Studio: Simon Wolf
Director: Robert Herrera
Feature Time: 1:53:29
Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:28:01)
Themes: Straight Sex
I'm unfamiliar with the company Simon Wolf; my only exposure to them has been some unfortunate controversy on Adult DVD Talk. Apparently male talent non grata Marc Wallice has been involved with the company in the past, leading some viewers to boycott their films. I'm not one of them; I've seen a lot of Simon Wolf product at my local smut shops, but I never really knew what their style was, so I never picked one up. I've also never been particularly attracted to their box covers.
Scene 1: Montanna Rae and some porn stud
Montanna is a pretty hot young thing with a petite frame and long dirty blonde hair. She is wearing a sexy denim skirt and looks less like a porn star than a cute girl next door. I wish her scene was nearly as hot as her. There just wasn't anything going on here. It reminded me of a mediocre scene from the early to mid 1990's (remember those boring old days?). The guy is really good-looking, and also not into the scene at all, there's lots of kissing, he eats her out, and they have some boring missionary sex until he blows a weak load mostly onto Montanna's breasts.
Scene 2: August and a tattooed guy
August is an incredibly hot Hispanic starlet. I really like her looks, but for the most part she delivers average performances with not a lot of passion. She is not known for doing anal or other hardcore antics and always has a glamorous look. August is easily the best thing about this scene, which mainly involves her getting eaten out.
She moans like a good porn star collecting a paycheck while getting fucked in missionary on a couch. August eventually takes a weak facial and flinches when it hits her like it's hot acid. She looked very beautiful here but her scene lacked much energy. All in all, though, I think it's the best scene of the disc just because of her presence.
Scene 3: Eve Lawrence and a guy
Eve Lawrence is a very cute girl with massive breasts who I've never seen in action before. She is polishing a table before meeting a guy and making out for a while. This scene had a very 1990's-style feel to it as well, like something you would fast-forward through in a bad compilation tape.
Eve looks pretty good, though, as she mechanically gets fucked in a variety of positions. The guy also manages to shoot a good load which glazes her pretty face and hair. Otherwise, there wasn't much happening in this coupling.
Scene 4: Nicole Parks and a guy
Nicole Parks is another cute young brunette who gets her pussy robotically licked on a couch. Perhaps the worst m/f oral scene I have ever laid eyes upon. I think the guy actually falls asleep while he is tonguing her. You will probably fall asleep as well.
The action improves as Nicole gets banged doggy style on a couch. Again, the guy doesn't look excited at all as he gets to boff the cute Nicole. She does some P2M, which is about as hardcore as the sex gets on this DVD. At least the guy manages a nice facial to end the scene.
Scene 5: Jordan Fleiss and a guy
We meet the pale beauty Jordan Fleiss outside as she seduces some aging male talent on the grass. Again, I think I'm watching some bad porn, circa 1990. I don't know why this movie left me so cold, but it did. I don't have a problem with the lack of typical raincoater gonzo antics as long as the girls are into the sex. This whole production just seemed so sterile and clinical.
Jordan's scene is the same way, although she does manage to take it in the ass. This definitely improved the proceedings, although not much. Jordan looks quite disinterested as she receives a subpar facial glazing.
There's some behind the scenes material that's basically the same stuff that's in the movie. We meet the girls and get to hear them answer inane questions for a while. August talks about her tattoo, which is hideous. Eve Lawrence gets mechanically fucked and wipes her face down after her facial. Montanna Rae gets interviewed. There is nothing even remotely stroke-worthy in the extras.
The whole vibe, look, and feel of "Nothing Underneath 3" seems dated and screams "couples movie." It's some pretty boring, softcore gonzo action. As far as that goes, though, I guess it's o.k. The cast are all hot young beauties, but they uniformly sleepwalk through these unexciting efforts.
The sex looks good, but there's no real heat or excitement behind it. Select viewers will find something to like here, but raincoaters or anyone expecting typical gonzo action should avoid this title. Your girlfriend might like this one. It didn't do a whole lot for me.