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Not Monday Night Football XXX

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bono-ONE's ratings for Not Monday Night Football XXX:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Not Monday Night Football XXX overall rating 4 stars
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Sex Not Monday Night Football XXX Sex rating 4 stars
 
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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  10/1/2009
Ok fans time for another parody and who better to release a new one than Will Ryder who has directed some of the best ones yet. You remember The Brady Bunch, Married With Children and the recent Cosby's all classics but now we're taking a chance with a show you might not think is ripe for parody, I'm talking about Monday Night Football!! Yes, we get to have the pigskin and the pussy which is pretty much an armchair porn fans wet dream. Now the list of hotties here is impressive too from Angelina Armani to Lela Star to Sarah Vandella to Layla Rivera and that's just four, there is a lot more hotness to enjoy so sit back, get your popcorn and beer ready. The question has never been more appropriate- are you ready, are you ready for some football and SEX!!!!!!

So we open with a shot of Howard Cosell in the booth, we're counting down to kickoff here in Green Bay and his partner, John Madden, has stepped out for a braut, lol. The opening credits then roll and they do a great job with the graphics here, the colliding helmets creating a fire explosion and they splice in some good football imagery too along with shots from the sex scenes we're about to see. Nicely the girls are ID'd and you get isolated shots for each as their names are displayed and this was helpful as I didn't know a lot of the girls here. I also watched the two BTS clips too which did a good job of showing the girls with their names underneath. I noticed too they went with the old school Monday night outfits where the guys wore Yellow Jackets which in real had I think ABC's Monday Night Football on them in some fashion, well these don't but have NMNF lettering on them instead. The feel is there and I liked the nod to the old school Monday night look. The guy doing Howard sounded close, now we just have to wait for Madden to arrive and see how he does. Not bad dialogue here either, using the football lingo with relative ease. So Madden arrives and we get him talking and eating his Braut, lol. The guys shoot the breeze a little, we get a short segment with John visiting some dudes cooking dogs. Well they hit a commercial and during the break the boys in the booth learn that just after Madden left four hotties showed up and fucked one of the guys cooking, so time for our first sex scene.

Ashlyn Rae #8, Cindy Jones #3, Tatum Pierce #6, & Britney Stevens #5 with Kris Slater:

The girls come striding in, one holding a football while Kris Slater is busy grilling. Well he drops his utensil once the four girls converge on him. Ashlyn and Cindy are both wearing pads too under their jerseys and they all have on skimpy white bottoms, not exactly league issue but definitely Porn XXX issue! You see kissing, hand caressing and then Kris's cock is freed and we have Tatum going down for a short gain, engulfing his cock! The four then get down together for a four on one tackle! With all this flesh the girls had to keep busy and nicely it was with each other whenever they weren't doing something with Kris. Liked the POV shots too, wouldn't you enjoy four ladies trading off your schlong. We keep pretty good focus on the girls as they fucked Kris but also there were some good shots of the g/g play too which was right next to the b/g action. Kris manages to splash around enough jizz to coat each other faces to close this one out, hope his weiners weren't burned!!

So we head back to the booth where the guys have just finished watching the scene and as they go back on air Howard comments they sure know how to do it here in the Central Division. Now if only the team can perform as good as their fans have shown then they're a Super Bowl shoo-in according to Madden. Later on we'll be taken down the cheerleader's lockerroom for some interviews but before that the guys welcome in a celeb and it's none other than Bill Cobsy-- anyone who saw the recent parody will recognize this as the same actor who just absolutely nailed the role as the legendary comedian. They even ID him as Not Bill Cosby, lol. Some visting takes place including a jab the network NBC, haha. Some pounding at the door, someone must want some Pudding Pops Madden quips! Laci Laine gets in and basically berates Bill about not leaving his wife for her. Ok this leads to a nice Telestration from Madden as he shows us the nearest exit with the marker, then he goes to show us a play on how to potentially block Laci from hurting them-- it looks and sounds better than I was able to describe it. We are taken next to the cheerleaders booth for some eye candy time.

Layla Rivera, Delilah Darling- Green, Jaelyn Fox- Red, & Amia Miley- Blue/ far left on screen with Sarah Vandella:

Ok so we head down to check in with reporter Sarah Vandella who will figure in the story later on but now she's just interviewing the girls who raised some money to help out battered men. It's a short interview and we even get a diva moment from Sarah after they sign off. Then we get Eric John coming in wearing full pads but he's not an NFL player but the girls don't care and soon we have face riding on Eric while two other hotties go after his cock down below. The girls egg each other on as they take turns on that dick and we get good close views and the titties start coming out too, nice thing about cheerleader uniforms, they remove easily! Good clear picture too so nothing should be missed as you gaze on. Like the first scene we have some nice g/g playing too as they take turns on Eric and each other. We actually get quite a lot of face sitting on Eric here as well as extended blowjob footage but don't fret his cock does penetrate some pussy in the scene. There is some toy play as well during the g/g fun. One of the better shots sexually occurred during doggie with Amia- great open shot and her asshole was so tempting here but Eric was able to resist and just drill that cookie. We actually get a couple more shots in doggie like this with the girls and the open shots do justice to those booty's. As with Kris in the first scene we get Eric spraying his load across the faces as he rotates so no one gets a huge amount but it's another fun scene in the books.

Ok guess they hit another break too in the booth as we watched this previous scene and good thing too as Laci was pounding on Bill as they went to the scene and upon returning you see his head wrapped, lol. Madden has to ask again, you sure you've never seen her before until she came in the booth and Pow to your head and Bam to your balls, lol, typical Madden words. Howard then raises the delicate issue of a porn movie being made about Bill Cosby and this allows him to shamelessly Plug Not The Cosby's XXX which is available on DVD in stores now-- this last bit was flashing on the screen and this should give you a few laughs, hell even Madden's watched it! The porn discussion continues and we even get a quick plug in for Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia and yes Madden's seen that too! Ok Howard's ready to check in with the referees and who better to interview one than trusty sideline reporter Jessica Scott aka Sarah Vandella who is smoking hot in her refs shirt!

Sarah Vandella, Jessica Bangkok, Topanga Fox & Ally Ann:

So we hit the refs lockerroom where Sarah asks probing questions like what they do before a game and Scott lets it be known they strategize and while he's doing this we get a shot of Ally Ann bending over the desk and it's a perfect perve ass shot and Sarah's got killer cleavage showing with her ref's shirt opened up so not sure if we'll remember much of what Scott says here or learn much about the refs other than they fuck before going out on the field-- no wonder they blow so many calls, lol. But at least we get the benefit here of watching this action while the fans have to be content with things like the National Anthem, me I'll take Sarah Vandella's tits!! After we had returned to the booth we get Madden wanting to ask a question of the head ref so we go back and this is where the action's going full throttle as Sarahs' deep throating Scott Lyons while Jessica, Topanga and Ally are playing with each other. So I think that question's gonna wait! Miss Vandella's know for her bj's and we get some excellent work here from her. How about Scott straddling her face and skull fucking her, they don't teach you that in broadcasting school! We finally add the other girls in and Sarah keeps busy going behind to lick Jessica's ass, oh yeah. Keeping busy like a good reporter should we have Sarah sliding under to munch on Topanga's love box while Jessica and Ally share Scott's schlong. Easily the best scene so far from the energy and it all started with Sarah's great oral work while the other ladies warmed up on each other before getting in on the cock fun-- after they all stay relatively close with face sitting and cock fucking for everyone. As with the previous scenes which had four girls in them the dude tries his best to spread the load but Sarah gets most of it with Jessica on the end not receiving as big a facial, still the best fucking and energy so far, certainly worth a beer run!!

The girls share a cum kiss and we return to the booth as the cheering throngs let their voices be heard-- hmm maybe this was piped in on the jumbotron!! The guys then welcomg their newest broadcast partner, the Juice OJ Simpson playbed by Lee Bang. The guys aren't done with the booth visitors either as they get a medium in to read their futures,ok. The woman, Sophie Dee, gets it right that Madden will have a long and prosperous broadcasting career but when asked to tell OJ's future she gets very bothered and runs out of the booth, we obviously know what this is meant to reference, kind of a downer moment if you ask me, think we need to get back to the sex soon.

Lela Star, Yurizan Beltran, Mai Ly & Alyssa Reece:

We're taken to a living room in suburbia where four sexy young girls were watching the broadcast and Lela comments that Monday Night Football is so stupid especially the announcers and this prompts Yurizan to say let's turn down the volume and fuck each other before their boyfriends come back-- sounds like the Best Play called yet! So the girls pair off, Lela with Alyssa and Yurizan with Mai. There is kissing and hello big natural tits but Yurizan is blessed people with huge hooters which Mai has fun sucking. We get some good boob play too with Lela's big rack as well. There is some very nice pussy eating shots captured looking up as Lela and Yurizan get their cookies licked. The favor's returned too and this was my first time seeing Yurizan eat pussy, only seen her in internet pics so far, Lela of course I've seen several times eat and play with pussy/ ass so she was real good as I've seen before. You get toy play as well for the respective cookies. Not a bad g/g/g/g scene, notable for me for seeing Yurizan in action-- she ends up eating pussy on Lela and Alyssa too-- definitely want more Yurizan Beltran, thought she was only internet so book her G/G shooters! Lela does ride Yurizan in reverse as she's sporting a strap-on, nice. Not bad but Lela and Yurizan clearly stole this one for me.

Angelina Armani:

So we get a little bit of the game piped in-- they did play one in between all the refs fucking and Bill Cosby being assaulted on air. Another special guest too, it's none other than Broadway Joe,lol, but here's he is referred to as Manhattan Joe and you'll recognize Evan Stone here even with the shorter hair, Angelina Armani is right there too with her hand on his mink coat. Madden likes her too, the new girlfriend and he uses the telestrator to show off Angelina's body, lol. The game ends and the guys leave save for Evan and Angelina-- he's gonna give her a tour of the booth, lol. Angelina wants to repay Joe for being so nice and introducing her so how can she do it. By kissing him and then working out Evan's cock for some good blowjob action. Real good close shot from the side angle as Angelina takes him in, working her way up the itensity ladder-- don't want to come out to fast, gotta pace yourself for the full four quarters! Angelina shows some explosive speed gagging on him and even licking the balls so she's not afraid to get dirty!! After the fine bj we get a great shot of Angelina riding Evan's face giving him ample access to both her cookie and her ass! It's an easy drop down for Miss Armani to ride in reverse and after a little P2M we have her climbing back on this time in cowgirl and the bouncing has definitely gotten faster as they hit crunch time. Great open doggie shot to start then Evan gets directly behind to really pound her, the four yards and a cloud of dust banging approach! A spoon ending yields a good load to Angelina's face with cleanup right after. So that's it folks, the postcum analysis is over baby!!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was a fun flick from the start with Sarah Vandella standing out for me in her scene but also Yurizan Beltran with her first real porn scene, I'd only seen internet solo stuff so far.This was my first chance to see Angelina Armani too since she left Digital Playground, great work with Evan Stone in the anchor scene. Nice to see Lela Star too but there was a bevy of beauties in this one. The two male leads, Madden and Howard both did well in their respective non sex roles, I'd give the Howard role an edge as he was closer in looks and how he sounded. The extras for this include two great 20 minute long BTS segments and I'd watch both-- you'll laugh, maybe cry but there's naked girls too!! You can also check out the BTS for the recently released Not Married With Children XXX. So nice job guys, combining sports and sex-- two of our favorite national pastimes!



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