Movie Studios >  Digital Sin >  Reviews  > Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol
Other reviews of this DVD:
No other ADT reviews available.
Write a review for Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol
Send me an email when there is a new review of Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol
Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol
Previews

Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol

Studio: Digital Sin
Category:  Comedy , Feature film
Directed by:
Starring: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Released on: 
Where to buy:DVD NewDVD RentStreaming/Download
astroknight's ratings for Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol Plot/Acting rating 2 stars
Extras Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol A/V Quality rating 4 stars
Worth$12.00
Rating Scale
Reviewed by astroknight  on  5/4/2011

The Little Details

Running Time: 148 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Will Ryder

Cast: Aarielle Alexis, Alexis Amore, Carmella Santiago, Eva Angelina, Renae Cruz, Veronique Vega, Jeremy Steel, Kurt Lockwood, Lee Stone, and Tee Reel in sexual roles with Aurora Snow, Isabella Sky, Kelli Tyler, Sunny Lane, James Bartholet and many more in non-sex roles

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I always go into Will Ryder's movies with plenty of hope, but I'll admit to being more than a little nervous about this one with how long it appears to have been sitting on the shelf...

Initial Reaction: It's surprisingly forgettable

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting plenty of Renae Cruz

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or a well developed story

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done, just as one would expect from Will Ryder. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. The picture is clear, the camera work is smooth with the exception of a few handheld shots during the sex that re to be expected with Ryder's style, and the lighting is well done.

Music: What little music is in the movie is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.

Menus: The main menu is okay, and blends the cover still with a bit of animation and clips from the movie for a decent first impression. The chapter menu shows some decent care and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene as well as a title for the scene. There's also a “Select a Star” option that lets you choose a scene based on a still of the girls and their names.

Borderline False Advertising: Aurora Snow, Isabella Sky, Kelli Tyler, and Sunny Lane have non-sex roles in the movie, but art listed along with the other female performers on the boxcover. This makes it appear that they're going to have sex scenes when in fact they never do. I'll readily admit to being disappointed at not seeing all four of these ladies in action, and I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because of it.

The Feature

Apparently the terrorists in Al-Quida are big fans of J-Ho and her music. They're big enough fans that they've declared that they'll cease terrorism operations around the world if she'll just do one private concert for them in the middle east including singing instead of just lip synching. Although it's a good idea, J-Ho isn't quite sure she can get behind it with the actually singing in front of people and the dryness of the desert hurting her throat and all...

Scene 1 – Renae Cruz and Jeremy Steele

Renae (J-Ho) and Jeremy (Marc) get busy on the couch to start out the action. He sucks her tits and plays with her pussy before sliding down to tongue and finger her twat. Renae sucks his cock in return before riding it reverse cowgirl style and letting him fuck her bow and arrow style. They also get in some doggie fucking and a traditional cowgirl ride before Renae drops down to take a nice facial finish.

This is a nice scene to start things out. Renae looks darn hot and puts out some nice energy with plenty of vocals. I can't say Jeremy normally impresses me much as a cocksman, but he provided a good hard cock with her to work with and has decent chemistry with her. Throw in Will Ryder's nicely done mix of camera angles with a bit of POV footage thrown in and you have a nice hot start to the movie.



Scene 2 – Aarielle Alexis, Renae Cruz, and Kurt Lockwood

When Renae comes out of the shower to find brunette Aarielle making out with Kurt on her bed she sticks around to watch a little. Kurt quickly moves down to start eating Aarielle as Renae plays with herself and then moves in to suck Aarielle's tits, kiss Kurt, and help Kurt eat Aarielle's box. The girls team up on Kurt's cock orally with a little foot action mixed in before Renae leaves to let Aarielle suck Kurt a little more and then get up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. She also lets him take her missionary style before they get in a little more oral action and fuck doggie style. Kurt eats her chocolate starfish before going back to fucking her from behind, and finally lets Aarielle have a great facial finish.

Despite having Kurt Lockwood in it, this is a pretty darn hot scene. There's great chemistry to start the scene out, and I love how Renae starts out playing with Aarielle and Kurt before leaving them to have their own fun. Aarielle turns out some nice vocals and energy, and looks great having her ass eaten. I also love her enthusiasm for sucking cock and her mixing in a little foot action as she warmed Kurt up. This is another well done scene.



Scene 3 – Carmen Santiago

Carmen (Season 3 Idol winner Fantasia Burrito), lays back and works herself over with the help of a metallic blue vibrator for her hairy pussy next. She doesn't let a phone call from Renae slow her down, and she also takes a bit of time to work herself over naturally before having a nice orgasm.

This is a nice solo scene. I'm not overly fond of either solo scenes or hairy girls, but Carmen gets into the action nicely. There's also some decent humor worked in, but by this time the laugh track was getting really old. This is a pretty good solo scene.



Scene 4 – Alexis Amore and Renae Cruz

Busty Latina Alexis gets it on with Renae next as they break away from Governator Lee. The girls worship each other from behind before crawling to a couch where Alexis starts eating Renae's pussy with a few kisses and some titty sucking mixed in. They also sixty-nine before Alexis breaks out a strap-on to fuck Renae missionary and reverse cowgirl style. Renae fucks Alexis missionary style, from behind, and bow and arrow style in return with a red double dong that they also share orally and between their twats. Finally the girls toss the toy aside to kiss as the camera cuts out.

This is a pretty good lesbian scene. I love the ass worship starting out the scene and the girls balance out the action with the toys pretty well. There's nice chemistry between the girls and the scene moves at a nice pace. This is another nicely done scene.



Scene 5 – Eva Angelina and Lee Stone

After he gets all twitterpated watching the lesbian lovefest between Renae and Alexis, Governator Lee heads to the couch with smoking hot Eva. She lets him suck her titties before Lee moves down to munch on her muff. Eva sucks and strokes his cock in return including some nice face fucking, and even lets Lee spin her around for a standing sixty-nine. They start fucking reverse cowgirl style before Eva spins around into the traditional cowgirl. Lee also takes Eva from behind and spoons her before letting her have a nice creamy facial that she accepts with a wonderful smile.

This is a great scene, as well as my favorite in the movie. There's fantastic chemistry between Lee and Eva, and I love how they stretch things out a bit with the foreplay to see just how much they can worship each other orally. There's nice energy put out through the sex along with great chemistry, and the camera captures it all very well. This is a great scene.



Scene 6 – Renae Cruz, Veronique Vega, and Tee Reel

When Tee (P-Diddy) stops by, to see about J-Ho's mideastern tour, he's quickly taken by her friend Veronique. He sucks her titties and plays with her pussy before moving down to tongue her. Veronique sucks Tee's black cock in return before Renae comes back to help her work on his wedding tackle as well as sucking Veronique's titties. Renae moves up to ride Tee's face as Veronique bounces on his bone cowgirl style before playing with them both as Veronique rides him reverse cowgirl style. The girls play with each other nicely as they fuck Tee as he moves over to take Renae from behind before Veronique rides him cowgirl style. Renae takes another turn reverse cowgirl style before Veronique gives it up doggie style. Finally Tee pops in Renae's mouth before Veronique moves in to kiss some of it away.

This is a pretty good scene. There's a nice balance between the girls once the fucking starts, and I love how Renae disappears to let Tee and Veronique get started before coming back to join in. There's a good balance between the girls as well as some nice chemistry around, and unlike so many other black studs Tee actually manages to put out a nice pop to close things out. This is a decent scene to close the movie.



Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol is easily the weakest parody I've seen from Will Ryder. Maybe he's been so consistently great with his releases that my expectations got too high, or maybe it was the alcohol and allergy meds working against me while watching it, but where I'm normally drawn in by both the sex and story, this one barely drew me in with either. The sex is good but not great, and has nice camera work and good chemistry in each scene but almost always seems to lack the extra spark that takes a scene from good to great. Eva Angelina and Lee Stone's scene is the major exception to that rule here, and easily turned out the best scene in the movie with an overabundance of passion. The bigger problem than the sex was the story, which felt very dated and a bit thrown together. The cover makes this look like it's half an American Idol parody, but the only real connection seems to be a little text at the start of some of the scenes to state that the characters are related to the TV Show. The bigger story about J-Ho being called upon to do a concert to halt terrorism worldwide is mildly amusing, but never more than that, and even with a few fun shots at Jennifer Lopez never managed to get me that interested or to entertain me much. Of course, I'll admit that I'm not a huge fan of Renae Cruz, and with the job she does here I can see her fans being much happier with this release than I was. I went into Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol with high hopes, and it rarely came close to achieving them.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for seven other X-Play Sitcums. The photo gallery lasts over twelve minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, the Free Speech Coalition's Allstar Piracy Message, and the ability to replay the DVD intro.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts forty three minutes and is presented in the full screen format. Renae starts out talking in front of the White House before chatting with the camera as Scott does her hair. There's plenty more of Renae chatting with the camera while on some of her working vacation with Will in Miami as well as on the set in LA and on the boat off the Virginia coast. Renae also gives a little bonus solo action There's also a bit of fun with Will on the piano along with makeup artist Lisa Marie as well as with Renae. This is a great behind the scenes featurette, and if you're a fan of Renae it's worth picking up this release just for this featurette. You get tons of Renae chatting with the camera, showing off, and pleasuring herself. You also get some nice fun with Will Ryder. This is a really great behind the scenes featurette, and there were many times I think I enjoyed it more than the actual movie.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, group, lesbian, feet, rimming (male > female), masturbation, toys, and interracial

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many New Sensations DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with most stores offering them for under $20. Rent this one before you buy it unless you're a huge Renae Cruz fan. The movie's okay, and easily Ryder's weakest. The sex is decent but the story never worked that well for me. The technical aspects are well done, and the behind the scenes featurette is excellent. This is a slightly above average movie on a DVD that shows some good care.

Note to X-Play / New Sensations: Although the movie didn't impress me as much as normal, it was great to see you continue to put such great effort into your overall product.

If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me .

Other reviews by Astroknight



Check Prices for Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol


The opinions expressed in this review of Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol from Digital Sin are not necessarily the opinions of Adult DVD Talk. Adult DVD Talk provides a public forum for consumers to post their DVD reviews. Adult DVD Talk does not edit these reviews.