240 min. (124 min. on DVD 1 and 116 min. on DVD 2)
4 / 20 / 2013
Tim Von Swine
Alana Raines, Cameron Canada, Sarah Shevon, and Veruca James
D Snoop, Hooks, Ike Diezel, Mark Zane, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Tim Von Swine, and Tony Martinez
Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and although there's a couple minor background noises they're extremely minor. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. It's well lit and clear with a very solid hand on the camera.
No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 keeps a pretty simple formula. Each girl turns out two scenes, one of which is normally a blowbang. At the end of each of her scenes, she makes sure that no cum is wasted and swallows down each and every load.
Scene 1A – Veruca James, Ike Diezel, and Mark Zane
Raven tressed Veruca starts out in a purple bikini sitting by the pool at the Chateau and talking with Tim about how excited she is to eat plenty of cum and to get both a DP and a blowbang. Swine calls the guys out of the bushes and Ike and Mark run out to help check her out. They move to an ottoman where Veruca eagerly sucks Mark while Ike eats her from behind. The guys trade places so Ike can get his knob gobbled as Mark fucks her doggie style, and then move inside where she continues to take a cock at each end missionary and doggie style. Mark mixes things up a bit giving Veruca a midair cowgirl ride, and she goes right back to taking a dick in her mouth and one in her pussy as he settles back into a chair. They keep things going with a dick at each end fucking her ass doggie style, and Veruca even takes some nice ass to mouth when the guys trade places. Soon after the guys are DPing her in each of the cowgirls and letting her suck them a bit more. They go back to giving Veruca one cock at a time, and let her have two solid facials that she happily swallows down.
Scene 1B – Veruca James, Ike Diezel, Mark Zane, Scott Lyons, and Tony Martinez
The guys escort Veruca to a couch, and moments later Scott and Tony arrive to have her suck and stroke her way between them. Ike and Mark return soon after to let her suck and stroke her way between all four cocks. Veruca happily works them over with her hands and mouth and takes load after load in her mouth, gargling and playing with them, as well as swallowing them down with a great smile and laugh.
Scene 2A – Sarah Shevon and Tim Von Swine
Smoking hot brunette Sarah shows off for Tim while wearing a little red dress and chats a bit about their history. Tim settles back in a chair and lets Sarah crawl over to pleasure him orally including eating his asshole, and makes sure to give him plenty of great smiles and eye contact. She moves back to the ottoman and lets Tim fuck her doggie style with a little more cocksucking mixed in before he taps her ass from behind. Sarah eagerly sucks his cock clean of her ass juices before they move to a couch where she sucks him a bit more and gets up to anally ride him cowgirl style. Sarah continues to suck her ass juices from Tim's cock as they move on fucking her ass in reverse cowgirl and spooning. Sarah happily takes the pig sauce in her mouth and swallows it down happily before Tim tells her she can't leave as he has a few friends who are looking forward to having more fun with her.
Scene 2B – Sarah Shevon, D. Snoop, Hooks, Mark Zane, and Tony Martinez
Sarah heads into the next room and is more than pleased to see the guys waiting for her. She lays back for Mark to eat her pussy as the others suck and check out her tits. Sarah drops down to suck and stroke her way between the four cocks and even lays back so they can take turns teabagging her. Naturally Sarah takes load after load in her mouth and shows it off for Swine and his camera. When she finally gets all four loads in her mouth she happily swallows it down and laughs with Swine as they chat about it.
Scene 3A – Alana Rains, D. Snoop, and Steven French Scene
Cute leggy dirty blonde Alana starts out chatting with Swine as she sits on a stool in the back yard wearing a pair of short pink jean shorts with a sleeveless top. They chat about cum and anal as she shows off and plays with her nicely natural tits. Alana and Swine head into the house where he introduces her to Snoop and Steven, and as Snoop quickly moves down to check out her shoes and feet Steven sucks her tits and kisses her. Steven moves down to eat her bald pussy and asshole as she strokes and sucks Snoop. Snoop moves down to eat her pussy and fuck it missionary style, and then moves up to let her suck his cock again as Steven drops back down for a bit of missionary work on each of Alana's holes. They also take turns fucking her face and ass doggie style before Alana moves forward to ride Steven cowgirl style with Snoop joining in soon after to DP her with some nice hair pulling mixed in. Snoop also takes a turn on the bottom as they DP her cowgirl style with Steven slapping her face as he and Alana exchange some great trash talk. Snoop lays back for Alana to impale her ass on his black cock reverse cowgirl style, and it doesn't take long for Steven to join back in to give her another DP. Alana drops down to suck and stroke her way between the guys, but doesn't let things end there and instead heads back to the couch for Snoop to spoon her pussy and fuck it doggie style while she eats Steven's meat. Alana drops down to take a very impressive load from Snoop in her mouth and plays with it before swallowing it down, and then heads back to the couch for Steven to fuck her missionary style. She takes a second impressive load in her mouth from Steven, and makes sure to suck every last drop out of his cock as well as cleaning up the slop from her face so that no cum is wasted as she plays with it and swallows it down with a fantastic naughty look in her eye.
Scene 3B – Alana Rains and Tim Von Swine
Alana chats with Swine for a moment and lets him check her out before getting on all fours and letting him go directly to tapping her tushy with a little ass to mouth action mixed in. She also shows off a nice gape before getting on top for a traditional pussy cowgirl ride. Alana gets up and turns around to go back to the anal reverse cowgirl style, and then hops off again to give Swine some solid sucking and stroking. She moves back on top for an anal cowgirl ride and spins around for a bit of sidesaddle buttfucking as well. Finally Alana drops down for solid helping of pig sauce in her mouth that she happily swallows down before sharing a few last words with Swine.
Scene 4A – Cameron Canada, D. Snoop, Hooks, and Mark Zane
Inked blonde Cameron starts out in a little black lingerie and stockings sitting back in a chair by the pool as the guys mess around behind her. Swine chats with her a bit before calling the guys over, who compare her ass to the soccer ball they were playing with and then check out her nicely natural tits as she flashes a great smile. They check her out a bit more before heading inside where Mark drops down to eat Cameron's box as she gropes, strokes, and sucks Hooks and Snoop. Cameron drops to her knees so she can suck Mark too and then gets on all fours so the guys can fuck her ass crack and play with her from behind. The guys continue to make their way around her taking turns admiring her ass as Cameron sucks them moving around on all fours and back on her knees. Cameron takes Mark's nut in and around her face first, and swallows it down before going back to stroking the brothers. Hooks milks his load into her very pleased mouth, and she takes it with a smile as well as holding it in her mouth as long as she can while she strokes Snoop into and around her mouth. Cameron plays with the cum a bit before swallowing it down with a great naughty smile on her face as well as in her eyes. Hooks doesn't let it end there, but comes back in to let Cameron have a little more cum to eat as Swine lets her know that she was supposed to have four guys to suck off instead of just three.
Scene 4B – Cameron Canada and Tim Von Swine
Swine lets Cameron clean up before she returns on all fours wearing only her black stockings presenting herself to him on an ottoman. She lets him grope his way around her and finger her holes as well as giving her a small metal buttplug. Swiney keeps the plug in Cameron's ass as he fucks her pussy doggie style before pulling it out and fucking her ass. He lets Cameron suck him clean of her ass juices and plays with her ass a bit more as he fucks her pussy doggie style. Swine moves over to a chair so Cameron can suck his cock while giving him plenty of great eyes. She gets on top and rides Tim to a great orgasm or two in the traditional cowgirl before having him switch holes and riding him in each of the cowgirls. Tim also spoons Cameron's shitpussy before sending a solid stream of pig sauce into her eager mouth for her to play with and swallow down. Afterwards they chat a little as Cameron continues to show off a killer smile.
No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 is yet another winner from Tim Von Swine. It's no secret that Tim Von Swine is the master of blowbangs and he continues to show it here, as well as capturing plenty of other passionate sex. I'll admit to being a little disappointed that Alana didn't get a blowbang and that Cameron only had to suck her way between three guys, but that's a very minor complaint as each and every scene here is solid. Veruca James shows once again that she's a performer that deserves a heck of a lot more attention than she ever seems to get, and continues to show plenty of personality as she eagerly gives up all three of her holes and swallows down all the seed she can. Sarah Shevon always seems to deliver, but she also seems to always have a little something extra when it comes to shooting with Swine. She turns out another wonderful pair of scenes here sucking cock and giving up her holes. Alana breaks things away from the sex followed by a blowbang pattern, and turns out a very solid DP scene before Swine has his fun with her in POV. I haven't seen much of Alana before, but if she's going to turn out scenes like this regularly, I think a lot of people are going to be taking notice of her. Finally there's Cameron Canada, who's a bit hit or miss for me as excessive ink is always a pretty big turnoff for me. Thankfully her stockings hid her thigh ink for me, and she turns out a very solid blowbang as well as giving up the ass very well as Swine takes her POV style. I know some people might want to turn their nose up or pass by a release like this as it's not an A-list collection of talent, but the cast here definitely does an A-list job fucking, sucking, and eating cum. There's a great fun feeling around the entire movie and plenty of chemistry in each scene. No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 is a darn hot release that once again shows that Tim Von Swine deserves a lot more attention for his work than he ever seems to get.
There are no extras on the first DVD with the exception of a list of what one can find on the second DVD. Trailers are included for six other Tim Von Swine masterpieces. The photo gallery lasts about four minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, cumshot recaps, a cast listing by scene, and commercials.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts forty five minutes and starts with Sarah and Tim chatting. They move on with a bit of footage of them spooning as well as Sarah working herself over with her fingers. Tim and Sarah chat about the blowbang plans before they have a little fun chatting with the guys and shooting the scene. Tim introduces Cameron before shooting a few stills, and they chat a bit as they shoot the stills. There's a little cut sex footage before they share a few laughs over Tony Martinez and shoot the blowbang. Swine gives a little talk about beer and shares some with Veruca before they shoot stills and chat about cum, give a few very true words towards reviewers, and talk about being stand-up pornographers. There's a little more fun and chatting as they shoot the blowbang with Veruca and the guys, and she even works in a little extra sex. Alana poses for stills and chats with the guys a bit, and of course works in a little extra sex as well as a few words with Swine. As usual with Tim Von Swine behind the camera, this is a great behind the scenes featurette. You get plenty of personality from Tim and the girls, as well as the guys that really makes this a great featurette. You also get a little extra eye candy and an all around good feeling about the shoots. This is a great addition to the overall release.
If you want anal, blowbangs, and cum swallowing, this is a must buy release.
Note to Tim Von Swine / Mike John Productions / Jules Jordan Video:
Thank you for putting out such a consistently solid product!
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