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SexyHard's ratings for Not the Bradys XXX:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Not the Bradys XXX overall rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by SexyHard  on  10/7/2007

Not the Bradys XXX

Not the Best XXX

Expectations

I'm amazed that no-one has done a porn parody of "The Brady Bunch" before. It's a great idea. I loved both Alana Evans and Hillary Scott in Corruption, and I'm an old fan of Aurora Snow's, so I'm pretty excited about this movie.

Summary

Not the Bradys XXX doesn't live up to its potential. Hillary Scott turns in a great performance as Marcia, but there needed to be more variety. Every scene but one is just a straight BG, and the one other scene is GGB. I would have loved to see more hardcore action, and with Hillary Scott playing Marcia and Aurora Snow as Jan, there needed to be at least one anal scene.

The Cast

Aurora Snow (F) Hillary Scott (F) Jasmine Byrne (F) Alana Evans (F) Leah Luv (F) Paulina James (F) Lynn Lemay (F) Veronique Vega (F)
Kurt Lockwood (M) James Deen (M) Mike Horner (M) Benjamin Bratt (M) Ron Jeremy (M) Tee Reel (M) Mike Butders (M)

The Sex!!!

Before the sex begins, there is about 15-minutes of story development. Some of you will naturally want to fast-forward this, but it sets up the story, and is a great homage to the original Brady Bunch.

Jasmine Byrne and Mikey Butders (Bobby)

BJ, cunnilingus, fingering, missionary, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, facial.

Jasmine looks great in this scene. She has beautiful B-cups, and her wet pussy and sweet little asshole look fantastic. "Bobby" does a great job of licking her pussy, pulling aside Jasmine's hood to give us a really nice view of her clit.

Jasmine's lucsious pussy looks even better with a long hard cock sliding in and out of it. The cowgirl is great, because Jasmine's asshole looks almost as good as her pussy, and the camera gives us an incredible view of the action.

This scene is a solid start to the movie.

Leah Luv (Cindy) and Kurt Lockwood

BJ, cunnilingus, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, missionary, doggie, oral cum shot.

I like porn stars with curves, so fans of barely legal porn will probably like this scene a lot better than I did.

Still, this scene kept me hard. Leah Luv's tight little asshole looks fantastic while she pumps Kurt's hard cock cowgirl style. Her pussy hair is shaved into a heart shape, and the missionary gives us a great close-up view of Kurt's hard-on sliding in and out of her hot little twat.

If you love flat-chested girls in braces, this scene might make you shoot a load.


Aurora Snow (Jan) and Tee Real

Titplay, BJ, face-fucking, cunnilingus, missionary, spooning, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggie, oral cum shot.

I shot a load of hot sticky jizz all over myself the first time I ever laid eyes on Aurora Snow (it was during her gaping scene in "I Dream of Jenna"), and I instantly became a huge fan. Unfortunately, her recent work lacks energy, and this scene, though good, is not her best.

The reverse cowgirl gives us a great view of Aurora's beautiful body, and Tee's long black dick looks great sliding in and out of her pink fuck-hole. During the cowgirl, we are treated to close up of Aurora's hot little ass. Looking at it made me think how much better this scene would have worked if Tee had fucked Aurora's butthole. It would have been a nice variation on the barely legal theme if "Jan" insisted that she was still a virgin, and didn't want to let Tee fuck her pussy, and then let him butt-fuck her instead.

Veronique Vega, Paulina James, and James Deen (Peter)

Two-girl BJ, fingering, reverse cowgirl, GG cunnilingus, cowgirl, double cowgirl, standing cowgirl, standing doggie, double facial.

Both Veroniqe and Paulina are beautiful, and watching the two of them work together on "Peter"'s raging hard shaft gave me serious wood.

The fucking is not as good as the blow job. Both girls have completely shaved twats, but Paulina's tight slit is much sexier than Veronique's large misshapen pussy lips, and Paulina's asshole doesn't look good during the cowgirl.

Alana Evans and Mike Horner (Mr. and Mrs. Brady)

Titplay, cunnilingus/fingering, BJ, titfuck, missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy, facial.

I love Alana's big tits and big clit, and all three are showcased beautifully during the reverse cowgirl. Still, this scene didn't make me shoot a huge load like her scene with Tyler Knight in Corruption did.

Hillary Scott (Marsha) and Benjamin Brat (Greg)

Fingering, cunnilingus, BJ, reverse cowgirl, PTM, cowgirl, doggie, facial.

Hillary Scott is hot in this scene. First of all, she looks great. She is in great shape; her tits look better than ever; even her asshole looks nice. The reverse cowgirl is great, and watching Hillary's pussy lips wrap around "Greg"'s hard shaft made me want to slip my dick into her tight little cunt.

Even though this isn't as hardcore as many of her performances, she offers more dirty talk in a minute than all of the other girls offer in the entire movie. "Fuck that pussy, fuck that tight little pussy. Oh my god, that cock's so deep inside of me, it feels so good. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, spread my pussy open with your dick; spread my fucking pussy open with your dick. Oh it feels so good. Oooh, oooooh, Yeah! Yeah, I want you to fucking pound me. Don't be shy. Give it to me! Give it to me!"

Whatever you want, Hillary.... You know my email.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Summary

Not the Bradys XXX is a good fuck film, but not a great one. Fans of Hillary Scott will like the final scene, and the whole film is likely to give you wood.

But I did not cum while watching this movie, and that was because most of the sex is pretty vanilla. Even a brief scan of the positions will reveal that scene was a minor variations on the following formula: BJ, cunnilingus, vaginal sex (with missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and maybe one other position) followed by a facial or oral cum shot. Given the possibilities for BBG, GGGB, BBBBGGGG, etc. offered by the premise of a Brady's parody, I would have hoped for a more adventurous movie sexually.

If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me. (This means you, Hillary!)

The End!



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