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Studio: New Sensations
Category:  Comedy , Couples , Feature film
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bono-ONE's ratings for Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  2/25/2011
Welcome fans to a new Will Ryder parody and this time we are taking a look at a class 1970's show, actually two shows as we are bringing together the Six Million Dollar Man and the one and only Jaime Sommers aka The Bionic Woman! Now I'll state right up front I'm a huge fan of both shows so I had some expectations on what I'd want in a porn version and in that regard this show didn't quite meet the story aspect as they went pretty much for comedy and I don't see either show from the 70's as a comedy. Not that they didn't have a few laughs but for the most part it was a serious show and that element was missing here. But what this movie does have going for it is a good cast led by Bree Olson as well as Willy Ryder parody favorite Eric Swiss who is playing a villian in this movie. There is a story here but it's pretty light, something about Russians trying to infiltrate the OSI and Oscar wantss Jaime and Steve to use their talents-- both bionic and sexual to ferret out the Russkies. Another thing that was a bit of a miss for me here was Mike Horner playing Oscar pretty much for laughs, again I see the character as I saw him in the tv show, serious with moments of humor. But I don't want to bag on the movie to much, suffice to say the sex part was quite nice and I was let down a bit with the strong emphasis on the comedy rather than it being a bit more serious.

So let me delve a little more into the sex part since that is most likely what you're getting this for. Bree Olson appears in three scenes two of which feature her fucking while the other is the only action sadly we get between Steve and Jaime- a bj with some pussy play. Bree's first scene actually starts the movie with Rocco Reed and she's going at it pretty good when Oscar rings up and tells Jamie he's on the way with Steve and they have that Russian problem to discuss. The scene features Rocco and Bree fucking in a few positions but the time runs out before we get a pop so Rocco leaves. Steve and Oscar then come in and the talk turns to the problem and Oscar wanting the two of them to use their special talents to save the day. Bree gives some sexy dirty talk as she delivers a blowjob to Dale and this time we get a pop but since her date is coming over in mere minutes Jaime uses her bionic arm to whip that pop out to her face. The third scene closes the movie but let's hit the other scenes first.

The next sex scene involves Aubrey Adams who is one of the trainees Oscar wants Jaime and Steve to investigate so Steve uses his special bionic eye to put Aubrey under his spell but he actually doesn't fuck her instead letting the doctor played by Chad Diamond to do the deed- he was already giving Aubrey an examination so he was just allowed to play it out further. Some nice shots of Aubrey here including cowgirl and she takes a pretty good facial pop to close it. The story comes back into play as we catch up with Eric Swiss who is actually inside OSI headquarters with one of the trainees the Russians are using, this young lady is played by Danica Dillan- liked the accent she used and I liked it even more when she started taking care of Eric's cock- but alas she's not allowed to finish as he's called away- the OSI thinks he's one of the good guys so goes to show you how lax security is at this govt. facility. Turns out Eric and Danica had an audience-- Kim Kennedy. She's also one of the trainees for this program but she's actually one of us, the good guys, but she sees what Danica is willing to do in order to advance in the program so she's willing to do the same. There is more good dick sucking here courtesy of Kim and she receives a good pop to the mouth with cleanup after.

At this party we get the resumption of Kim and Eric's tryst after everyone else has gone outside to play croquet- Oscar has the bright idea of seeing how the various girls hold their sticks to determine their Russkie status. Well now that they are alone we get more nookie time for Eric and Kim and this time there is some fucking and this time Eric gets in some pusy licking and the two fuck until Eric is ready to pop, this time just outside her pussy on her lips. At this point we have Jack Lawrence coming back into the story and he's playing a cop but one on the take and also one who is willing to put a cap into Jaime and Steve- Eric Swiss wants them dead and Jack's willing to play but he expects to be paid too and handsomely or in this next scenes case with some pretty pussy courtesy of Danica Dillon. Jaime uses her bionic hearing to overhear Jack, Danica and even Eric discussing the plot-- gee these bad guys are stupid doing this right in front of her house, don't they know she's got bionic ears! But back to some action and we actually skip to Dale who is consumating another trainee, Victoria White who rattled off an impressive resume list earlier of her qualifications for being in the program. But Steve wasn't interested in that just using his bionic cock to bang her out in a few positions right there on Jaime's couch- she had left in pursuit of Jack and Danica. Dale saved up a good pop to coat her upper lip and tongue with. But he quickly rushes off to check on Jaime to make sure she's ok and good thing too.

The movie takes us to the park where Jack has parked the squard car and he's using the hood to taste some Russian pussy! Good open shot and Jack uses some fingers too. Danica might have been unwilling somewhat to start before he took her but once Jack started working on her pussy that all changed. Solid head from Danica here too but not long enough before Jack uses the hood again to bang it out. A facial pop closes this out but here the story takes a serious turn or at least as serious as this movie got when Eric surprises Jamie putting a gun to her head, guess her bionic hearing was caught up in hearing Jack's cock pounding Danica's pussy, lol. Steve, though, arrived just in time picking up a boulder and throwing it several hundred yards knocking the gun out of Eric's hand and knocking him out. But in the meantime Jack sped off in his car and Danica takes off and ooopss turns out she was bionic too, the Russians have one!! Jaime takes off in hot pursuit and there was some special effects here and I haven't mentioned yet but they do a super job on the bionic sound nearly capturing it to what was heard in the tv show.But we don't see Jamie catch Danica we just watch them run a bit and do one long jump each. It was strange we don't see Jaime catch her but we assume she did. The story then takes us to the OSI headquarters where everything is nearly tied up but one last item. Is Rocco Reed one of the Russians and the only way to find out is for Bree to fuck him again and check his cock closely for a tattoo. Well she gets close alright giving some nice head to Rocco who returns the favor. You will take note of a bit of a bush for Bree. Rocco then hits that pussy in a few positions but sadly no anal but we do get a very good pop for Bree to taste closing it out. And no tattoo so Rocco is one of the good guys, lol. The story wraps up with a typical Will Ryder finish. Steve, Oscar and Jaime sitting around and the last line is something about Oscar's cock and Bree's head falling into his lap as we freeze the shot.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans I have a mixed reaction to this one. The sex part was a knockout and while not super hard core we get some great shots in each scene and some pretty good facial pops for the girls. The part of the show that didn't work as much for me is the way they made it more of a comedy and I just don't see the Bionic Woman or the Six Million Dollar man as comedies. I grew up on those shows so I am biased in that regard. But if you ever had that Jaime Sommers/ Steve Austin fuck scene wish you get that fulfilled somehwat but if there is a sequel they have to actually fuck this time. I would think maybe bring in the Fembots too and let Jaime seduce one of them!The best extra here would be the Behind the Scenes so certainly take a look as Will and Scott definitely work their asses off doing these shows and if you're not as much of a fan of the shows as I am you might have more of a total enjoyment of this parody where for me my enjoyment came more from the sex rather than the story that went along with it.



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