (Audrey Bitoni) and her associate (Dylan Riley) tossing the place. The villainess indicates that she will anything to get her Faberge egg back (oh, so that’s the connection), so you know the drill. Both ladies make out, and then Dylan licks Audrey’s clam while Agent Boned looks on. But after a while, Agent Boned gets in the mix, and the ladies soon have their mouths and hands on the guy’s one-eyed monster. Dylan turns in some decent head, but Audrey definitely shines here (in my humble opinion), starting off slowly, and giving a generous amount of eye-contact. Audrey is the first one to get fucked, riding the super-agent’s sword in cowgirl while Dylan sits on our hero’s face. The women eventually change places, with Dylan riding the guy’s dong. The action soon changes to a POV shot, with Agent Boned sticking it to Octopussy first while she licks her associate’s pussy. Interesting enough, that sequence is shot from Dylan’s perspective, as if she was the one with the camera. Of course, Dylan eventually gets her tuna-tunnel probed, and the scene ends with Agent Boned discharging his “side-arm” onto the womens’ faces.

The DVD:

The 3-D aspect of DVD was interesting. There is also a second disk, and it contains a regular 2-D version of the flick. Keep in mind, whether or not you choose 3-D, the sex is mostly shot in POV. The DVD extras includes a Pick Your Pleasure Segment and a Photo Gallery.

Closing Thoughts:

Hmmm…3-D porn. Is it a harbinger of a brave new world, or a sign of Apocalypse? Whatever the answer, it was nice to see Audrey Bitoni, but out of all of the scenes here, I liked Phoenix’s throw-down the most. On the otehr hand, I wasn't thrilled about seeing any squirting. (Sorry, but for me, that stuff tends to be a turn-off). Morover, there are only four sex scenes. Anyhow, the DVD is okay.


Check prices for Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody


The opinions expressed in this review of Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody from New Sensations are not necessarily the opinions of Adult DVD Talk. Adult DVD Talk provides a public forum for consumers to post their DVD reviews. Adult DVD Talk does not edit these reviews.