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Not the Bradys XXX

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astroknight's ratings for Not the Bradys XXX:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Not the Bradys XXX overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Not the Bradys XXX Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Not the Bradys XXX Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Not the Bradys XXX Sex rating 4 stars
 
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Extras Not the Bradys XXX DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Not the Bradys XXX A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/23/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 136 min.

Production Date: 12 / 4, 5 / 2006

Director: Will Ryder

Cast: Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, Hillary Scott, Jasmine Byrne, Leah Luv, Paulina James, Veronique Vega, Benjamin Bratt, James Deen, Kurt Lockwood, Mike Horner, Mikey Butders, and Tee Reel in sexual roles and Lynn LeMay, Lu Bricate, and Ron Jeremy in non-sex roles

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Will Ryder has made some fantastic light porno comedies. I know he's been putting a lot of effort into this one, and I can't help but have very high expectations because of it. Of course, hearing that I get a mention in the credits doesn't hurt my wanting to see the movie either.

Initial Reaction: It's yet another great X-Play release.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a porno with plenty of laughs

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show some very nice care. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice a single background noise. The video is presented in the full frame format, and also shows some very nice care. The camera work often has a kind of basic feeling to it, but spoofing a seventies sitcom that actually works pretty well for it. There's a touch of pixelation to the picture, but ti's well lit and nicely shot.

Music: The music has a great seventies vibe to it and has a good balance with the rest of the audio. Yes, it's a touch loud at times, but that was nothing new for seventies sit-coms.

Menus: The main menu is great, and blends the great Brady spoof song with a little animation and a style that seems pure Brady. The chapter menu is nicely done and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and which characters are getting it on. There's also a “Select a Star” option that lets you choose a scene based on stills and names of the girls and then lets you choose where you want to go in the scene sexually.

The Feature

It's amazing how many problems can be solved when a family works together, and with a family like the Bradys it seems like most any problem could be solved in a half hour even when you're half trapped in the seventies. After all, with Carol (Alana Evans) marrying Mike (Mike Horner), his three boys (Ben Bratt, James Deen, and Mikey Butgers), her three girls (Hillary Scott, Aurora Snow, and Leah Luv), and Alice the maid (Lynn LeMay) there's plenty of hands and heads to figure things out. They're going to need to put those heads and bodies to work here, as Mike's not going to be bringing home the bacon Marcia's thought of doing a bit of modeling draws her to the wonderful world of porn.

Scene 1 – Jasmine Byrne and Mikey Butders

After kissing passionately on the bed to start off a porn shoot, Mikey throws Jasmine back and works his way down to kiss her titties. She has him lay back so she can kiss her way around his chest and pants with plenty of teasing eyes before all their clothes magically disappear and Jasmine attacks his cock orally. Of course she gives him plenty of great eyes as she sucks him, and she works in some nice throat action and stroking as well before the scene cuts to Mikey eating her pussy. He gets up to fuck her missionary style before letting Jasmine get up on top for an energetic cowgirl ride. They also get in some doggie fucking with Jasmine's fine ass getting slapped and a reverse cowgirl ride before Mikey gets up and gives her a nice creamy load around her smiling mouth.

This is a hot scene. Jasmine, as always, looks fantastic and knows just how to use her eyes to make the scene extra hot. Mikey does an okay job, but there's something about him that just didn't work for me here even though he does provide a good hard cock throughout the scene. The main thing that interfered with the scene for me, however, is the editing style and how it cut from position to position rather than leaving in the position changes and showing Jasmine and Mikey stripping down as much as possible. This style seems to be pretty hit or miss for people, but for me it's a miss. This is a hot opening scene with Jasmine doing as great a job as ever.



Scene 2 – Leah Luv and Kurt Lockwood

Leah heads inside with Kurt when he tells her she could make a lot of money privately. When he finally stands up and has her close her eyes and open her mouth, she thinks he's crazy trying to stick his cock in her mouth, at least until she takes the rubber bands off her braces. She sucks his cock before laying back and letting Kurt tongue her holes, and then gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. Leah also lets him take her in reverse cowgirl and missionary before getting down to suck him hands free. She lets Kurt take her from behind before getting back down for a nice open-eyed facial complete with sucking out what's left.

This is a hot scene. Kurt delivers a good hard cock for Leah to work with, and plays the man all the way rather than seeing if he can tuck his ankles behind his ears for the girl to have her way with him. Leah, however, steals the scene. She is so spot-on perfect with her tiny tits, braces, and pigtails that I couldn't help but think of her as “Cindy” throughout the entire scene. This is a hot and very well done scene that should drive barely legal fans crazy.



Scene 3 – Aurora Snow and Tee Reel

Aurora gets a lesson in interpersonal skills from her new boyfriend Tee in the backyard next. She lets him suck her tits before he stands up and lets her suck and stroke his black cock while giving him plenty of eyes. Aurora lays back to let Tee tongue her tasty twat before he moves up to fuck it missionary style and spoon it. He rolls Aurora on top for a reverse cowgirl ride, and she eagerly sucks him clean before getting back up for a cowgirl ride. They finish fucking in doggie before Aurora takes a nice pop in her mouth and swallows it down after playing with it.

This is another darn hot scene. Aurora looks every bit as good as Jan as Leah does as Cindy, and puts out all the eager, happy fuck mojo that one has come to expect from her. Tee gives her a nice hard cock to work with as well as a good pop, and the chemistry is nicely done between them. This is another winner of a scene.



Scene 4 – Paulina James, Veronique Vega, and James Deen

Brunette Paulina heads over to see “Peter”, and finds him on his bunk bed with Veronique checking out her new panties. Paulina quickly strips off her jeans to show off her panties as well, and soon after they're talking James out of his pants. The girls share a kiss before he jams his cock into Paulina's mouth with Veronique joining in soon after to help suck him. Veronique gets up to take the first fuck reverse cowgirl style with Paulina moving up to ride her tongue at the same time before Paulina takes her turn cowgirl style. Veronique sucks James a bit as he fucks Paulina and then trades places with Paulina to get a cowgirl ride of her own. James also picks her up to fuck her in midair before taking her from behind against the bunk beds. They move to the floor so Veronique can lick Paulina's pussy while James continues to fuck her from behind, and then share a facial from him.

This is another hot scene. I was a bit surprised at how little fucking Paulina got in throughout the scene, but she does stay involved nicely with a little oral action and some dirty talk. Veronique does a great job handling most of the fucking, and although the scene is a bit lopsided, there is nice chemistry all around. This scene lags very slightly behind the others, but not so much as to not still be considered a hot scene.



Scene 5 – Alana Evans and Mike Horner

As day turns into night and Alice heads out bowling, Mike lets Alana know that they're alone in the house and starts letting his fingers work their way up and down her arm before kissing her and helping her out of her top so he can suck her titties. Alana goes from questioning Mike on if they should be doing it in the living room as he helps her strip down to laying back on the couch moaning away as he eats her shaved slit. The action cuts to her sucking his cock as he sits back on the couch and letting him fuck her tits before she lays back on the couch for some missionary work. Alana gets up to ride Mike reverse cowgirl style next, and she even gets a little doggie fucking in before taking a nice facial finish.

This is another hot and fun scene. Mike and Alana play the scene with just the right amount of cheesiness, but still bring plenty of heat to the sex. The scene moves along at a nice pace, and has some nice chemistry and energy to go with it, but once again the lack of position changes held it back a little for me. This is another nicely done scene that would have been much better with a couple more minutes to bridge the sections.



Scene 6 – Hillary Scott and Benjamin Bratt

After taking a football to the nose, Hillary makes a move on Ben with the idea of them making a porno together so they can save the day with the money they make keeping it all in the family. They start with a little kiss before he slides her shirt up to kiss his way around her tits. They slide her jeans off so he can eat her pussy before Hillary slides to the floor to suck his cock. She keeps working him over as he lays back on the bed and makes sure to give Ben some good throat action before riding him reverse cowgirl style. Hillary makes sure to mix in a bit of cocksucking as she moves on fucking Ben cowgirl and doggie style. Finally Ben moves up and cums on her face.

This is a hot scene. Not surprisingly Ben and Hillary put out some nice energy, and there's some good chemistry to go along with it. Although Ben and Hillary can be two very intense performers, they keep the action nicely couples friendly here. This is a very good scene to finish the movie with.



Not the Bradys XXX is one heck of a fun adult feature. You can tell that Jeff Mullen had a great time writing the script here, and there's no shortage of laughs throughout the movie. The cast brings just the right amount of cheese out of the script and makes the movie work as well as the script does. It's nicely played for laughs, but it never seems like anybody's trying too hard for them due to how easy it is to make fun of the source material and how well the art direction captures the feel of the original. The sex is also nicely done, and there's nice chemistry and energy in each scene combined with a great eye behind the camera that rarely had me wanting a different angle.

As for things that held back Not the Bradys XXX for me, there's only two and I can say that they're personal dislikes and ones that I'm sure many others won't have. The first is the editing style. It was a little choppy at times, and the basic gonzo style it was shot in just didn't mesh as well with the non-sex portions as well as I think a smoother style might have. My other problem is the three “boys” (and this, I know, is a problem a lot of people won't have). Mikey, Ben, and James all do a good job with the sex, but they just don't fit as the Brady boys for me. I think this problem stuck out for me largely because Will Ryder and Scott David did such an amazing job with the casting of the Brady girls, the parents, and even the maid (I'm not sure anybody could do a better job as Alice the maid than Lynn LeMay did here), that the boys stood out as the weak link in the chain. By normal porno standards it's fine, but there's so little about Not the Bradys XXX that gets close to normal porno standards that when it does it's extremely noticeable. The editing style and the male casting were the only things that really held Not the Bradys XXX back for me.

Not the Bradys XXX is an extremely enjoyable adult movie. No, the editing style wasn't one that I care for and the male portion of the equation didn't quite work for me. At the same time, I realize that it would be extremely hard to do the male side of things as well as the female side is done. The rest of the casting in the movie is also so amazingly well done that probably makes the guys seem a lot weaker than they might be. The entire movie lets loose with a great sense of fun and enjoyment while mixing in hot, well captured sex, and because of that I can't help but highly recommend Not the Bradys XXX despite a couple complaints.

The Extra Stuff

As usual with X-Play's releases, and especially their major releases, there's lots of effort put into the extras. Trailers are included for Britney Rears: Wild Backstage Sex Party, Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid, Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted, and Britney Rears 4. The photo gallery lasts just over seven minutes with about six seconds per great looking snapshot or full screen photo. You also get interviews with many of the cast members as well as several behind the scenes featurettes covering things from making the main movie to working on the soundtrack.

Interviews are included with several of the major players from the movie. Hillary Scott's interview lasts about three and a half minutes where she talks about Will Ryder, the movie and its appeal, and being a commuting pornstar, as well as showing off her puppy. Alana Evans takes nearly seven minutes to talk about how impressed she is with the movie, being a part of Corruption, and Will Ryder and Scott David. She also talks about the clothes, her boob job, and where to find her on the net. Aurora Snow talks for about six and a half minutes about how Not the Bradys XXX differs from her normal porn movie, her very limited knowledge of Jan Brady, and the family aspect of the shoot. They also talk about her scene, not knowing that she had won XRCO's Star of the Year during her Sin City contract until recently, and anal sex. Will Rider and Scott David, the director and producer of Not the Bradys XXX take about eleven and a half minutes to talk about their thoughts on the end product, the art direction, and Hillary Scott. They also talk about the casting of the girls along with plenty of little details about the cast, the jib shots, and some of their other movies. The interviews are very nicely done and add a lot to the DVD.

The featurette on making the soundtrack lasts early eleven minutes. Jeff Mullen starts out talking about the difficulties of writing a parody song before he works through the instrumental and vocal portions of the theme song with Al Salas, Big Richard Black, and Romeo Brune'. Jeff takes a few moments to let the guys show off their skills and makes sure to get a few questions in as well. This featurette doesn't add a whole lot, but it does give a nice look at the music and the musicians.

Two behind the scenes featurettes are included, lasting just over a half hour each and shot by Will Ryder, Gary Garver, and Jay Ashley. The first featurette starts with Aurora talking about music and seeing the Bradys for the first time that day. Leah is next, who chats about being Cindy and shows off a bit for the camera before Aurora poses for a few stills and Will Ryder works with Lynn, Mike, and Alana on the script. Mikey has a few pre-coffee words before it moves around the set in preparation for a shoot as well as capturing shooting several scenes from the movie. There's a little break for Will Ryder to talk about Thai massages and loving women as well as plenty of time chatting with the cast members as they get ready and sit in makeup. There's also a bit more time with Will Ryder working with the cast to wrap up the first behind the scenes featurette. The second behind the scenes featurette starts out hanging out with Ron Jeremy before Gary Garver gets in front of the camera for Leah Luv. Gary gets back behind it to chat with Jasmine Byrne and Mikey Butders, Emily Evermore and Rom Jeremy, before moving around the set chatting with people and capturing the scenes being shot. Ron Jeremy does a great job talking about the differences making porn between now and when he started for good and bad as well as Viagra. Finally, they shoot some of the rehearsal for the backyard scene. This is a great pair of behind the scenes featurettes. It nicely mixes interviews with the stars that show some nice personality with the making of the movie, and you can see just how hands on Will Ryder is throughout the process. If you like behind the scenes featurettes, make sure you check this one out.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female), interracial, swallowing, group, and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: Medium high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Hustler’s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with stores offering it everywhere in between. At the low end this one's a steal. The movie's hot and a lot of fun. The technical aspects show a lot of care, and there's plenty of effort put into the extras. Yes, this movie and DVD are as good as you'd hope for.

Note to X-Play: Thank you for putting out such a consistently high quality product!

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