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Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Not Charlie's Angels XXX overall rating 4.5 stars
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Sex Not Charlie's Angels XXX Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Not Charlie's Angels XXX Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Not Charlie's Angels XXX DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Not Charlie's Angels XXX A/V Quality rating 5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/17/2010

The Little Details

Running Time: 138 min.

Production Date: 6 / 2, 3, 4, 6 / 2010

Director: Will Ryder

Cast: Andy San Dimas, Breanna Benson, Cassandra Cruz, Heather Starlet, Lexi Swallows, Madison Ivy, Sunny Leone, Vicki Chase, Dirty Harry, Eric Swiss, Marcus London, and Seth Gamble in sexual roles and Alana Evans, James Bartholet, Porno Dan, and many more in non-sex roles

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Although the porn parody genre seems overly saturated and has for a while, Will Ryder has always turned out a high quality product. I can't help but go into this one with pretty high expectations.

Initial Reaction: It's easily one of the best features, as well as best overall releases, of 2010.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of well done porn features

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. The lighting is well done, the picture is clear, and the camera work is smooth.

Music: The music shows a ton of care, and fits the movie extremely well. For those who have followed Will Ryder for a bit this is no surprise, and the job he does here definitely helps raise the movie up a notch. It has a great seventies vibe through the non-sex portions of the movie and then drops out or rests very quietly in the background for the sex scenes.

Menus: The main menu is fun and light, with a little animation and a few stills. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a clip from each scene along with a title. There's also a “Select a Star” option that lets you choose a scene based on stills of the girls along with their character's name.

The Feature

Will Ryder, Scott David, and the X-Play crew are back with another porn parody. This time they've set their sights on recreating the original Charlie's Angels series from the seventies with Lexi Swallows, Sunny Leone, and Andy San Dimas as the Angels as they investigate a pair of girls who went missing.

Scene 1 – Breanne Benson and Sunny Leone

Bottle blonde Breanne gets it on with Sunny after Sunny suggests they get together after the Angels find her sister, but Breanne wants her right away. They kiss passionately and grope each other before Breanne breaks out Sunny's tits to grope and pinch. Sunny helps Breanne out of her top to return the favor sucking and playing with her tits before moving down to lap at Breanne's crotch through her pants. They help each other strip down before Sunny laps at Breanne's pussy while giving her plenty of great eyes and a bit of finger play. She moves up to ride Breanne's face before turning around so they can sixty nine. Sunny breaks out some lube and a large baby blue dildo to put to work on Breanne next, and takes out plenty of aggression on Breanne before laying back to let Breanne work on her with a purple vibe in return. Finally the girls share a passionate kiss and cuddle.

This is a great scene to start the movie. I don't think I've seen Sunny in action before and I can't say that I've been overly impressed with what I've seen from Breanne. That said, this is a great scene with both girls really impressing me. The girls have plenty of chemistry, and I was amazed at the intensity that Sunny brought out working Breanne over with the dildo. The action was also much better captured and edited than I remember from Will Ryder, as the position changes were nicely handled rather than feeling choppy. Sunny and Breanne team up to start this movie out right.



Scene 2 – Madison Ivy and Marcus London

After bottle blonde Madison is found snorting coke in the ladies room, Marcus decides to play the nice guy and not call the cops if she plays along with him. Madison thinks he's joking at first when he tells her to get down and suck his cock, but quickly learns he's not and drops to her knees in front of him to start sucking. Madison energetically sucks his cock while giving him plenty of eyes, spit, and throat action, and even mixes in a bit of dirty talk and ball sucking. Marcus lays her back on his desk and pulls her panties aside to tongue her holes before fucking her missionary and then doggie style. He also has Madison ride him cowgirl style before they exchange oral favors again and he fucks her doggie style. Finally, Madison takes a decent facial finish and makes sure to suck out every last drop of cum with wide eyes before playing with it a little.

This is another darn hot scene. Madison looks hot as can be in her seventies outfit, and looks to love absolutely everything about Marcus's cock. I was absolutely amazed at her oral skills and how aggressively she went after Marcus's cock, and she looks to have a good orgasm or two as Marcus eats and fucks her. Once again the action was well captured and edited, and the scene easily drew me in and never let me go. This scene went far beyond my expectations.



Scene 3 – Vicki Chase and Eric John

Vicki sucks Eric's cock in the bathroom at Club 54 after they start to get it on a bit out in the club proper while a few others come in to watch. She gives him a great little smile along with plenty of eyes and a little stroking before sitting back in a chair and letting Eric eat her box. He moves up to fuck Vicki missionary style before bending her over a vanity to take her from behind. Vicki strips down to her baby blue go go boots before riding Eric reverse cowgirl style, sucking him clean, and then getting back up for a traditional cowgirl ride. Finally, Vicki gets down to take a nice open eyed facial.

This is a pretty hot scene. Vicki has a great body and puts out plenty of energy and vocals throughout the scene. She has nice chemistry with Eric, but there's something about Eric that almost always seems creepy to me. I had a hard time getting into the scene because of him, and it never got to the same level as the other scenes because of it.



Scene 4 – Lexi Swallows and Dirty Harry

Lexi sucks Dirty Harry's cock when they get a little peace after Marcus interrupts their earlier time together with Harry checking out her great rack and letting her suck his cock. Lexi strips out of her blue jumpsuit to let Harry eat her pussy in return while looking a bit uncomfortable. He fucks her hairy pussy missionary style before having her roll over to take it from behind. Lexi also rides Dirty Harry reverse cowgirl style on the desk before getting down to take a nice facial finish.

This is a decent scene. Dirty Harry has never done anything for me as a cocksman, but at least as the sleazy bad guy's lackey he fits the part well. Sexually he does a decent job here, but Lexi leaves a bit to be desired. I guess a lack of chemistry would fit the storyline okay, but it doesn't do much for the sex scene. There's a decent reason for this that's explained in the commentary, and Lexi seemed more than happy with how Harry was fucking her after the scene, but it still left me a little disappointed. This scene left me trying to remember if Lexi's character was one of the first Angels to leave the show.



Scene 5 – Andy San Dimas, Cassandra Cruz, and Seth Gamble

Andy takes Cassandra and Seth back to the hotel to pump them for information, as well as to have a threesome with her and a guy from the club. Cassandra site in the middle kissing her way between Andy and Seth before he moves down to eat her pussy as Andy watches and plays with Cassandra's tits. The girls team up on Seth's cock orally before Cassandra moves around to eat Andy while she continues to suck Seth. Andy keeps sucking as Cassandra sits on Seth's face before the girls trade places so Andy can get her pussy eaten by Seth. Cassandra gets in the middle for Seth to fuck her from behind while she eats Andy before Andy moves in to get fucked missionary style while Cassandra sucks her tits, kisses her, and sucks Seth clean. Cassandra takes her next turn reverse cowgirl style as Andy spits on her pussy, sucks her juices off Seth, and plays with Cassandra's pussy before turning around to ride Seth cowgirl style while Andy licks her ass and then takes her own turn cowgirl style as Cassandra helps orally. Cassandra gets back up for one last reverse cowgirl ride, and then lets Andy stroke Seth onto her stomach so she can lick it off.

This is a darn hot threesome. I love the interracial aspect of the scene, and there's great chemistry all around. Although Cassandra seemed to get a little more cock, I can't say that Seth seemed to favor one girl over the other, and the girls seemed to love taking each other on as much as they did Seth. This scene takes the movie back up to the high standard the first couple scenes were working at.



Scene 6 – Heather Starlet and Eric Swiss

After being sent in as bait, smoking hot bottle blonde Heather is sold into prostitution and is rented by Eric. They fuck reverse cowgirl style before she sucks his cock and gives him some nice eyes and throat. He plays with Heather's pussy in return before fucking it missionary and doggie style. Heather sucks Eric a little more before riding him cowgirl style before taking a good pop in and around her mouth.

I've only seen Heather in a few scenes, but she's always impressed me and doesn't disappoint here either. Heather puts out some nice energy, and the action is well captured. There's some nice fun working it into the story of the scene, and it moves along at a pretty good pace. This is a good final scene.



As one would expect from Will Ryder, Scott David, and the X-Play group, Not Charlie's Angels XXX is a great adult feature and a very well done parody. From start to finish you can tell that a heck of a lot of care and attention went into the movie to make it feel as much as possible like the original 1970s series right down to the little Angel animations that break scenes apart. The costumes, locations, and styles all seem like they sprung right out of the original, and the story isn't far off either. Of course, without a cast to do it right that wouldn't matter much, and the entire cast does a great job with their roles to bring it to life. I didn't even recognize Andy San Dimas with her short hair (which looked darn hot and helped her to bring the Kate Jackson role to life), and Marcus London and Dirty Harry did every bit as great of a job playing the bad guys as James Bartholet, Lexi Swallows, Sunny Leone, Lexi Swallows, and of course Andy did as the Angels and Bosley. The sex is well captured, and I really liked how a fair amount of POV shots were mixed in during the sex scenes. This was often the weakest part of Will Ryder's movies for me in the past as I thought his editing was a bit choppy, but here it was nicely continuous and worked very well for me in almost every scene. There's no denying that a ton of care went into making Not Charlie's Angels XXX seem just like a XXX version sprung right out of the original 1970s series.

As for complaints, I can't say that Not Charlie's Angels XXX gets by without any. The amount of tattoos and piercings were a bit of a distraction for a movie that's to be taking place in the seventies, but at the same time I understand how hard it would be to make a movie like this with ink and metal free performers. The second thing that held the movie back a little is that Lexi's scene didn't have much for chemistry. My biggest disappointment is probably the most common one viewers will have, and that's that we never get to see the Angels get it on together. Although I went into this movie expecting a great feature, which there's no doubt that this is, I also went in eager to see an all girl threesome (or foursome if one would throw Chris in with the original three Angels to be initiated into the group). Even with those minor faults and complaints, Not Charlie's Angels XXX is one heck of a great porn parody. I fully expect to see it collecting plenty of attention during awards season, and hopefully we get to see a little Angel on Angel on Angel action in a sequel.

The Extra Stuff

The only extra on the first DVD is a cast commentary where director Will Ryder is joined by Andy San Dimas, Heather Starlet, and James Bartholet. As usual with group commentaries with a good leader, this one's a lot of fun. The group takes a few breaks during the sex scenes, but talks about everything that comes to mind as they enjoy the movie from the things they went through making it to general comments, thoughts, and questions on sex. This is a very fun commentary that's worth checking out.

The second DVD is loaded with extras including about two and a half hours of unique footage. Trailers are included for a whopping eighteen other titles in the X-Play Sitcums library. The photo gallery lasts a little over seven and a half minutes with about six seconds per very nice looking snapshot. There's also bonus scenes, a story only option for the movie lasting about forty five minutes, interviews, and several behind the scenes featurettes.

The blooper and outtake reel lasts about six and three quarter minutes. You get plenty of botched lines along with some of the fun that goes along with them. There's also a few James Bartholet moments and a little extra fun. This is a decent little blooper reel.

The interview with James Bartholet lasts about ten and a half minutes. He talks about loving the movie, his other work in the industry, and the old school feel making Will's movies. He also talks about how broad a range of shows he's been in and being recognized. This is a nice little interview.

There's also an interview with Will Ryder lasting about seven minutes. Will talks about the mainstream, porn, and music world as well as the little details and the attention they pay to them. They also talk about the need for creativity and originality in porn, the danger of internet piracy, and their upcoming projects. This is a short but very nice interview.

The main behind the scenes featurette is split in two and lasts almost fifty five minutes total with all the major players being nicely identified. The first BTS featurette starts with a little time working through the bedroom dialogue scene, and then moves to Studio 54 for a few photos and the cast hanging out and preparing. There's also a few photos from the opening sex scene and Will Ryder working with Sleazebags Marcus and Dirty Harry. It continues to move between the three locations as well as the main Angel's office where Heather joins the cast. The second BTS starts with Sunny and Scott setting up Will before he shares a star meltdown story. It moves on with a little of Lexi in action and the cast working on the opening scene for the movie. It moves on with the hotel room and the house of prostitution, as well as a little more time in Studio 54 chatting with Andy and watching Lexi earn her money. There's also a bit of eye candy for the ladies as James Bartholet skinny dips, some action with Heather and Eric, and James and Lexi working on their scene at the house. Not surprisingly, this is a very well done behind the scenes featurette. Yes, it jumps around a bit, which I don't always care for, but here it breaks things up enough to keep them moving and alive rather than feeling like it's dragging every last moment out of each scene. There's plenty of personality from the cast and crew as well as a little eye candy. Sunny and Scott's joke on Will at the start of the second BTS is easily one of my favorite moments, and does a nice job showing how good Will and Scott work with their performers on set. This is a great addition to the overall DVD, and every bit as good as I normally expect from the X-Play group for behind the scenes featurettes.

The director / producer travelogue lasts a little under a half hour and starts with Will Ryder and Scott David talking about the scope of the movie and some of the challenges they faced with the art direction. They also talk about the casting including some of the challenges they had dealing with the performers on the set as well as what they loved about them for their roles. They also talk about the music and have a little fun before talking about what's coming out soon from X-Play as well as running down many of their previous parodies. This is a good featurette. As usual Will and Scott have some very good banter going back and forth as they discuss the movie as well as some of what they have coming in the future. This featurette adds nicely to the overall DVD.

If that's not enough behind the scenes footage, there's also a Director / Producer Travelogue lasting fourteen minutes from Not Married with Children XXX, whose inclusion almost seems like filler material being that it's from a different movie. There's also a four and a half minute Director's Reel, which is basically Will Ryder showing why he should be director of the year for his body of work (which is pretty hard to deny).

Bonus Scene 1 – Madison Scott

Blonde Madison starts out in jeans and a little lime green shirt talking with Will behind the camera about all kinds of sex before pulling out her favorite toy, giving it a lick, and commenting on how she can still taste herself on it from earlier. She happily strips off her jeans and sucks on her toy before rubbing her pussy, working her toy around it, and then fucking herself with it while she rubs her clit. Madison even fingers her ass and sucks her finger clean as she fucks herself before going back to rubbing her clit. She sucks the toy clean a few times, fucks herself on all fours, and even works on her pussy with just her fingers while moaning away. Finally, Madison sucks her toy clean looking exhausted and satisfied from her play.

This is a great little solo scene. Madison is cute and slutty in the right ways, and looks to really get into working herself over. The little banter at the start of the scene works well to start it out, and the scene has a nice flow and length. This is a nice bonus scene.



Bonus Scene 2 – Zeina Heart

Brunette Zeina starts her scene out in a little pair of shirts and a pink girlie shirt flashing a great smile and mugging the camera while talking about her sexual experiences. She breaks out her favorite toy and starts stripping down and working a hand into her short shorts to play with herself. Zeina licks and sucks her toy before sitting back to rub her pussy naturally, and after a bit puts the toy to work on it. She mixes in a few sucks for her toy as she works on herself sitting back, laying on her side, and on all fours. Finally, the scene cuts out as Zeina sucks her toy clean.

This is an okay scene. Zeina is definitely cute and eager to please herself, but she's also horrible about mugging the camera. It's not easy to come across with a needy feeling when one's in a solo scene, but that's just what she did here right from the start. It gave the scene such a fake feeling that I couldn't get into the scene at all even though she was easy on the eyes and looked like she might have been enjoying her toy. I wanted to like this scene but just couldn't get into it.



Bonus Scene 3 – Nicole Ray

Cute brunette Nicole starts out talking about the world revolving around her and her first sexual experiences before bringing out her favorite toy. She sucks on her little blue vibe before stripping off her little shorts and pulling up her short pink shirt to show off her very nice breasts. It doesn't take Nicole any time to start working the vibe into herself as she lays back on the couch. She rolls over and continues to fuck herself with her ass up in the air, and even takes a few tastes of herself from her toy. Finally, she sucks her toy and rubs her breasts as the camera fades out.

This is a nice little scene. Nicole comes across as a fun girl, and is cute as can be. Her masturbation seems nicely real, and even though she did mug the camera a fair amount I couldn't get down on her too much. This is a fairly short and sweet scene.



The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, lesbian, toys, rimming (male > female and female > female), group, and interracial

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many X-Play DVDs can be found online for between about $19 and $25 with several stores offering them near the low end. At this price, this is a bargain. A couple scenes stumble, but this is still a great movie with plenty of attention to the details. The technical aspects are great and there's a ton of effort put into the extras. This is one of the best releases I've seen this year.

Note to New Sensations / Sitcums: It's a big odd to see a New Sensations X-Play release. I hope this works out for both of you.

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