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No Cum Dodging Allowed 13

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category:  Anal , Cumshots , Gonzo
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Overall Rating 4.5 stars
No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 Sex rating 4.5 stars
Plot/Acting No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/25/2013
Welcome fans to a new installment of a classic porn series, No Cum Dodging Allowed. Back in the early 2000's Mike John helped to really popularize the whole swallowing genre and with this series helped cement forever it's appeal to gonzo fans. Some of porns best over the last decade have made appearances in this series and we have a new cast of girls looking to make their marks with this one. It is spread over two discs featuring blow jobs, fucking, anal, double penetration and oh yeah girls swallowing all the loads!! On to some highlights.

Veruca James:

The first performer up is no stranger to the Beer Chateau and Veruca greets us outside near the pool where she enjoys a few words with Mr. Swine while he lets the camera take in her bod. You also have a couple of perves over in the bushes doing who knows what until they are called in. The fellas waste no time in removing Veruca's bottoms and getting in a little ass licking while she busies herself taking in that first cock. This outdoors action doesn't last two long before everyone heads inside to ratchet up the fucking. More head from Veruca while the boys trade off fucking her pussy and eventually they tap that ass too including double penetration. You enjoy both versions in cowgirl and reverse and the picture couldn't have been any clearer. After close to 30 minutes the first two loads are dropped neatly on her tongue with Veruca doing her job making them disappear! But wait, she's not done as anyone who has watched this series knows. A fresh set of studs comes in to offer up their hard cocks with a greedy Veruca swallowing each up with zeal. No fucking per se beyond the blow jobs here but what a way to cap off the first scene as Veruca works those loads out and into her mouth one after the other taking them all before swallowing, good girl!!!

Sarah Shevon:

Our next girl is also no stranger to the Beer Chateau and you know Von Swine was happy to welcome Sarah back for more carnal festivities. The scene begins inside the chateau with Swine and Sarah falling right into a comfortable banter. These two know each other so well and have a great time here reaffirming their closeness!Ahh Von Swine is going first here as we move smoothly into a POV bj from Sarah who takes in the pork sausage with no trouble. Good eye contact, stroking the rod and tickling his balls too, Sarah knows all the right buttons to push. Tim then stands up, gets behind Sarah and bangs her doggiestyle. The first few strokes are in her pussy but with a fine overhead shot he makes the transition to her ass. The duo work until she gapes for us. This also leads to some A2M from Sarah as well. Miss Shevon then hops back on for the ride facing out to us with her bush and there's more good anal action captured. Oh my Sarah is a nasty girl here even going down to lick some ass, ok no kissing I imagine from Swine after this bit, lol. It wasn't much longer until Tim fills her mouth with pig sauce finishing off probably their best scene yet. Thankfully Sarah isn't done and the mopes are brought in for a little blow bang. Sarah begins by lying back allowing Zane free access to her pussy which he slurps up until it was time for the cock circle to commence. Sarah very greedy drops right down to tackle this motley crue. Solid blow job work here from Sarah leading to four more loads capping off disc one.

Alana Rains:

Slipping in the second disc we meet a new girl to the Chateau and Tim enjoys a few minutes pool side getting to know Alana. Tim's impressed especially when she loses the shorts and opens up that ass for us, hello! Tim likes her long legs and takes a nice look with the camera when she starts the walk towards the house. Inside she meets D Snoop and Steven French who are here to do a little more work than the normal mope bj. Steven gets in some quality time tasting and fingering her pussy while D Snoop offers up his cock which Alana is quick to accept in her mouth. The boys switch off as D gets a few licks in before filling her cookie with his cock while up top Alana seems quite content to engulf this second dick. When the guys change it up this time Steven makes the move to penetrate her ass and with a good open shot in mish the anal portion of our show has begun. The fellas both get a couple good chances to bang her ass and there is gaping from Alana here. Good to see Alana was DP friendly too as the guys work that into the scene. After some good solid fucking here including both dp versions the guys decide it was time to fill her mouth and they do just that. I'd say Alana stepped up to the plate here and knocked it out with some fine anal action and taking their loads. But wait as they say on tv that's not all! Swine with his charm convinces this cute young girl to stick around after cleaning up for a little director/ talent privelege beyond just shooting her!! A little bit of news as this was her first dp and she wants to do more, another convert!! But Tim is keeping Alana all for himself here and we go right to him sliding inside her asshole from behind. That big hog fills her butt perfectly, of course it was already warmed up by the two fellas! Alana is kind enough to do A2M then hop on for the ride first facing us with her tits and then turning around so her ass fills the screen- I suspect Tim liked this view quite a lot as it was very good. The scene wraps with a great POV shot of Tim blasting his load in her mouth, cum bubbles from Alana, swallowed and another successful scene is in the books!

Cameron Canada:

Finale time and it's back out poolside where Cameron is sitting while in the background you see a few "scumbags" as Swine calls them waiting. After a few words Swine encourages Cameron to walk over towards them and on cue these mopes are up and all over this hot young blonde. The hands do some ass squeezing and then Cameron loses the bra allowing those same hands to squeeze her nipples. Swine gives us a great ground shot for the peel down of her panties and with her ass facing out to us the bend over shot was quite nice here. Moving the party inside we have Zane going down on her while Cameron gets the other two dicks offered up to her mouth. The boys take turns then pounding her mouth including a good cock circle shot. The loads then fly filling her mouth and she takes them all before swallowing, cum bubbles included! Cameron sticks around for some post cum swallowing action with Swine and we get some fantastic shots of her ass here and you get some pussy fingering too. Tim was excited to fuck this girl and starts off with some pussy banging while just above a metal piece was inside her ass prepping it for action. Tim makes the easy transition to her ass and the shot looking down was perfect as he hog cog fills her up! Cameron was good for A2M and then Tim has a seat while she plops down in front for some extended POV head with some strong deep throat action, lots of spit here. Cameron then goes for the ride facing us with her tits, then lubes up her ass and turns around to ride him anally. Tim then breaks the POV wall to bone her ass in scissors before it was time for that final load of the show, right on target!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well I'd say this was another successful installment in this classic swallowing franchise. Tim brings to the Chateau four sexy, young and willing cum sluts and they all rise to the challenge doing anal and some DP action too before taking those multiple loads. Tim Von Swine shoots camera for each scene and also gets some action for his cock-- I'd say that makes for a good days work! Now for extras you have all those loads repeated in the cum shot recap and you have a photo gallery too featuring still shots of these pretty ladies. There is also some behind the scenes that goes on for over 40 minutes so take in at your leisure and I'd encourage you to do so. The playful banter from Swine to open the scenes is cool and you have more of that here along with more visual evidence of how good looking these girls are both in and out of their outfits. An easy pick up if you're into swallowing and also enjoy the cast assembled here. Each goes above and beyond here doing everything in their respective scenes.

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