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Studio: Adam & Eve
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Not Animal House XXX overall rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  2/13/2013
Will Ryder is the king of porn parodies and this time he presents a movie that is ripe for a parody, one of the best comedies of all-time, the college frat boy comedy Animal House. Will made one key change in this film, as he will explain in one of the extras. Instead of focusing on a couple of competing fraternities, he changes it to sororities, the better to feature hot babes! Asa Akira and Jessie Andrews are the big names in this one with a lot of newbies to get excited about. This is a huge cast and Will does a great job pulling the story together and keeping all the roles straight.

Callie Cypress

Asa Akira and Jessie Andrews are trying to pledge the Omegas and go to a party. They are placed with the other undesireables in a corner. They look over and see Callie giving Eric Stratton (Eric Swiss) a blowjob. Callie worships his cock and teases the head with her tongue. The pretty brunette works hard for the seed and strokes him off all over her hands. Callie is gorgeous and I only wish the action would have lasted a little longer. Mandy and Babs kick them out of their party so they head back to the Delta House for a wild party.

Cindy Starfall, Vicki Chase

Asa and Cindy arrive at the Delta House and se a lot of drinking, a lot of partying and various people having sex all over the place. Blutarski leads everyone out of the room and Cindy and Vicki are left behind to finish their sexual escapades with Chad Diamond and Jack Vegas. Vicki is getting eaten out with her legs high in the air while Cindy is giving a sloppy blowjob. The girls reverse sexual positions and Vicki deep throats some cock and kneads the balls. The girls get banged in al the standard porn positions with quick cuts between the two couplings. Both girls take a load on their faces and do some clean-up.

Britney Amber, Spencer Scott

Dean Wormer (Tom Byron) gives Niedermeyer (Anthony Rosano) permission to run roughshod over the Deltas. He abuses the girls a little bit and then Bluto goes on a recon mission. He spies the Omegas initiating the new pledges by paddling their sexy asses. After the spanking, Britney and Spencer retire to the bedroom to get to know each other. They strip in front of the window and Bluto falls off his ladder. The girls go down on each other and use toys. Britney and Spencer have similar looks but it is still a nice girl/girl scene. They give each other orgasms and embrace.

Katt Dylan, Zoey Foxx

Deanormer lays the law down to the Deltas. That doesn’t stop Zoey and Katt from getting busy with Eric John and Ralph Long. Katt gets eaten out be Eric while Zoey services Ralph. Zoey mostly pops the head in and out of her mouth. Katt gets boned in spoon and helps her friend blow Ralph. The girls get boned in all the standard positions and they get plastered with cum, especially Katt. They do some clean-up then plot how to get back at the Omegas.

Kaylee Hilton

Mandy is busy with Dean Wormer...she’s getting fucked from behind! Tom Byron, as the dean, takes a phone call and has Kaylee blow him. She spits all over his cock and sucks on his balls. Kaylee furiously sucks him off and looks him square in the eyes. Tom eats her out and enters her in mish. Kaylee rides him in cowgirl and then slips him in her ass. She also gets anally rammed in doggie spoon and reverse. Kaylee puts in a very good performance and takes a cum shower all over her face. Kaylee cleans him off.

Asa Akira, Jessie Andrews

The Deltas strategize and Blutarski gives his famous Pearl Harbor speech. They decide to have a toga party but first, Jessie and Asa have to participate in a dick sucking contest. Asa starts out by giving Eric John head and she gags herself on his dick with all the other pledges watching. Jessie joins in and follows Asa’s lead. Asa sucks his balls while Jessie is working over his shaft and then the girls switch off. They go back and forth on him with lots of spit and some deep throating. It gets even better when they blow him in POV fashion and then Asa strokes him off on their faces.

Jessie Andrews

At the toga party, an orgy breaks out but Jessie would rather have some alone time with Seth Gamble. They go upstairs to one of the bedrooms and start making out. Jessie passes out and Seth pulls out the paper that is stuffing her bra. Jessie says she was just faking being passed out to see what he would do which makes her want to fuck him even more. Seth goes down on her and rubs her clit. Jessie blows him and furiously bobs her head up and down on his shaft. She deep throats his cock and works out some thick stringers. Seth bangs her in doggie, mish, reverse and cowgirl. Jessie takes his load all over her tits but the first stream bounces off her chin.

Nikki Daniels, Taylor Russo

Blutarski leads the party out into the streets leaving Nikki and Taylor behind with 3 guys. 2 of them team up on Nikki, one in her mouth and one in her pusy while Taylor is getting some alone time. The girls get bucked hard as the camera tries to keep up with the action. Nikki has a fantastic ass which is showcased nicely in cowgirl. Taylor disappears halfway through the scene leaving Nikki to have two cocks spray her with cum. She does some celan-up and gets every drop out.

Asa Akira, Reagan Ross, Kaylee Hilton

Blutarski makes a pig of himself in the cafeteria and starts a food fight, causing the Deltas to get kicked off campus. However, the Deltas have an ace up their sleeve and that’s film of Dean Wormer having sex with a student. A couple of the girls also want to have sex be part of the bargain and the 3 girls pull Neidermeyer and Otter upstairs for some fun. Asa works over Anthony Rosano and Reagain works on Eric Swiss with Kaylee switching between the two. Asa and Anthony leave to be alone and Anthony goes down on her. Asa performs some more oral which I never get tired of. She gets her face fucked and spits all over his dick when she gags. Asa rides him in cowgirl before taking him in mish, doggie and spoon. Asa sucks his balls while Anthony cums all over her tits. This scene is interspersed with the threesome they left behind but this is mostly Asa’s show. Eric is banging Reagan in reverse when Kaylee pulls his cock out and strokes him off all over her pussy.

SPECIAL FEATURES

All on disk 2, they include 5 BTS features, totaling almost 3 hours, 2 bonus scenes (Annie Cruz from Beverly Hillbillies XXX and Madison Ivy from Rocky XXX), a 17-minute producer travelogue with Will Ryder and Scott David, 14-and-a-half minutes of bloopers, he making of the music, photo galleries (both standard and 3-D) and other sitcom trailers. The 2-disk set even comes complete with 2 pairs of 3-D glasses. Unfortunately, I don’t have a 3-D set.

SUMMARY

Another fine job by Will Ryder and Scott David. This was a massive project and they did a good job with it. They have a cast of 30 and a lot of hot babes are, unfortunately, only used as extras. You’ll get to know some of them in the BTS. The acting was decent with special props going out to Tom Byron as Dean Wormer, Anthony Rosano as Neidermeyer and Kaylee Hilton as Mandy. They had the roles down pat. The sex took a little bit of the backseat and some of the sex scenes were short but a few of them were very heated, namely Kaylee with Tom Byron, Asa and Jessie teaming up orally and Jessie and Asa’s romps, but that is to be expected. If you were a fan of the original, and I certainly am, you’ll want to check this one out. Some of the classic moments are reproduced and it goes further than the original did (duh!) Another good parody by Will and Scott.



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