True, the guy on the cover looks hot—and it was he who induced me to buy the DVD—and he is the best looking one in the film. But, alas, his still photos flatter him immensely. In the film he looks somewhat scruffy and has the beginning of a boil on his ass.
The story—if one can call it that—is as follows: two guys in Vancouver on the west coast telephone a guy in Montreal on the east coast and tell stories. I suppose that is intended to cover all of Canada, which makes the lack of attractive flesh even more of an insult toward our neighbor of the north. I know they didn’t support us in our latest military action, but this is inproportionate revenge.
The action follows the same pattern throughout. We see the guys clothed and kissing as they grab dicks though the clothing. Then we see them in jockey shorts when they chew on the cocks through the material. Then they suck dick. Then they fuck.
There is a bit kink in the first and last encounters. In the first, an unattractive Quebecois gets a few balls shoved up his ass. And in the final scene, the two lovers in Vancouver fuck themselves with a double-headed dildo. Other than that, it’s a total yawn.
This is definitely not up to this studio’s standards. In future I’ll stick with those Chi Chi directs.
If you want to see the kind of Canadians the country is noted for—hot studs in a cold environment—try Bjorn’s CALL OF THE WILD or MONTREAL MEN. And for the best in twinks, anything from Celestial Entertainment (i.e. Brigade). Vive le Canada!