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Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX

Studio: New Sensations
Category:  Comedy , Couples , Feature film
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astroknight's ratings for Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/5/2011

The Little Details

Running Time: 138 min.

Production Date: 10 / 12, 13, 17 / 2010

Director: Will Ryder

Cast: Aubrey Addams, Bree Olson, Danica Dillan, Kim Kennedy, Victoria White, Chad Diamond, Dale DaBone, Eric Swiss, Jack Lawrence, and Rocco Reed with Mike Horner and Porno Dan in non-sex roles

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I know Will Ryder has been looking forward to this release for a while, which gives me a lot of hope for it.

Initial Reaction: As usual with X-Play, it's a release that's well worth checking out.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting their features with plenty of fun

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting their features with nasty sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show plenty of care. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. The camerawork appears to be a mix of handheld and tripod or jib work, and nicely blends the best of both with the smoothness of the more fixed shooting with the harder to get camera angles of handheld. The picture is very clear and the lighting shows very nice care.

Music: The music is every bit as well done as one has come to expect from Will Ryder. There's a bit of a seventies feel to it, but it also varies in style a bit for the mood. Through it all it's very well balanced with the rest of the audio.

Menus: The main menu shows a bit of effort and works through a few stills and some animation to start things out right. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene. There's also a “Select a Star” option that lets you choose a scene based on a still of each girl and their name.

The Feature

Oscar (Mike Horner) thinks there's a Russian spy that's infiltrated the O.S.I. The only people he thinks can figure it out are the Bionic Woman, Jamie Summers (Bree Olson) and the Six Million Dollar Man, Steve Austin (Dale DaBone). Yes, it's a bit of a trip back down memory lane as Will Ryder and the X-Play group bring another classic TV show back to life adult-style.

Scene 1 – Bree Olson and Rocco Reed

Bree starts out the sex in the porn star fantasy location of an actual bed sucking Rocco before getting up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. Bree also lets him take her doggie style before laying back for a bit of missionary work. Finally Bree kicks Rocco out before he can pop.

This is a pretty good opening scene. Bree looks as hot as ever and puts out some great trash talk along with some nice energy. The action is very nicely captured and there's nice chemistry between Bree and Rocco. That said, the lack of a pop shot finished this scene on a fairly low note, and although everything leading up to it was nice the scene ended up a notch or two below the rest of the scene.



Scene 2 – Bree Olson and Dale DaBone

Bree refuses to give Dale any pussy, but realizes that she'd be a bad host if she didn't at least jerk him off. She hops over to his couch half dressed and throws herself onto his lap to help him out of his pants to suck and stroke him while giving him plenty of dirty talk. Finally Steve hops up and showers her with fake cum from his bionic cock. Bree lays back and plays with her pussy while talking dirty for him as Dale strokes himself a little more.

This is a nice little scene. It's short and fun, and there's some good chemistry between Bree and Dale. Bree's trash talk might be a little over the top, but with somebody as hot as her there's no way I'm going to complain too much about dirty talk. The masturbation on the end of the scene also works nice, and for some might be considered another quick scene (to make the ten scenes advertised on the cover).



Scene 3 – Aubrey Addams and Chad Diamond

Dale hypnotizes cute dirty blonde Aubrey and has her get it on with doctor Chad next as he watches a little and then heads out. Aubrey happily drops down to suck and stroke Chad's cock before getting up on an exam table for Chad to eat her holes on her back and on all fours. He fucks her missionary style before they move to a chair to fuck in the cowgirls. Aubrey also lets Chad take her from behind before finishing with a nice facial that she appears to partially swallow before cleaning him up orally.

This is a hot scene. Aubrey is as cute as ever and puts out some very nice energy and vocals. The scene moves at a nice pace and the camera work is very well done. This is a solid scene that was every bit as good as I hoped it would be.



Scene 4 – Danica Dillan and Eric Swiss

Russian spies Eric and Danica get busy in the office while everybody else is at the shooting range. The cute little brunette drops down to happily eat Eric's meat while giving him plenty of throat action along with great eyes. Their fun is cut short, however, when Eric is called away over the loudspeaker.

This is a nice little oral scene. Danica gets into it nicely, and puts out some nice effort. I'll admit to being slightly disappointed at there not being a pop in the scene, but at the same time I liked how it worked into the movie and it really reminded me of some of the style of classic porn from the golden age. This is a good scene even without the pop.



Scene 5 – Kim Kennedy and Eric Swiss; Bree Olson

When dark haired Kim thinks sucking Eric's cock will help her get ahead in the program, he doesn't want to stand in her way and agrees to let her not knowing that Bree's nearby using her bionic ear to listen in. Bree plays with herself as Kim sucks and strokes Eric's cock, with Kim putting out plenty of great eyes, a few smiles, and a bit of stroking. Kim also gives Eric a little show before letting him cum in her mouth and swallowing it down.

This is another nice oral scene. Kim gets into it nicely and took the pop shot like a champ. The brief tease as Eric stroked himself didn't do anything for me as it was all too brief and seemed more like a slap to Eric and Kim that they couldn't get him off just from the blowjob, but at the same time it did add a touch more variety to the scene. This might not be a great oral scene, but it still worked pretty well for me.



Scene 6 – Kim Kennedy and Eric Swiss

After a dinner party, Eric talks Kim out of her pants so he can eat her bald beaver with a few licks mixed in for her asshole. He goes right to fucking her missionary style before picking Kim up and sitting down on the couch so she can ride him cowgirl style while reaching around to play with her pucker. Kim sucks his cock and balls before letting Eric strips her all the way down and fucks her doggie style. She also rides him reverse cowgirl style before Eric pulls out and pops on her pussy.

This is a pretty hot scene. Kim's cute and puts out a good fuck, and it looks like Eric stretches her out nicely. At the same time some of the style didn't work for me. I know the headband thing is very seventies and is kind of coming back, but it's not something that does anything for me and left me wondering at one time if it was there for some of the style or if Kim was going through chemo and needed a little added help keeping her wig on. Thankfully she and Eric fucked well enough that it didn't interfere with the scene that much for me.



Scene 7 – Victoria White and Dale DaBone

Just to make sure she's not a spy, Dale gets it on with bottle blonde Victoria after a little wine. Victoria and Dale kiss before she strips down and lets Dale eat her box and give her a little finger play. Victoria sucks his cock in return before getting up to ride it reverse cowgirl style, and then turns around for the traditional cowgirl. They also fuck bow and arrow and doggie style before Victoria takes a great facial finish and sucks out the last bit.

This is a hot scene. There's some nice humor that leads up to it and Victoria and Dale seem to be having some nice fun. There's a good pace to the scene, and as usual the camera work captures it all very nicely. This is another nicely done scene.



Scene 8 – Danica Dillan and Jack Lawrence

Jack starts the penultimate scene going down on Danica as she sits back on the hood of his cop car. She sucks his cock in return with plenty of great eyes mixed in before going back to the hood and letting Jack fuck her missionary style. Jack joins her on the hood for a bit of cowgirl action before taking her doggie style. Finally Danica gets down for a nice facial finish and sucks out the last bit before the scene cuts out. ,/P>

This is a pretty hot scene. Danica looks plenty hot once again and has nice chemistry with Jack. They keep the action moving nicely and there's nothing close to any of the background noises that so often hold back outdoor sex scenes. This is nicely hot scene.



Scene 9 – Bree Olson and Rocco Reed

Finally, Bree gets it on with Rocco on an office couch. They kiss while stripping Bree down with Rocco making sure to suck her tits and play with her pussy as they go. Bree helps Rocco strip down to suck his cock in return while mixing in plenty of great eyes before laying back to let Rocco eat her pussy. He also eats her holes from behind before fucking Bree doggie style. Bree gets up to ride Rocco reverse cowgirl style before he lays her back for some missionary work. She also rides him in the traditional cowgirl before taking a nice pop in her mouth.

This is a good final scene. As usual there's very nice camera work and the scene moves at a nice pace. Bree and Rocco have very nice chemistry and Bree looks as fantastic as ever. This is a good scene to close the movie.



Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man reminds me of a summer blockbuster. It's pure escapism entertainment where you can kick back and enjoy without ever having to think to much. It's not huge on plot, has plenty of style, and just like so many summer blockbusters, even comes complete with shameless product endorsements. Bree Olson and Dale DaBone each do a very nice job in the lead roles fucking as well as acting, and are joined by a talented cast. Eric Swiss and Danica Dillan are great as the bad guys, and every sex scene works well in the movie. The sex reminds me a lot of the sex scenes in golden age porn with the sex scenes mixing in both long and short scenes, and I loved how most of the girls seemed to want to eat the cum. Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man is a very fun porn feature that gave me everything I hoped for as well as a bit more while showing once again why Will Ryder is one of the masters of the porn parody.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for seven other Will Ryder releases. The photo gallery lasts about four and three quarter minutes with about give seconds per great looking still. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, a FSC Anti-piracy message, and the ability to replay the DVD intro.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about seventy minutes. You get a little of everything with this featurette. There's plenty of Will Ryder working with the cast and shooting the scenes, as well as some nice eye candy during the photo shoots. There's a little of the sex scenes being shot as well as a touch of warmup sex between Bree and Rocco. Bree takes every chance she gets to pimp her website, and there's some nice time chatting with each of the girls. Victoria comes off especially well in her interview, and Danica also comes off as being a lot of fun. This is a very nice addition to the overall DVD.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, oral, rimming (male > female), and swallowing

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many New Sensations DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with most stores offering them for under $20. As usual, the X-Play group gives you plenty of bang for your buck. The movie shows plenty of care and is well done as well as having plenty of hot sex. The technical aspects show some very nice care and there's some very good effort put into the behind the scenes featurette to help the extras. This is a very good package.

Note to X-Play / New Sensations: Thank you for putting such great care into your product!

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