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Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer

Studio: Hustler
Category:  All Sex , MILF
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zarinafan's ratings for Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer:
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer Female looks rating 2 stars
Male Looks Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by zarinafan  on  10/25/2009
Directed by Axel Braun, Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer is well, a MILF title with the aim of “whipping boys into MILF Shape” OK, I don’t quite get that, but fuck it, let’s go!

We start with Nina right away sucking cock saying she loves sucking strange cock. It’s a long no-cuts scene with her on her knees slurping away. Then the guy sits down and she sucks while bending over, giving us an ass view. Cumshot on tits. Hot scene, a warm-up 10 minutes.

Payton Leigh is next, and while I usually like her, she looks rather haggard here with ratty-looking hair and horrible blue eyeshade. Start with a long bj, doggy on the couch, RC, a 69, couch mish, cowgirl, another couch mish, and finally a modest cumshot down the throat. This was OK. It helped that the acoustics in the set were good, her shouts echo throughout the place. Her energy was on, but not comparable to what I’ve seen from her before. A Hot 19 minutes.

Debbie Dial, who I’ve never seen before until now is next. She does perhaps the unsexiest stripping ever, while the guy on the couch strains to maintain interest. There’s a bj, RC, couch mish, spoon, PTM, cowgirl, doggy, more mish, and a creampie.

Wow, this was bad. I haven’t seen a clip from a gonzo movie this boring in six or seven years. Without being too cruel, Ms. Dial’s body is not well-toned at all and I personally didn’t find her attractive. What’s worse is that she brought zero energy to the table. It was left to the co-star to carry the scene and he tried, but in straight porn, we’re not looking at the guy too much. And as an aside, may I voice a complaint all-too common in MILF titles? MILF titles should try to have guys who are young and wide-eyed to make the fantasy come alive. Dial’s co-star here, Jay Taylor is not. This was an interminable, Lukewarm, 25 minutes.

Kayla Quinn is next and already there’s a welcome change of pace as she talks about her “girlfriends” and starts sucking on them. Then she turns to the guy in the scene, totally gagging on his dick. Dude then kisses and rubs her tits, then eats her out. There’s tit-fucking, a cowgirl, reverse, and another hard bj. Doggy, mish, and a modest cumshot. She lets it drool off her tounge onto her tit and then sucks it off. Magnifique! Quinn was very good and knows her way around a cock. A Hot 22 minutes.

Nina is back for what should be far more substantial than the opening scene. The guy is Jay, and he starts off, lucky bastard, getting to slap that famous ass. Nina is in the same lace lingerie she wore at the opening scene. He works over her snatch, before getting a bj. There’s a 69 with Nina repeatedly gagging on Jay’s sizeable dick. Is there any greater sight in porn than Nina Hartley’s tousled hair going down on a stiff one? I don’t think so. Spoon, more bj, doggy, cowgirl, another doggy, and, disappointingly a pop on her butt. Nina resembles Madonna more and more these days which is apropos since they both occupy similar positions (Grand Dame) in their respective fields. (Although Nina would have gone a lot further with Britney and Cristina!) It’s a Very Hot 25 minutes, but I was kind of expecting more.

OVERALL: Subtract the Debbie Dial scene and you have a good, average MILF fest. Kayla Quinn and the second Nina scene are really the major selling points for this tape. If you’re a Nina Hartley obsessive then, OK, buy for completion purposes but everyone else can just rent.

EXTRAS: phone ads right at the beginning; also ads for Hustler.com, and the Hustler Hollywood store. There’s a slideshow, a 25 minute BTS that’s all Nina, mostly being interviewed by Braun. There are also six trailers for Hustler films (including for this film) and one for VCA.


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