Co-writer and director Henri Pachard's 71 minute NASTY GIRLS plays like an early '80s time capsule. It looks great, sounds great and boasts an incredible cast of lovely female performers as they suck and fuck their way throughout the night. Emphasis on suck. NASTY GIRLS is heavy with blow job action but these brief scenes are wonderfully staged and occur due to believable encounters between drinkers at the bar.
A beautiful trio of lovely ladies get dressed for their night out. Leslie (Kelly Nichols) keeps track of the number of men she's sucked and fucked and vows to land numbers 159 and 160 on this evening. Barely in the door, Leslie grabs the nerdy Marty (Alan Adrian) and talks dirty while she straddles his face at the apartment. She climbs off for more twat-sucking and yells "tongue fuck me." Her orgasm is wonderfully captured in a dual-reaction head shot in the mirror then Leslie continues the dirty talk as she watches Marty hand-job himself until his load lands onto his tummy---!!! 1/2.
Leslie hurries Marty back to the bar where she re-joins her girlfriends. The awkward Annie (blonde and beautiful Joanna Storm) spots a hunky dude named Lucky (Ashley Moore) and takes him back to the apartment where she takes off her clothes and pulls down his drawers for a blow job and cowgirl ride that satisfies Lucky but not Annie. At first, her too-tight pussy is not ready for Lucky's cock but as soon as she seems to be enjoying herself, Lucky pulls out his prick and jerks himself off, then tells Annie it's her own fault that she didn't get herself off. It's a solid scene that works in terms of developing the two characters but a disappointing finale as far as XXX sex scenes go---!!!
At the bar, cheating hubby Chet (Dave Ruby) buys more drinks for heavy boozer Trudy. (Barbara Daniels) After the bartender refuses to give Trudy another, Trudy leaves with Chet and lands in his hotel room where she chugs from the bottle then sucks his prick. Chet holds the bottle in his hand so that Trudy can stare at it while she sucks him then he offers her the bottle. Again, she chugs it down then he doggy-fucks her in the ass, drops his load about the time she asks for more and passes out. It's a creepy little scene with Chet spewing strange dialog while he ass-fucks Trudy. Barbara Daniels is the least attractive female performer in NASTY GIRLS but her drunken character's encounter with Chet seems believable and helps boost the rating for this scene---!!!
Al shows up at the bar with his bride-to-be, Carol, (Sharon Mitchell) who eventually trades glances with Bud (Michael Bruce) then disappears into the Ladies Room for a brief but erotic blow job encounter. Sitting atop the toilet, she pops her titties out of her sexy blue dress so that Bud can drop a load on her pearls that she proceeds to lick off---!!!!
While awkward Annie and nerdy Marty are trading glances at the bar, horny Sandy (leggy and beautiful Tiffany Clark) wants to finish off the evening with a threesome so she and Leslie grab Lucky for another trip to their apartment. There, the trio engage in a disappointing three-way with Kelly cowgirl-riding a strap-on wearing Tiffany while the duo suck and lick Ashley's cock and balls. This scene must have been filmed just after Ashley Moore fucked Joanna Storm as he just sort of falls backwards without a pop shot---!! 1/2
The bar patrons are leaving and a loud-mouth braggart, Frank, (F. J. Lincoln) who had been heard throughout the evening, spots his lovely Asian honey, quiets down and leaves with her. And that wraps it up. A sex scene between Annie and Marty certainly seemed to be the ideal way to end this flick but instead the strange three-way concludes the sexual action. In other words, Henri Pachard's NASTY GIRLS is wonderful for most of the way until the supposedly "nasty" three-way ends the film with a whimper instead of a bang.
Thus, NASTY GIRLS (1983, VCX standard frame re-release, 2009) gets a pretty nasty rating of !!! 1/2 outa !!!!! for it's mostly good looking cast of lovely ladies doing the nasty things that they do so well. Henri Pachard's film is solid but in serious need of a better finale. Extras include a brief photo gallery, trailers, bonus scenes and legendary tribute that's also seen on the many VCX-Cal Vista Classic re-releases.