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NASTY ANAL TRYOUTS (2010)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, Big Butts, POV, Interracial
The Cast: Tori Lux, Natalia Rossi, Kayme Kai, Diamond Kitty, Danica Dillan & Mike Adriano
(Also starring Tricia Oaks in a bonus scene and Kiera King in a cameo appearance)
Produced & Directed by: Mike Adriano
After watching three Mike Adriano videos and owning them (Anal Starlets, Anal Overdose and American Anal Sluts), I just wanted to watch more of his work. Now, Iím not one to own any artist in any entertainment arenaís entire library, Mike Adriano, B. Pumper and even old-school ass enthusiast John ďButtmanĒ Stagliano are three pornographers whose work is so spontaneous and addictive, you wouldnít mind owning their whole discographies, even for those who donít watch a lot of porn. When I think of artists of any type, it would be idealistic to say that ANY artist dead or alive brings out the best in each and every single book, album, video, painting or fashion designs they make. I doubt seriously if any artist is that damn perfect. Even the greatest artists makes a bad move from time to time while others try to cater to the tastes of every group of freaks out there. Though one should never judge a book by itís cover or artwork (or judge a porn video by itís trailer), I have even seen two trailers for two Mike Adriano videos which do not really suit my taste (Up Her Asshole and Black Anal Beauties most notably).
Nasty Anal Tryouts is not a bad adult video at all. I mean, itís so much better than most porn out here, but this happens to be the weakest of the four Mike Adriano videos that Iíve seen. There is absolutely no way this video can even match up to the superiority and supremacy of the other three videos that Iíve seen from him, reviewed and proudly own. This is absolutely not a video that I felt comfortable sitting through without fast-forwarding. I believe Mike Adriano meant well by making this video and I understood his concept behind this one, but it didnít work out the way I think he was trying to make it. Then again, I could be wrong. The female cast in Nasty Anal Tryouts are full of, what I call, unknowns, who are either brown-skinned cuties who are of Latin descent or women with super big butts; butts so big, that they can pick up where Olivia OíLovely and Monica Santhiago leave off any time they feel like itÖ butts so big they can give Naomi Russell a huge beat down with their butt cheeks pounding on her faceÖ butts so big, dirty thoughts automatically come to mind whether they are butt naked or notÖ butt so big, they make noises as they walk with their butt cheeks rubbing up against one anotherÖ I see youíve got the point now.
Most of the scenes all repeat the same form of tease and sexual acts performed in a certain order. Tease, blowjobs, anal sex, ass-to-mouth, more anal sex and then the money shot. The scenes are far from energetic and even entertaining in most forms. Thereís hardly a lot of ass obsession in most of the scenes and the oral sex lasts longer than the tease and ass obsession. Diamond Kitty is a cute Cuban with a juicy body. She builds up a puddle of spit in her mouth and Mike licks it all off of her lips. Diamond Kitty has a big booty, but itís shape is different to me. Itís like the bottom of her ass almost has no curve or crease to it, which separates her butt from the back of her thighs. You have to see it to understand what I mean. The only time you see that curve is when she walks. Her scene did not do much for me, regardless of how cute Diamond is (who I wouldnít even consider a 100% dime piece). Similar, Danica Dillanís scene hung on by a thread and regardless of how pretty she is, thereís barely any ass obsession and Mike Adriano performed as if he was just some helpless romantic. These two scenes really affected the mood of the entire movie, bringing the overall rating down severely. The second disc begins with Natalia Rossi, who is thin with a juicy booty. Sheís playing Ping-Pong with Kiera King (who disappears shortly after) and Mike stuffs a ball up her ass, making Natalia fart a lot, leaving her curious (nasty shit lies ahead) if she had shitted on herself or not (which is enough to throw some people off and was very unsexy to me). A vibrator is used on her pussy and Mike fucks her good and more energetically than he did Diamond and Danica. However, this scene didnít do much for me and if I wanted to hear a girl fart so bad, Iíd have went for Erik Everhardís legendary This Buttís 4 U or Belladonnaís repugnant scene with Dana DeArmond & Bobbi Starr in Girl Train!
The absolute greatest that Nasty Anal Tryouts has to offer are the scenes with Kayme Kai, Tori Lux and even the bonus scene with Tricia Oaks.
Kayme Kai looks as if sheís mixed with Latin and Asian. Sheís very sexy, short and thick for her height! It was very pleasurable to watch her big ass ride the dick in doggystyle. The tease sequence was not the greatest and itís a shame because Kayme Kai is overall delicious. Most of the butt shots donít come until during the sex and though Mike is slow at times, this girl is very orgasmic. She does have an innocent look about her and if you ever saw her in public, you would never know how orgasmic she is until you got her drawers off. Tori Lux might not be an absolute head-turner seems to be growing in popularity and this is my first time seeing her. Her ass reminds me of Olivia OíLovelyís ass: big, juicy, meaty, jiggly and poisonously delicious like two Honeybaked Hams rubbing together (no wonder why B. Pumper casted her in Gapeman 5). Her scene happened to be one of the two greatest things about Nasty Anal Tryouts, not including Tricia Oaksí bonus scene. Also, this is the only scene in Nasty Anal Tryouts where Mike Adriano has a woman show her ass in a lengthy ass-obsessive tease sequence where before anything else goes on, her ass gets exposed, obsessed and worshipped. Thereís even some face sitting occurring. None of the other scenes in this video are like this at all! Mike takes his time with her, shooting a pretty long scene with Tori and he fucked her big ass with lots of energy and with more than he gave the other women in here. And itís almost as if Mr. Adriano tried to save the best for last, which he did. But it didnít make the rest of the video look worthwhile of having much value to it, aside from Kayme Kaiís scene.
Nasty Anal Tryouts is not a complete waste of time. As Iíve mentioned above, the attention goes to Tori Lux, Kayme Kai and Tricia Oaksí bonus scene, which also wasnít extremely remarkable. This is one of the few times youíll see Tricia Oaks in all of her perfect form, along with her miraculous lesbian threesome in Jay Sinís Gape Lovers 3. I have only seen two of the several scenes she has done with B. Pumper and none of those scenes were really remarkable either, unless weíre talking about her ass-obsessed BTS footage in Mr. Butt Fetish. Tricia Oaks is as intoxicating as whiskey, but Mike Adriano does a better job showcasing her than fucking her. Most Tricia Oaks scenes that Iíve seen does not contain her giving her all or dishing out or handling a lot of energy, but again, this wasnít a very bad scene at all. Iíve had to laugh a few times when she tried to make her booty clap because though her flesh is jiggly, her ass is too tight for that shit! The problem I have with Nasty Anal Tryouts is that most of the action is not only boring, but thereís hardly any ass obsession for most of the women. Just a whole lot of strict anal play, anal fucking and oral sex. The oral sex lasts a lot longer than some of the tease sequences, plus the blowjobs are not as sloppy as they are in his other videos Iíve seen. This video is far from raunchy and nasty and some of the content is far from sexy and attractive. I feel like in this video, Mike Adriano shows off his romantic side more than anything and the nastiest stuff youíll witness is some of the butt fucking, the spitty oral sex and ladies being spoon-fed semen. For those who love the butts and asses of beautiful women, youíre better off watching the second disc of Jay Sinís Deep Anal Abyss or even Anal Beach Buns! Perhaps it should have been called Boring Anal Tryouts.
Replay Value: 80% - Very Mild.
OVERALL RATING: 86% - Check it out.