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Not The Three Stooges XXX

Studio: Pulse Pictures
Category:  Comedy , Feature film
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astroknight's ratings for Not The Three Stooges XXX:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Not The Three Stooges XXX overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Not The Three Stooges XXX Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Not The Three Stooges XXX Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Not The Three Stooges XXX Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Not The Three Stooges XXX Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Not The Three Stooges XXX DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Not The Three Stooges XXX A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/4/2013

Running Time: 107 min.

Production Date: 3 / 22 / 2012

Director: Will Ryder

Cast: Bailey Blue, Britney Young, Callie Cyprus, Cassandra Cruz, Danica Dillon, Mandy Armani (aka Casi James), Anthony Rosano, Chad Diamond, Chris Charming, Dick Chibbles (aka Hef Pounder), and Evan Stone in sexual roles with Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, and Thomas Ward in non-sex roles

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced without any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks good. The picture is clear and well lit, but as usual there's a little camera motion with Will Ryder trying to capture some of the action in hand held mode.

The Movie: When Larry (Evan Stone), Moe (Anthony Rosano), and Curly's (James Bartholet) women let them know that they need to get jobs or they don't get any more pussy, the guys are thrown into a tizzy and head out to find jobs in true Stooges fashion.

Scene 1 – Bailey Blue, Britney Young, and Danica Dillan

After brunette Danica and dirty blondes Britney and Bailey lay down the law with the guys, they strip off their panties and start to diddle themselves to show the guys some of what they'll be missing. Bailey sits back on a table as Britney takes to the floor and Danica sits on a dresser with each of them rubbing their nub while the guys watch from across the room. After a bit they put their panties back on and head out.



Scene 2 – Mandy Armani and Chris Charming

Barber Chris lets the guys know he runs a full service barbershop with haircuts, shaves, and sex before demonstrating on hot dirty blonde Mandy. He quickly eats her box before letting her suck and stroke his cock while she sits in the chair and then drops down in front of it. Mandy sits back in the chair for Chris to start fucking her before having her roll over so he can give it to her from behind. She also rides him in each of the cowgirls before Chris has Mandy get down so he can spray his cock cream on her face.



Scene 3 – Britney Young and Evan Stone

While Anthony poses as a professor of art specializing in nudes, Evan poses as a male model and takes blonde nude model Britney (who pulls double duty in the movie). Britney drops down and eagerly pulls Evan's cock out to suck before he picks her up and lays her back on a desk to eat her bald pussy. He tongues her holes a bit more after she gets on all fours and then moves in to take her doggie style. Evan has Britney ride him reverse cowgirl style before she turns around for the traditional cowgirl and shows off a nice ass. Finally Britney drops down for a nice facial finish.

Scene 4 – Cassandra Cruz and Anthony Rosano

When James is sent into a tizzy due to a little tease from maid Cassandra, Anthony moves in to check out her services. As he kisses her and gropes her tits, James moves in to eat her pussy and soon gets chased off. Anthony moves down to eat her box as she lays back on the bed before working on both of her holes orally while she's on all fours. Cassandra lays him back to suck and stroke his cock with some nice throat action mixed in before climbing up for a cowgirl ride. She sucks Anthony clean and lets him lick her ass before he fucks her doggie style and lets her get back on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. They also get in a bit of missionary work before Anthony unloads on Cassandra's tongue with her appearing to swallow some of it down.



Scene 5 – Bailey Blue, Britney Young, Callie Cyprus, Danica Dillan, Mandy Armani, Anthony Rosano, Chad Diamond, Dick Chibbles, and Evan Stone

When the guys make a delivery to a mansion, they find out their girls are prostitutes at a sex club with an orgy ensuing soon after. Britney starts out stroking Evan as Bailey sucks Dick. Callie works over Chad orally as Mandy and Danica team up on Anthony orally. From then on, it's pretty much one big mess of flesh with Evan, Chad, and Anthony moving around Britney, Danica, Mandy, and Callie while Bailey pretty much sticks with Dick. Evan launches the first load on Danica's tits before Chad lets Callie have a decent pop in and around her mouth. Dick pulls out to give Bailey a nice load on her stomach, and then Anthony lets Mandy has a small but happily received facial.



Not the Three Stooges XXX is a release that leaves me a bit torn. On one hand, it works much better than I would have ever expected, largely due to a nice script and Anthony, Evan, and James being great as the Stooges. The story portions of the movie make this really feel like a labor of love, and that counts for a lot in a parody. The problem for me was the sex and the female casting. It's no secret that Will Ryder loves fresh, barely legal talent, and Not the Tree Stooges XXX is filled with it. That led to two problems for me. The first is that this is a movie that's supposed to be taking place in the late thirties and the girls are covered in tattoos. I know it's more than difficult to find ink-free starlets in today's world, but here they seem excessive and definitely stood out to me. The other problem was that the barely legal fresh talent often seemed a bit clueless. Everybody seems to be having a great time in the orgy scene, but the chemistry really seemed to be lacking for me in most of the rest of the movie and there were quite a few times where I noticed the girls looking at the camera for direction. Bailey Blue stood out at the top of the cast her sexually with Cassandra Cruz coming in a close second, while the others all seemed fairly average. My final problem with the movie was Britney Young doing double duty playing both one of “the girls” as well as a model in one of the segments. I know budgets are tight, but here having one girl play two roles made it seem a bit too cheap even when the girl is damn cute. Not the Three Stooges XXX works well story-wise, but the lack of experience from the female talent held the sex back for me quite a bit.

The Extras: The photo gallery lasts just over six minutes. There's also a few behind the scenes featurettes, commercials, and the ability to watch the story only either in full color or black and white.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about forty five minutes. After a few shots around the set, Will Ryder talks about the movie. The camera moves around the set chatting with each of the players and letting them introduce themselves. Most of the cast talks about being fans of the original Stooges before they shoot a bit of the barbershop scene and Mandy poses for stills. It moves on as they work on the cobbler shop scene and Bailey posts for stills and chats with the camera before Eric Swiss moves in for a little fun with her. Britney and Callie chat about sex with Callie having plenty of fun chatting and showing off a bit. Mandy also chats about sex before Will works with the guys on some of the story segments. They shoot a bit of Britney's sex and get some fun between Callie and Eric before moving on with a litlte more of Will working with the cast as well as plenty of sex. Finally the cast poses for a few more stills while having a litlte fun. This is a very nice behind the scenes featurette. It jumps around the production very nicely capturing plenty of personality with the cast, eye candy with the girls, and making the movie with Will working with the cast. This is a solid addition to the overall DVD.

The blooper reel lasts about six and a half minutes. You get a few minutes of Anthony, Evan, and James working on dialogue before the barber scene as well as a little fun in each of their jobs. This is a fun collection of bloopers with the guys having as much fun on the set as one would expect. This is a very nice addition to the overall DVD.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: Rent it. There's some nice things going for it, but I know that some of the things that really held it back for me won't for many others.

Note to Will Ryder Productions: I know this one was a bit hit or miss for me, but it's great to see that your movies still feel like such a labor of love.

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