Running Time: 90 minutes
Cast: Judy Starr, Monica Sweetheart, Nina, Lea, Molly Rome, Mark Wood, Catalina, Sweet Nicky, and Peter North
"Down on the Farm" features Judy Starr, a cute, very long-haired blonde, riding around on a horse. Peter guides her and her horse into the stable, where they (just Peter and Judy, not the horse) have a roll in the hay, literally. Both give each other oral pleasure then fuck in a couple positions before Peter squirts his famous face frosting on Judy.
"Customer Service" takes place inside what looks like a farm market, with Peter working. Nina, and sultry, long-haired blonde, is the first to stop by and tease Peter with her oral skills on a vegetable. This pair go at it in a produce bin, which draws the interest of the incredibly beautify Monica Sweetheart. There is some girl-girl action with a vibrator, and Monica looks dreamy sucking on Pete's big dong. Both tag-team his dick, before Nina is the first to take a ride on top (note, a condom is used for those who obsess over that). Monica is next to take Peter (no condom, surprisingly, why not keep it consistent?) first from behind then in a nice spoon-anal. Even more surprising, is that Nina licks Peter's prick as it slides in and out of Monica's butt. Scene ends with a disappointing pop-shot (by North standards).
"Threes Company" starts with curly, blond-haired Lea and Mark outside by a pool, but they come indoors to join the juvenile looking blonde, Molly. There were too many dark shadows and the poor lighting simply made the bland sex even more unexciting. Lea does a brief anal and Molly gets a squirt of cum in her eye, not much else happens.
"Helping Hands" has Latino sweetheart Catalina on a couch being helped out by Peter. This scene was a major disappointment for me, for numerous reasons. First, Catalina can deep throat but didn't from what I remember. Second, no anal, another thing Catalina is known for. The scene ends with a sub-par money-shot. Combine that with typical scene setup, filming and sex to get a yawn.
The final scene features Peter North and Sweet Nicky about the motorboat "Sweet Nicky" (it might also be the scene name). Nicky is a full-figured blonde, and looks like one of the more manly-looking chicks from American Gladiators (Zap?). Although shot outdoors, the natural lighting is not enough and left some action in the shadows. More of the same, really. Oral, vaginal-penetration, anal, cum on chin and chest.
Video and audio quality: above average, background music too loud on all
Extras: nothing out of the ordinary
Most of North Pole 22 is average sex at best, shot as most of them are, without any hint of creativity or room for individual performances. The first two scenes are good but everything is typical after that. "Hardcore" fanatics will be frustrated by this volume, rental by those individuals is not recommended.
Rating: two and a half out of five stars (average)