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No Cum Dodging Allowed 9

No Cum Dodging Allowed 9

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category:  Cumshots , Gonzo
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bono-ONE's ratings for No Cum Dodging Allowed 9:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 Sex rating 4.5 stars
Plot/Acting No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  7/19/2008
Welcome to a series that has a pretty high place I think in the gonzo realm. Mike John started this series a few years ago with the sizzling Mercedes and we've all taken a ride since then with just some excellent blowbangs coupled with lots and lots of fucking all culminating with wide open mouths filled with that special cocktail sauce!! There are more great hotties here to appreciate from Dana DeArmond to Allie Foster to Velicity Von to Adriana Nicole-- what a group there and we have a couple more so sit back, grab your cock and let's get ready to rumble!!

Dana DeArmond:

We open with Mike giving us the lowdown on the first scene, he glimpses in the window to see Dana already hard at it sucking cock-- she's so eager!! Mike enters silently and we keep the proceedings going smoothly, needless to say Dana knows how to work the stick. No trouble deep throating and you have some very good no hands sucking/face fucking worked in, gagging of course in the process and ball licking-- so she does it all! This is definitely a warmup as she only does the one schlong, takes his load and now she's ready for the main event.

We follow along behind Dana as she heads down the hallway-- bare ass greeting us with a smile, she pauses so Mike can go floor level for a coochie shot and more enticing ass shots follow-- the man knows his shit shooting up close and POV shots. Dana reaches into a cabinet in the kitchen for a martini glass-- gee what can go in there I wonder! Enter the mope squad and Dana seemlessly adds in their dicks with Mike presenting excellent coverage upclose and pulled back. Lots of superd head here even some upside down face fucking too. No sex this time, but the glass is filled and Dana lets it slide down the gullet presented beautifully by Mike's camera. I think Dana needs just a little more DNA so she crawls into a room for more action. A couple eager cocksmen await and are soon pounding those holes as Dana engages in more stimulating oral above. The men work in a couple good dps too before unloading to Miss DeArmond's mouth. To say she got the ball rolling would be putting it mildly, very nice work Dana.

Allie Foster:

We have another fine looking young lady here in Miss Allie Foster who along with a pretty face has two assets I think a lot of you out there just love-- big huge natural titties!!! Mike starts this scene a little differently keeping Allie all to himself and really who can blame him, she's fantastically hot, jiggling those juggs for Mr. John who I'm sure is already hard. The boobies are brought out and caressed, they are just a perfect size too, leaning back Allie lets them fall to the side as Mike moves in for a closer look-- on her coochie too which is nicely laid bare when Allie works the panties off. Mike then lies down as Allie takes over doing some excellent POV head and I know it's a tough job shooting this type scene but I think the feeling Mike is experiencing as I'm watching makes it all worth it!!!Sexy young work worshipping your manhood, titties out, pretty eyes, gorgeous face, hair falling neatly on either side-- lots to like here and she makes it even better slipping the schlong between those melons. Mike couldn't resist pounding that pussy too and in mish you get excellent boobage as they bounce up and down with each thrust. Going to doggie you see a good looking butt with an asshole ripe for the plucking-- maybe Mike can help out there too in a future scene!! The coup de grace follows with Allie riding him cowgirl but in POV it appears like reverse would so more bouncing sweater puppies finally ending with a jizz shot to a wide open mouth, bravo Mike, now unleash the mopes!

Allie starts this portion sitting comfortably on the carpet, pussy spread wide, titties covered for the first part but quickly taken out once she hits downstairs where the men are waiting. Hands across America, try hands across Allie Foster's tits-- both pretty wide!! We get to experience a fine blowbang with young Allie and I can't get enough of those melons and Mike must be reading my mind as we get excellent boobage here, titty fucking included too. She gets a bigger glass for her men to fill and they do alright, it's not even half full so can't use that argument, lol. Still Allie plays a bit licking at it before letting the cumcocktion slide down her throat pausing to show it off first. Nice going Allie and after two good blowbang type scenes for Mike there is only one thing left to do and that's see if her backdoor is ready to be opened!!

Velicity Von:

The first disc closes out with this awesome bodacious beauty who's recently returned to the biz doing some work here and there but when you see Velicity it means big tits, bubbly personality and a definite appetite for fucking! Mike shows off her feet and legs for a bit as we open the scene, making you wonder who this is, then he slides slowly up that frame, pausing at her big ass-- wrapped nicely in a bluejean pair of shorts frayed on the bottoms, complete the outfit with a grey top barely containing those juggs-- they are ready to burst through at any second I think, she only has to arch forward to rip it open almost, lol. Mike just appreciates this beauty having a few words as they walk around the spacious living room. Velicity starts to work it too shaking/ fondling her boobs through the top and Mike takes it all in like a true perve. Miss Von works those juggs out and yeah more shaking ensues but also a little nipple licking too which pleased me to no end, the ass already laid bare-- all very good developments. Having a seat on a long yellow couch so long it makes an L turn-- cocks arrive and Velicity knows what to do, fantastic head here along with continued boobage and pussy coverage. This scene also features some pipe laying from the fellas, anal as well and we soon get loads deposited in her waiting mouth.

Not done yet, nope not satisfied Velicity calls for more cum!! The mopes are more than willing to oblige and with an eager smile she devours their schlongs, titties swaying with each head bob, gagging too. The guys work in some titty fucking too along the way and no glass this time, just open mouth meet cum! Waiting for all the men to pop too before she swallows like a good slut!! Straight forward approach with excellent results here. Well a solid effort by all three women here and now it's on to disc two for more of the same!!

Tatiana Kush:

We're outside to open the second disc, catching up with the lovely Tatiana who has a few words with Mike as the young morning wakes up. Pool shimmering behind Mike takes a step back to show off this beauty who helps lifting up her skirt to reveal the bush- no panties, then she lets the boobies out and those are nice too, tweeking the puffy nipples, I think she's ready for cock! With all of porn valley laid out before her she lets us go floor level for more pussy appreciation, I definitely think she needs cock-- the mopes aren't waiting either filtering out from the house behind, Tatiana goes over and has a seat letting the men surround her, hands going all over her body, cocks come out and Miss Kush dives in. We eventually get this girl fully naked and on the ground-- in the traditional cock circle though I guess it's more like an upside down U, lol with Mike holding the camera in front. The man leave their DNA and she lets it build up too before downing it.

Of course with this series that first volley is never enough so Tatiana goes for more, but we keep the numbers down this time, just Steven French and Sean Michaels. The men kiss her a bit-- I hope she wiped off all that excess cum spillage, lol. The men certainly relish the beauty before them and Tatiana keeps up her excellent oral work taking on both cocks doing the classic kneel down in between the men shot. The guys then take turns fucking this hottie vaginally before working in anal with a dp to boot, cowgirl twice then a good looking reverse dp with flopping boobies! The men saved up pretty good loads and I was pleasantly surprised to see Sean spraying out so much, who couldn't help but bust a big nut to this girl after fucking her.

Adriana Nicole:

This final scene opens with the blond lovely making her way down the stairs, hair combed neatly down the sides, white outfit with a strong emphasis on show off both her ass and tits. Mike gets right in there to appreciate this hottie and Adriana is more than happy to show off, turning around, pulling the bottoms down to let her ass shine, I think her asshole was talking to us! Moving to the front she works out just a gorgeous pair of natural breasts, just perfect too in size and shape. Adriana does a nice job showing them off even licking them which again sends me to happy land!! A little more ass appreciation is given before it's time to fuck this woman. Two cocks appear and one goes in the pussy while the other is engulfed by the eager Miss Nicole's mouth-- after the guy takes his clothes off, dude you gotta be prepared, hehe. The men switch it up and of course they tap that ass more than once including some dp work. Adriana makes it look so good, not even like it's work, titties bouncing beautifully as her ass is pulverized!! Cum time and the guys deliver giving our lady plenty of sweet manjuice to swallow.

Not done by a long shot, she wants more and with a beaming smile she beckons in the mopes and they just swarm her like bees to honey. Those mesmerizing boobs still looking delicious we get Adriana working those dicks like an expert maestro, squeezing the balls too, she wants as much cum as they can give her. She's a bit wet too in her bj and with so many dicks to pleasure that looked good. The boys slip in between those melons too at one point and the ball play too from Adriana was so good here, she really wants that cum. The men don't disappoint, good aims and solid loads give a just reward to our lady for an excellent days work.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

To say the man knows his shit is stating the obvious but Mike has put together another solid volume here led off with Dana DeArmond and each successive girl did her part to keep the momentum going from Allie Foster's amazing natural tits and pretty face to Velicity's welcome return doing anal on top of her excellent oral skillz. On to disc two where Tatiana and Adriana only add to the excellence both doing great oral blowbangs along with taking dick in both holes. Now for extras we have a nice assortment-- cast list, trailers, popshot repeats, and yeah the BTS and I never fail to check this out on a Mike John disc, nearly 30 minutes of exta footage, more boobs, more smiling hotties so yeah check it out! A definite purchase here.

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