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Alright porn fans time for a new parody from one of the masters of the genre, Will Ryder. This time he and partner Scott David are dipping into the way back time machine all the way back to the 8track era for some 1970's babeness!! I'm talking Charlie's Angels, oh yeah. Are you ready for bad 1970's fashion, maybe some disco music, I know you're ready for some hot sex and we've got a great cast of ladies here too highlighted by our three Angels- Andy San Dimas (Sabrina), Sunny Leone (Kelly), & Lexi Swallow (Jill). Now for you bigtime Angels fans we even get Chris used in this who replaced Jill after the first season and she's played by Heather Starlet who gets an introducing credit which made me chuckle a bit since she was with Digital Playground last year and has done several movies since/ before but hey it's cool. James Bartholet noted character actor who's been in pretty much every Will Ryder parody takes on the comedic role and sorta honorary Angel of Bosley. Now I'm not sure who voices Charlie but I'm hoping he's close to the classic tone of John Forsythe. As I watched the opening credits we see the three main Angels introduced along with Heather as Chris and Bosley plus you see highlights of how they became Angels, pretty close to what you see in the mainstream counterpart-- though with much sexier bodies though Jaclyn Smith was pretty hot! I'd take Cheryl Ladd over Farrah but those are discussions for another time. This dvd even gives us an episode title, Disco Dilemma so I'm cringing at the thought of some bad disco music, lol. On to the story.

Well alright, far out man we head to Studio 54 and I think most fans have heard of this legendary club which captivated NYC back in the mid to late 70's. It was so hard to get into this place, you really had to stand out to get the attention of the owner of the bouncer to even let you in but if you were lucky then hello it was excess to the Nth degree-- cocaine, sex, booze, it was all for the taking. We head to an office where we see some of this very stuff with Marcus London and Dirty Harry. We get Marcus testing out the coke to see how pure it is and Dirty Harry is counting some money. The bad fashion is there too, just wait until you see what Marcus is wearing. Marcus seems to be looking for a girl too but we leave that situation to head over to the Townsend Agency- where the Angels work!

We have all the Angels there along with Bosley and Charlie's on the boom box laying out their latest case. Seems two young girls have disappeared leaving their families quite worried. But back to the Angels who are all wearing sexy outfits that don't look like bad fashion! Andy's showing a little cleavage with hers and Sunny Leone/ Lexi both have the hair flowing down their shoulders, very nice. Back to the case, the girls have run away before but have returned within a couple of days but not it's been two weeks since they hit the Big Apple so the Angels are needed to find out what's gone down. A little more about who these girls are, one's a Senators daughter while the other is the daughter of a famous movie star. Ok more info, the kids were regulars at Studio 54 where we just saw Marcus and his henchman. Tickets are ready and the Angels will be off the next day for NYC. Kelly's going to wait for some pics of the girls while everyone else takes off to pack.

Sunny Leone & Breanne Benson:

Ok we get a little lesbian action here with Sunny making out with the person who's come to drop off the pics, both are sporting excellent cleavage with their respective outfits. They move on to some boobage and hello Sunny Leone's tits!! Sunny's good for some breast licking too and Breanne's got some impressive tata's too. Will gives us a nice shot of each tasting the other. We keep the party rolling with Sunny going down for some rapid fire pussy licking, great open shot for this action. OMG Kelly is a dirty who knew! Sunny moves up to place that pussy right over Breanne's face for some great licking and great ground ass shots. The girls work this into a 69 with Sunny still on top and she does some hard fingering too. Unfortunately they had toys back in the 1970's, lol. Just kidding, a little, but Sunny works in a plastic friend towards the end and Breanne returns the favor as we get another gorgeous open pussy shot for Miss Leone. A few soft kisses and the first scene is done, Angels time to hit New York City!

Next shot shoes us it's NYC and that it is nighttime. We head back to the club where Marcus in on the phone when Dirty Harry brings in one sexy babe, Madison Ivy who's sporting a pretty good club outfit with awesome cleavage pouring out underneath the top. Guess she was looking where she shouldn't when Harry caught her and now Marcus has to decide what to do with her.

Madison Ivy:

Marcus tries to be all badass but Madison doesn't seem to frightened though a bit surprised when he tells her if she wants to avoid jail that she needed to drop down and suck his dick-- talk about being direct, no PC shit here!! Harry is dispatched to man the door leaving Madison alone to work on Marcus's cock which she does with fine energy. We get a thong shot and the lime green panties even match her go-go boots! I'd say the hair style too, the way it's layered was very 70's in it's look, much like the three Angels we saw in the first scene in the office. I like that Madison was so energetic with the bj, even licking the balls. Marcus then gives a little, licking her pussy and ass with Madison letting those titties out too. In the background we hear the music pounding from the club so no one will hear them fucking- though they probably wouldn't mind!! Some very nice ass shots then of Madison in doggie and later in cowgirl where the bounce got to be pretty brisk. A little more head from Madison and we are ready for Marcus to explode which he does to her outstretched tongue/ face as well.

Back to the agency where the Angels are all ready to leave, even their suitcases look like they're from the 1970's- no rolling wheels or easy to grip handles! More new outfits too and they all look good on the girls. Jill's hoping to reconnect with an old boyfriend but Kelly reminds her they are going there to work, not for romance-- yeah right!! Charlie lays out their covers too- Jill's a cocktail waitress, Kelly a go-go dancer, Sabrina will be Bosley's booksmart secretary and Bosley's going to act as if he owns the building Studio 54 is located in and he's thinking of making the whole thing a parking lot so naturally Marcus's character will want to change his mind and give him a taste of the good life. So they are off!!

Back to NYC and we see the Angels were quickly settled in to the club. Sunny has tassles hanging from her tits and Lexi's got a tray of drinks. There is a shot too of Marcus in his office and he's got some coke in glass container. He wants Harry to keep an eye on the new girls. Kelly then comes bounding in and she notices the drugs and goes so far as to offer Marcus a proposition of finding out who would want to buy some as she does her dancing. He likes this idea and twirls her tassles before she leaves. Afterwards, though, he's still suspicious and reminds Harry again to keep an eye on her, with that sizzling hot body I don't think he needs to worry about that. Later that night back at their plush, hehe, hotel suite the girls go over with Bosley the big news about a cocaine ring being run out of the club, more great cleavage too from Sunny who's sporting a leopard style robe too. So the girls are left alone and Kelly aka Sunny keeps asking Lexi if she's going to call her old boyfriend to let him know she's in town. We learn a little more too, last time Lexi was with him he fucked her pussy so hard she had to take a few days off from work!! So Lexi does call him and you see more bad 70's attire but it so fit this parody. The two agree to meet in a few days as their schedules are conflicting the next few. On we go back to the club and you see a shot in the club where we see the famous Moon Spoon, look it up!

As we see Bosley and Sabrina are making their first trip to the club to start their end of the operation. They start to get some info from Harry who actually volunteers about the side businesses but before he says to much Marcus comes in and James lays the line down about owning the building and thinking of tearing it down for a parking lot- to help the neighborhood's parking problems Sabrina says. Marcus gets worried as Charlie thought he would and sure enough he offers to show James around the club! Harry leaves soon after and this affords Sabrina the chance to rummage through the file drawers and take a few pictures- with her jewelry! Marcus has James alone and makes his pitch, that night at the club he'll treat James to a very good time and give him a few financial reasons to keep things going as they are!Back at the hotel room the Angels fill Charlie in and he encourages them to let it loose a bit, they might have to do a few 'extra' things to crack this case. As we return to the club we see the patrons have filled it- among them the Angels with Bosley. I also saw Eric John, Madison Ivy and Vicki Chase -- all dancing. Jill aka Lexi, has found out a bit more, as they thought in addition to the drugs these low lifes have been using girls to turn tricks, even flying them out to LA- the Senators daughter and the movie stars kid were among the ID's Sabrina took pics of.

Lexi Swallow:

So Lexi heads down to the office and per the plan everyone agreed to she's using her female charms on Dirty Harry to get more dirt on what's going on. Dirty is more than willing to spill the beans, not the brightest person, and he's quite eager once Lexi agrees to party. Her tits come out for a little sucking and she's got his dick in her mouth when Marcus interrupts them, oops. That ends this brief scene, lol.

Vicki Chase:

After Eric John was rebuffed by Andy San Dimas he goes over and buries his face in Vicki's crotch. Well this turns her on so the shot takes us to a more spacious location where she gets his cock out and we get a little bj time. As Vicki is going down on Eric we get Alana Evans walking in but she just watches for a time. A couple other folks wander in so indeed it was free love and anyone can watch!! Eric then gets a return engagement down between Vicki's legs and this time she's not wearing any panties so some fine pussy eating takes place. Bosley wanders in to wash his hands, lol. After Eric has got his fill of pussy juice he slips his cock in and pounds that freshly eaten pussy. I was glad to see Vicki get naked before the fucking finished, especially in reverse where we get some good boob dancing. They even let Alana return to take a piss, we hear it but don't see it plus she farts- ewww! There is some great cowgirl captured here too and the sky blue platform heels are captured too that Vicki wore. Pretty good facial closes this fun bathroom romp out.

We return to the club where Andy gets approached by Cassandra Cruz and she remembers Charlie's words that they might need to do a little more for this case so she doesn't object as Cassandra fondles her. Seems Cassandra knows a few things too and she's spilling the beans about those missing girls- I assume the two the Angels are looking for are now turning tricks in LA. Cassandra had stayed away from the club for a short time but obviously she's back now and playing with Andy San Dimas! The plot thickens when she asks if Seth Gamble can go with them back to Andy's room, she'd been wanting to fuck him all night plus he used to be a bartender at Studio 54 before he was fired so perhaps he'll know a few things too.

Lexi Swallow: We actually take a pause from Andy considering whether or not to fuck both to return to Lexi who's back at it working on Dirty Harry's cock. I have to say Lexi is quite hot here and Dirty Harry was one lucky mutha to get a shot at eating this sweet pussy and her tits looked great too. Fans who enjoy a bit of hair with the bush should like Lexi a lot, very nice looking pussy. Harry then lays a little pipe here with reverse being the best shot and we get a good facial for Lexi to close it.

Andy San Dimas & Cassandra Cruz:

The story then shifts to the Angels hotel room where Andy is shown placing a room service order while Cassandra and Seth sit nearby, hands all over each other. Sabrina tries to ask a question but Cassandra wants to fuck and Andy doesn't put up much of a fight so the 2 on 1 commences. Seth gets a few licks on on Miss Cruz's pussy before he lies back and allows the girls to share his cock, good view from his POV looking at these two sexy girls. Andy then gets in the center first letting Cassandra munch on her pussy then she turns around putting her cookie square in Seth's face and he takes over the tongue bath. Both girls then take turns being fucked by Seth and they keep the g/g interplay up too. Alright we even get some g/g ass licking when Andy goes behind when Cassandra's riding in cowgirl. The pop comes from a reverse ride for Cassandra, Seth pops out and Andy jerks the load up her new friends belly and she licks at the cum. Now bring on those medium rare steaks!

It's the next day and the girls are amazed that Andy fucked those two until dawn to get more info. Bosley is putting it together along with the girls. The unfortunate ladies are being kidnapped, forced into prostitution but how can they stop this? Charlie who is listening in comes up with the idea that someone needs to become a prostitute and go to LA where these girls are living, infiltrate that house and bust it wide open. But the three Angels are already known by Marcus so who do they get-- why Chris who we all know is related to Jill so now we get to bring Heather Starlet into the story, she was just doing traffic duty up till this point so she's about to graduate to the big leagues. And surprise, surprise Chris is there in NY and walks into the scene giving her big sis Lexi a hug, lol. Chris is given a braclet to wear that has a tracking device that will lead them to this secret house in LA.

The action then returns to the club where we have the usual crowd along with Chris who gets noticed right away by Marcus who dispatches Harry to bring Chris back to his office. Just moments later we have Heather down there with Marcus who gets the info out of her that she's all alone and also in need of money. Marcus while she wasn't looking puts some knock out juice on a cloth and distracts Chris so he can put her to sleep-- oops she's not wearing the bracelet so how will the Angels know where she is? Sabrina knows that Chris went down to the office but no one seems to realize she didn't have the tracking device on but Kelly who was also in on the call tells them that she's to go also so perhaps this will help Chris out. The action then returns to LA and the agency office where they are tracking them-- I'm confused. Anyway they find the house and Bosley gets on the phone, an early car phone to let Charlie know where they are.

Heather Starlet:

We see Marcus, Heather and Sunny go into the house where Marcus is here to drop off Heather to Eric Swiss who gives the low life Marcus a pile of cash to leave them alone! He departs then we return for a quick visit to the agency where Bosley fills them in on how they're going to bust this ring. They will go back posing as gas men to stop a leak that they'll them is occurring. Bosley and Jill then return to the house where Marcus actually lets them in, presumably Bosley is a master of disguise and Marcus doesn't recognize him, lol. Jill aka Lexi is so cute in her blue overalls, green army style cap and glasses! I had to laugh we see James and Lexi going around the living room checking for gas with Marcus standing there while on the couch we have Heather Starlet riding Eric's dick and that was Porno Dan sitting there right across from them-- why I have no idea.

Ok the two gas people wander off and Marcus doesn't follow and this lets Bosley and Jill find the two missing girls one of whom we already saw, Alana Evans and the other girl was Kaitlin Rush who we only see in this scene. They both appear quite frightened but Jill assures them they'll be freed soon. So we stay with the fucking now as Heather was still riding in reverse plus she does some cock sucking including some POV. Eric then takes a go at mish, doggie and I liked the cowgirl shot here from the ground. Pretty good mouth pop to close this scene which was ok- to much other people around for me.

Now time to wrap this case up! Jill and Bosley have wandered back into the living room where we have Marcus and remember back when Jill called her old boyfriend, well he's there too. Seems also that he had sent Jill some perfume to wear and it wasn't on the market but she was wearing some that day. The scent catches Bobby's attention and he goes over and pulls the hat off and duhhh recognizes Jill. This prompts Bosley and Jill to pull their guns and the two men take off. We'd already seen Andy get out of the car to head in for the big bust. They catch the men including Porno Dan and lay the smack down-- this is the day disco died Bosley quips. Funny too Heather's in on the bust while wearing absolutely nothing! Back to the office where Charlie congrats the girls on the big success but before they can enjoy a well deserved drink he brings up their next case. Posing as porn stars who are willing to have sex with Ron Jeremy-- this leads to one last joint chorus of the girls exclaiming Charlie!!!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Fans this was another successful flick from Will Ryder and company. My only real complaint is with the tracking bracelet angle that was introduced where they were going to track Chris to the Prostitute house. She was not wearing it when she was knocked out and I don't see how Kelly aka Sunny could have told them where they were going so that aside the story was good and easy enough to follow along with. There is a whole separate disc for the extras. There are two BTS segments, bloopers & outtakes- I've been on Will's sets and there are some good ones so check this out. Scott and Will are back with their Director/ Producer Travelogue. You get a story only cut of the movie plus there are bonus scenes with girls not shown in the movie. We get Madison Scott, Zeina Heart and Nicole Ray in scenes that aren't connected in any way to this movie. There is a Will Ryder Director's Reel, some bonus footage and interviews so all told over 7 hours of footage so delve deeply my friends into the extras as you wish! If you're a fan of the show you see good nods to that in the outfits, the agency setting, the way the girls styled their hair, the joint Charlie call they do several times in the movie. If you always wanted to see the Angels fuck then definitely pick this up. It's a good story and I can certainly see more movies though I hope they keep bringing Lexi Swallow back, remember Jill left after one season, I don't want to only see Lexi in one movie.



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