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Not M*A*S*H XXX

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bono-ONE's ratings for Not M*A*S*H XXX:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Not M*A*S*H XXX overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Not M*A*S*H XXX Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Not M*A*S*H XXX Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Not M*A*S*H XXX Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Not M*A*S*H XXX Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Not M*A*S*H XXX DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Not M*A*S*H XXX A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  8/29/2010
Ok fans time to check out a new parody from one of the better shooters of them out there, Will Ryder. This time he and partner Scott David have set their sites on a treasured classic of the 1970's which ended in 1983 with one of the most watched finales in TV history. Perhaps you've heard of the show or watched an episode or two, of course I'm talking about M*A*S*H!! Well this show does seem ripe for parody and with as much admiration and accuracy as they can do- on a porno budget Scott and Wil have brought this one to fruition and now release for the public to make their judgement. Now the sex scenes won't be as nasty or perhaps as long as you're used to but this is a feature/ parody so that's to be expected so if you're a huge gonzo fan then probably you'll be skipping this. But if you enjoy some funny dialogue as well as some hot women doing the nasty then let's hit a few highlights.

So we begin with the familiar yellow lettering I remember from the show and then you hear helicopters blades and then the music comes in. Now they couldn't use the classic tune of course that opened M*A*S*H but they cum close and the valley shot was well intentioned too. The principal character are then shown with their porn name as well as the character they are playing-- very good and thank you! Longtime fans of the show will be more qualified than I to pass judgement on how close they came in the looks dept. to the mainstream couterparts but I think they did a good job, Alec Knight and Jeremy Conway especially. A couple wore obvious wigs but they weren't horribly bad. Ok after the main character the rest are just shown with their porn names so hopefully they'll be given names in the course of the show. Another main character is saved for last-- there is always a With so and so at the end of a move or tv show and this time it's James Bartholet who takes on the classic role of Klinger-- dresses and all!The sets looked good though I thought the operating room in this one was much nicer than the one on the show- to much lighting, lol. The movie begins with some funny dialogue with Frank, Hot Lips and the two main docs in her tent plus Radar gives us his version of reveille- painful but also funny.

We head then to Col. Blakes tent and there we get Herschel Savage as Blake asking Trapper and Hawkeye for their help in getting Radar some luving! The guys suggest Sun-she aka Miko Sinz but Herschel's docking his ship there, lol. So the boys will have to think of someone else and the incentive is 3 days in Tokyo. We get a little more then with Hot Lips and Frank-- the lines were very close to what you might hear in a real episode and again Alec's likeness to the real Burns was quite close. Krissy Lynn wore one of the wigs which seemed a bit to obvious but her line delivery was quite good. We hear an announcement then, you actually get a few of those but this one gives the time and the boys- Pierce and Trapper know that at this precise time one of the nurses gives a special show so they high tail it to her location.

Alexa James:

As with most of Wil Ryder's parodies we begin the naked time with some solo fun. The nex shot takes us into another tent where Alexa does a nice job of losing the military fatigues-- but leaving the dog tags on. Close in shot as we get down to her panties and finally those go leaving just bare pussy for Alexa to touch and caress. There is some pretty good fingering too, a wet pussy the result!

Miko Sinz:

We head right from a peaceful and satisfied Nurse Daisy to Col. Blakes tent where he's receiving his afternoon blowjob courtesy of Sun-She! A funny announcement before told the camp the Col. wasn't to be disturbed and this went especially for Fank and Hot Lips! The costume for Col. Blake was really good too from the Fishing Hat and tackle that the tv version had to the sweater with the big orange I on it. There is some fine footage too of Miko on her knees in the classic pose working Herschel's dick. Outside Radar tries to fend off Frank who still tries to enter, Radar was holding his teddy bear, lol. Frank wants to report Pierce and Trapper. He eventually sneaks a peek inside seeing the bj ongoing and promises to put that in his report. Ok enough story we resume the fine bj from Miko but there's no culmination to it, that's not cool.

The story then takes us back to Pierce and Trapper trying to score a chick for Radar but Bailey Brooks, Briana Blair and Chanel Preston seem very reluctant to give up their bods for the cause, even for good ole Uncle Sam. This bit of fun is interrputed by incoming wounded so it's off to the operating room and more cool dialogue. Ok I love the great lighting but seem to recall this wasn't quite as good in the original show- at least the witty dialogue is there amongst the docs.

Briana Blair:

We get more announcements over the air but also we're taken to the boys tent so Trapper can score with Briana! Ooops she's married and they get a visitor, Klinger! He's still glowing from giving one of the other nurses- a female- some oral luvin and this gives Briana the idea for him to show his stuff so James drops down head first between her thighs- but she's wearing panties so no real actual oral, still it was funny as Trapper quips he doesn't like anyone else to play with his food! Klinger leaves but Briana is impressed with his oral technique. Trapper still is willing to have a good even with Klinger interrupting so the two resume with some kissing and then it's Briana freeing up his cock and dropping down to give that some nurse luving. Fuck me yes, Briana Blair in POV head, it was awesome, clear picture and she was sizzling hot looking up at us. Briana then gets naked and we get some actual oral sex for her pussy as she opens up beautifully giving us the titties in the shot too. Reverse and cowgirl look real good here with Miss Blair riding Chad Diamond. Spoon closes it as he leaves the load on that freshly fucked pussy. Briana is gorgeous and I've really enjoyed her scenes this year and she handled some dialogue here too.

Krissy Lynn:

So we head away from a content Trapper to Frank Burns in Hot Lips tent and he's not looking to happy. Hot Lips seemed particularly interstested in the bj's Col Blake was getting from the enemy- she seemed turned on but then went back into her military rigidness to try and get more info. There's a quick interjection of others but we get back to Frank and Margaret-- time for ravishing! Krissy looks great sucking cock, the dog tags visible against her grey shirt and we get some great POV shots here too much like in Briana's scene. Krissy then gets fully nude save for the tags and Alec gets in some good pussy eating before they hit the positions- cowgirl and reverse lead the way though the open shot in spoon was pretty good too. Popwise we get the load fired to her face, dripping off her lips and Hot Lips gives some great cleanup too. I always knew she'd give good head!!

The story then heads back to the guys tent where Pierce and Trapper try and work their magic on Chanel Preston. The promise is some surgery that she and I guess other girls desire and this gets Chanel excited, enough so that she'd fuck Radar- which is just what the guys wanted to hear. Now they just need Col. Blake to issue Hot Lips and Frank a 3 day pass to Tokyo to get them out of the way!This proves quite easy and now all the orgies can commence, lol.

Miko Sinz:

Miko was cool giving Radar a quick lapdance, enough to get him excited but everyone is ordered out so the Col. can have some alone time with Miko. The next announcement tells everyone the Col is going into conference and is not to be disturbed!! Now if you call receiving a superbly shot POV bj a conference then please send me the forms so I can sign up. Herschel just lies there and enjoys this gorgeous young Asian girl sucking his cock while we get a great picture to deliver it.There is a little fucking too, Miko riding in cowgirl and we get great shots from behind as well as looking at her from the front. A strong finish in doggie and mish yields the load on Miko's face with cleanup after, Sun-she!!

The big operation then happens and we head to the operating room where the two docs are ready to make Chanel's flat chest a big fun bag playground!OK those who have seen Chanel already know she's got titties but let's suspend our knowledge for a few witty dialogue lines shall we. Bad news happens when info comes in that the war was actually heading back their way and that Major Burns and Hot Lips were heading back pronto so Pierce and Trapper had to hurry it up so they all won't end up in the stockade. Eric Swiss has proven his comedic acting in the Not Married For Children parodies and this movie offers up more of that. So as the bombs explode around them we see the end results and Chanel has a great rack. Pierce is flirting with Bailey Brooks and the two pretty much make a date for after the operation!

Bailey Brooks:

So as the gunfire is ongoing, more announcements are read out we move to the main tent where Eric is getting into a thorough examination of someone not sick, Bailey Brooks and some nice looking tits. Eric does some nice touching/ kissing to those boobs even lifting one up so Bailey can lick at her nipple, that is very hot. Not long after we get the Nurse on her knees giving some TLC to Eric's cock which was in need of attention after working on Chanel's fine new rack. This movie has done a great job with the POV bj's and this scene offers up another great example as Bailey keeps the oral going, with great eye contact too. After some muff diving by Pierce we get the fucking worked in, reverse, cowgirl were good and it's doggie to close leading to the open mouth pop for Bailey.

The gang is all back together in the next shot save for Chanel. The group spins a tail of how she was injured by a bus backing into her chest and that's why she was all bandaged up. Margaret actually buys this, so much so she wants a Purple Heart issued, lol. Krissy's line delivery here was great and seemed very much in character with how Loretta Switt would have done it- with all seriousness while everyone else around was barely containing themselves from bursting out laughing. So we head to two weeks later and now it's time for Radar's big day!!

Chanel Preston:

The guys are all gathered in the Col's office to toast Radar and send him off. Chanel shows up and drags him out for the time of his life!! Chanel's in a nice multi-colored dress but white cotton panties and I think the flash of these knocked radar out- Klinger on the other hand had a big shit eating grin on his face, lol. Cut then to a tent and Chanel's working up Radar's cock- at least this little boy was ready to play! It takes a bit but Radar wakes up joining his dick in the scene!! Chanel gets topless down to her panties and resumes the bj and we get a good floor shot looking up at this. Keepign his trademark cap and spectacles on we get Radar moving down to make her pussy purr and due to all that lack of action Radar proved to be a pussy eating machine! The two get in a 69 and this offered up a great asshole shot on Chanel. After some good doggie action we get our final bit of POV head worked in and then it's back to fuckin in spoon until he pops on that lower belly just above Chanel's pussy. WTG Radar!!

So time to wrap this one up and Trapper gets an idea putting a sign on the Nurses showers telling them it's time for free breast enlargement and that they should take their tops off andsee Frank Burns pronto! Well Hot Lips finds it and goes right to Col. Blakes tent to complain but she hadn't read the note fully and sees Franks name at the bottom. Well she gives him the if you had anything to do with this line and this leads to Bailey and Alexa running in topless to ask for boobs, Briana does too but she obviously has great tits already so not sure why she ran in, lol. The announcement voice comes on at the end and introduces the cast and gives Wil Ryder's name as director too- I thought this was way cool.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well boys and girls this was one of Will and Scott's better parodies no doubt about it. The cast was very good, the lines were easy to read and had plenty of wit/ comedic bite to them. Some of the storyline was changed a bit. Sun-she was not with Klinger as in the original show and the whole Klinger role was diminshed a bit as James didn't have any sex but did have some good funny lines in the Klinger tradition as were his dresses! Alex Knight for me was the closest to resembling his tv counterpart from looks to how the clothes looked on him and how he delivered his lines so kudos there in casting. Krissy Lynn had the spirit of Loretta Switt in her performance too and Herschel Savage had the look of Col. Blake down pretty good mainly due to the outfit/ accessories. Now Will Ryder and co. are usually real good with their extras and this time was no different as you're offered up two BTS clips, a blooper reel and a director's reel too from Will Ryder. An easy pick up for fans of the original show who always wanted to actually see these character spice up the Korean War with some action other than mortars and bleeding bodies!



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