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No Cum Dodging Allowed 13

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category:  Anal , Cumshots , Gonzo
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Overall Rating 4.5 stars
No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 Female looks rating 5 stars
Male Looks No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 Sex rating 4.5 stars
Plot/Acting No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 DVD Extras rating 5 stars
Audio/Video Quality No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  10/9/2013

Tim Von Swine directs this 2-disk DVD which features anal, DP’s and lots and lots of cum swallowing. Each girl puts in two performances and their total screen time is about an hour each. He has an outstanding cast including Veruca James, Sarah Shevon, Cameron Canada and Alaina Raines. I don’t know the last girl, but after witnessing lot of Von Swine’s efforts over the years, I have every confidence that he has found a good one!

Veruca James

Veruca is sitting on a stool outside by the pool. She’s wearing a sexy bikini and Tim creeps up on her checking out her body. Veruca says she is going to be eating a lot of loads of cum and she’s excited. From witnessing her in a few scenes, that is totally believable! She pulls out her tis while she converses with Tim and it’s so nice to see someone so comfortable in their own skin. Ike Diezel and Mark Zane come in from the bushes and start feeling her up. Veruca heads towards an ottoman conveniently laying in the backyard. She blows Mark while Ike eats her out from behind. Veruca easily deep throats his dick and then the boys reverse positions. More deep throating and Veruca coats him with her saliva. I love the way this girl sucks dick! They move inside and Veruca kicks off her heels, almost taking out a light in the process! LOL. She gets her face fucked while Mark pounds her in mish. She also gets pounded in doggie and cowgirl. Veruca gives up her ass in doggie and works over the other dick in a no-hand blowjob. The boys DP her in the standard cowgirl and DP. Veruca is in heaven with two cocks filling her up and Ike ends up fucking her booty in mish. Her toes curl (and she has very nice feet, btw) and she begs for his cum. The boys unload on her face and in her mouth and she gobbles up every drop.

She’s not done yet and 2 more mopes come out to meet her. Veruca pounces on the dicks and buries her face all the way down on the pricks. She gets her mouth fucked and coats their meat with her spit. Two more guys come out and Veruca can’t get enough! She has her hair up in this scene the better to see her working over four dicks at once! She does some great gagging and makes sure the guys are having fun. (How could they not?!?!?) Veruca does some ball sucking and even has a new trick in her arsenal in which she spits on the balls, catches the stringer in her mouth and leaves a spit trail along the underside of the shaft. Very sexy! I’ve never seen anyone have this much fun in a blowbang before! Veruca just loves it! She deep throats every cock and is so proud of her accomplishments! The guys nut one-by-one in her mouth and Veruca keeps it in her mouth so she can swallow four loads at once. She gargles with it and shows it off and I think everyone can agree that Veruca is fucking amazing!!!

Sarah Shevon

Sarah enters the room in an eye popping red dress!!! It’s loose fitting with her breasts practically popping out and short enough that it shows off her ass. Sarah is an amazing looking woman! Sarah is all giggly and she is ready for anal today! Tim plays with her pussy and has her get on all fours. Sarah crawl over to Tim and takes him down her throat. She deep throats his dick and gags on his meat. Sarah knows how to give a POV blowjob and constantly looks at the camera. She sucks on his balls and works out some stringers. She gives him a rim job and I don’t think there’s much this babe wouldn’t do. Tim bangs her pussy in doggie and Sarah giggles and loves it. He also takes her ass in that position and Sarah does some ATM and deep throats the piglet! He also fucks her holes in cowgirl, reverse and spoon. Tim fires his load into her mouth as Sarah stares up at the camera with her pretty green eyes. She shows it off and swallows the load.

Sarah walks into the next room where four mopes are waiting for her. She says to one, “I’ve sucked your cock before! Don’t you remember me?” LOL, only in porn. Mark Zane eats her out while the other boys kiss her and grope her. Sarah gets on her knees and gags on the dicks while stroking two others at the same time. Sarah gets her upper body covered in her spit then hangs her head off the couch for some teabagging action. Sarah is a dynamo with the four pieces of meat in front of her and she waits for all the guys to make their deposits. One unloads and she shows it off; then the second one drains his balls in her mouth and Sarah keeps it on her tongue. The third guy then cums in her mouth and the fourth one follows suit. She shows it once more then gulps it down. Another exceptional job by Sarah!

Alaina Raines

Alaina is sitting on a stool in Tim’s backyard. The blonde has sun glasses on and is dressed conservatively so I can’t judge the package yet. She has nice long legs but then she undoes the zipper on her top and has a pretty nice rack! Then she shows the ass. OK, I’m sold!! Very nice total package! She walks inside with Tim trailing behind and meets Steven French and D. Snoop. Steven eats her out while she gags herself on Snoop’s bone. Then the boys reverse positions and the 18-year old seems to be an expert cocksucker. She gives up her ass in mish and the cocks slide easily in and out. She also keeps her mouth occupied during the action and does some deep throating and works out some stringers. Alaina is fucking awesome!! She gets DP’d in cowgirl and mish and does some intense ATM. She talks dirty and demand that they fuck her harder. She takes a thick load from Snoop on her tongue, shows it off and swallows it, then takes a huge load from Steven and does the same. Damn, girl!

You didn’t think Tim was going to let her leave the Chateau without tapping that, did you? He slides his dick into her ass and bangs her in doggie then lets Alaina do some ATM. He then fucks her pussy in the same position. Back into her ass for some gaping and then Alaina takes a ride in cowgirl and reverse. Alaina goes down on him again and this time even sucks his balls! They finish up in side saddle and this young girl just can’t get enough! Tim drips his pig sauce into her mouth and ALaina plays with it before downing it. The scene is over and Tim is talking about the scene and Alaina is still cleaning him off! She’s rubbing his shaft and licking the tip and gets everything out of him and more! Fuck! I want to see more of this babe!!!

Cameron Canada

Cameron is out by the pool in a black bra, lacy panties and dark fishnets. The blonde beauty has her legs already spread open and is ready to swallow some cum. The mopes come in and squeeze her ass and have her take off her bra. After they oil her up, they take her inside and she gets eaten out while stroking two dicks. She only has 3 men to please today because one of them failed to show up. She starts working over the cocks as they form a circle around her. Cameron does some deep throating and spits all over the meat. Cameron does a great job and you can tell that she loves sucking cock. She continues to gag herself, working out stringers until it’s time for the pops. She takes a huge load in her mouth, almost gags on it, then plays with it and gulps it down. She takes the 2nd and 3rd loads as a combo meal. That sexy bitch loves her cum!

It’s time for Von Swine to get his nut on again and he starts out by oiling up Cameron’s booty. Tim bangs her pussy in doggie while she has a silver butt plug inserted. He replaces the toy with his own plug and fills her ass. Cameron cleans him off and spits all over his meat then Time fills her holes again in doggie. Cameron gives him a no-hands blowjob and coats his dick with her spit. She blows some spit bubbles and has saliva hanging off her chin. Tim finishes her off in cowgirl, reverse and spoon. Cameron is so sexy and her facial expressions are awesome. Tim fills her mouth with his jizz and Cameron takes it all in. She shows it off and swallows it down.


40 minutes of BTS footage, a cumshot recap, photo galleries, cast lists and a couple trailers. I gave the Extras 5 stars above but you'll have to watch it to find out why.


DAMN! This was one hot collection. This set got off to a volcanic start with the incredible Veruca James and didn’t slow down until the last drop of cum was swallowed. Veruca has had quite a year and I fully expect her to get nominated for more than a few awards when they are announced next month. Sarah Shevon is a very underrated performer. She is so very sexy and the red dress she wears to start things off is incredible. She loves sex and it shows in her performance. Alaina Raines was up next and this 18-year old left me speechless. She is an incredible performer for being so young and matched the intensity of the other girls on this disk. Cameron Canada wrapped things up and I have yet to see her give a bad performance. She is hotter than an August day in St. Louis and has the intensity of Ray Lewis before a Super Bowl. Just an all-around good feature by Von Swine and this one should be on your “Must Buy” list!



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