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No Cum Dodging Allowed 9

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Overall Rating 3.5 stars
No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 Sex rating 3.5 stars
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Extras No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by Jeepers  on  12/22/2008
No cum dodging allowed 9

Themes: one girl, multiple guys; blow jobs, vag & anal sex, dp's, swallowing.

Watching girls swallow cum - ah, simple pleasures! A Good Source of Iron might have ended, but swallowing fans still have No Cum Dodging Allowed. Maybe it is my imagination, but as the series has progressed, the number of loads each girl swallows seems to have crept up - from three to four to five to six. And Mike John achieves something Brandon Iron rarely did: he gets some well-known names to do it, rather than the (mostly) unknowns in Good Source of Iron. No offence to the GSOI cast - you did a great job, girls.

Mike John's scenes are more varied than in some other swallowing vids. Other vids are strictly oral. This means a girl surrounded by half a dozen pricks which she blows until they shoot. It gets a bit claustrophobic, somehow. But Mike John's girls gets fucked first and in a variety of positions. Only then do the cum-shots start.

Five girls take the spunk in this film, all good looking and very tasty. I prefer the Tatiana scene but for sheer tits and ass, V.V. has 'em beat. The scenes mostly happen indoors but Tatiana's is poolside. They last between 40 and 50 mins each. Some of the dialogue, for what it's worth, is very quiet so turn the sound up. In the main blow-bang and swallowing scenes, the girls take five guys each although I am pretty sure Allie Foster gets six.

Dana DeArmond is good looking but her lank, black hair lets her down. She beckons us in, using hushed tones. "I'm busy" she whispers; actually, she's blowing a guy in the porch. After he cums, in her mouth she strips fully and flashes ass in the corridor. Then she looks around for a cocktail glass and finds five guys to cum in it. After multiple blowing, the sperm begins to flow and she swallows the loaded glass full. DD then crawls, naked, into an adjoining room for some sucking, fucking, a long d.p. and two further mouthfuls. But we are not finished yet: she takes yet another man in a POV scene and swallows his juice as well. Not bad. 3.5/5

Allie Foster is a great girl with nice eyes – and, Oh, those tits! They are natural as well. She jiggles them about for us to see.
To get warmed up, she starts with a single man. We see her suck POV-style, and then, as he fucks her, she strips off, bit by bit. After that we are into tit-fucking - it is inevitable with a pair like hers. In the next scene we see Allie, re-dressed in a little stripey number, descending the stairs straight into the clutches of six men – all of them, I bet, with their balls full to bursting. They are an interracial mix, in case that interests you. (I think Mike John uses this mixture in every scene.) After fifteen minutes of cock-sucking and tit-fucking all six unload in her mouth and she swallows it to loud applause. 3.5/5

Velicity Von comes across as really cool. She is poised, refined, glacial. Talk about 'hauteur'! But on a flesh and blood level, it is always enjoyable to see a babe like that being screwed. What gets you going first is her adorable rump. She teases, spreads her legs and then takes on two guys, one black,one white. They enjoy her every way – doggy, reverse cowgirl, spoon, ass-fuck, then they take turns fucking her, (one of them is Sean Michaels by the way), This mini-scene lasts half an hour. After that we get the main course: five guys fucking Velicity's mouth and tits (and there is ample tit to fuck) until we see the liquid mouthful we have all been waiting for. A hot scene and the end of disc 1. 4/5

Disc 2 starts with Tatiana Kush. Yes,it sounds Russian but she
is an Oregon girl, I believe. Tatiana does not spend time with
an introductory fuck; instead, she goes straight into the main
event - on the patio, stripping,, sucking and swallowing five guys' loads. No messing. Only after that does she gets her holes filled. Two guys come along and explore her thoroughly: Sean Michaels, complete with his straw hat, and a white guy. They d.p. her in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Sean goes in right up to the balls.
I liked this scene – the fucking, the swallowing, the lot. 4/5

I have seen Adrianna Nicole's cheerful, toothy grin before. She has a big mouth, (and I mean that in the nicest way); it's just right for this film! She sashays down the stairs in a white bikini, but it doesn't stay on for long. She peels it over her ass and lifts her tits out. We notice an outsize tattoo on her right thigh and hip. Two marauding men come down the stairs after her, obviously in search of a fuck. They go to work on her, using mouth, pussy and then the ass. There is a bit of spanking and they hold her by the throat. I am not sure about that bit. Then they do a sort of sideways d.p. - it's ingenious; then double anal, then cumming, and then 'down the hatch' it goes. (Is that phrase copyright?) After that intro. a five-man blowbang begins. Unusually, Adrianna swallows the first load on its own but lets the others build up first. 3.5/5

All told this is a pretty good film. The admixture of sex with the swallowing works well and adds a bit of variety to the overall. On top of the five scenes we get a thirty minute BTS – some sex, posing and general fooling about with the cameraman. There is a slide show, six trailers (they are pretty hot themselves) and also, de rigueur in a film like this, a 'cumshot recap'. Maybe Mike John could vary the set up more: you know, a whore used in a gang bang, stripper at a bachelor party, perhaps some black girls, etc. Think about it.

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