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Nantucket Housewives

Studio: Damaged Productions
Category:  Straight
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Boner Jams's ratings for Nantucket Housewives:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Nantucket Housewives overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Nantucket Housewives Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Nantucket Housewives Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Nantucket Housewives Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Nantucket Housewives Plot/Acting rating 1/2 star
Extras Nantucket Housewives DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Nantucket Housewives A/V Quality rating 0 stars
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Reviewed by Boner Jams  on  12/29/2007
"Nantucket Housewives" was another dvd where I wasn't sure if it would be gonzo style or feature style. Would it be styled after the television show of a similar name or would it be a MILF style flick? All I knew for sure was that Kristen Price was appearing, which was good enough for me to take it for a spin.

Scene 1- We are introduced to a couple (Kristen Price and Barrett Blade) where she is a columnist and romance novelist and he is a psychiatrist. This is definitely Desperate Housewives style, so I think I'll pass on the pre-sex details for most scenes as far as the plot goes. She dresses in a Chinese dress to wait for her husband to come home...once he does, they kiss and strip before he dives into her fortune cookie to lap away. She reciprocates by slurping his rod down while caressing his balls. He first pokes her in missionary as he pulls at her small nipples. They engage in some nice sprawled-out doggy on the table before spooning. He cums a large but watery load onto her face to conclude. This would probably make a nice couple's scene, as the sex is pretty vanilla and the set is tastefully decorated with candles.

Scene 2- Kelly Kline teases in a ridiculously short skirt before opening her blouse to reveal really nice breasts in a light blue bra. She begins masturbating as she fantasizes about the fix-it guy working in the same room. In her dream, the stud approaches her and begins kissing and licking her neck as she writhes in passion. He undresses her and kneels between her legs to service her. Once his pants come off, Kelly wastes little time going to work on his pole. Suitably lubricated with her saliva, his cock slips up into her cunt as she rides him reverse cowgirl and then standard cowgirl. A short blowjob again leads to sex, this time kneeling doggy on the coffee table. Before long, the couple moves back to the couch for missionary until he pops his top onto her closed mouth.

Scene 3- Next up is a smoking lesbo tryst between Sativa Rose and Kristen Price. The women play gently while wearing opposite lingerie for effect (Sativa in white, Kristen in black). They lick and suck each other's breasts before grinding their pussies together. Eventually, Sativa bends down and begins licking Kristen's honeypot. Kristen rolls over on all fours and Sativa licks her pussy and asshole...fucking hot. Sativa fingerfucks Kristen in doggy before Kristen climbs onto Sativa and kisses/licks her breasts and pussy. Toys are introduced as Kristen begins working a clear dildo into Sativa's clam. The scene ends with the women cuddling.

Scene 4- Brooke Haven plays a bored wife of a lawyer who meets up with Evan Stone for what should be a hot romp. The couple kiss as she romantically wipes paint off of him. Brooke is one of my favorite current stars with her blonde hair and gravity-defying chest. We get to enjoy her in various states of undress here as her sheer and revealing black dress gets moved around and her glorious tits revealed. Evan kneels and begins licking her after pulling her diamond-studded belt and black thong aside. Brooke gets skullfucked by Evan's stone-hard cock but ends up getting the better of it. This girl has oral skills. She rides him reverse cowgirl, with her dress pulled up to her cans and the glittering belt still resting on her hips. Brooke is very vocal and tells him what she likes. They fuck in doggy for a while before they settle into good old fashioned mish. After a long missionary session, he pastes her face with his cum, coating her eyes, nose, and hair.

Scene 5- The final scene is a dream sequence threeway featuring the opening scene's couple (Kristen Price and Barrett Blade) with an added Jenaveve Jolie. You can never go wrong with that addition. Barrett reclines on the bed as the women frig each other and moan loudly. Once out of their tops, Kristen lays back on the bed to allow Jenaveve to settle in with her face between her legs. Barrett seizes the moment by putting his erect cock in his wife's face for her to suck on. He slyly caresses Jenaveve's body too. The women switch places, while Barrett just slides his cock between another woman's lips. Both women turn to doubleteam his cock with their mouths before getting bored with him and deciding to 69 each other instead. Soon, Barrett pushes his way back into the romp by entering Kristen in spoon. Jenaveve shouts encouragement and occasionally pulls his dick out to suck. Finally Jenaveve gets a cock in her as she rides Barrett's pole in cowgirl. This goes on for far too short a time before Barrett takes Kristen in doggy as she licks Jenaveve's box. Barrett jerks off onto both women's faces as they kiss and swap cum.

Special Features- A cumshot sequence, a behind the scenes, a trailer, and the generic company info.

Final Thoughts- For a feature film, this was frustrating to watch. The three or four plot lines that came up during the movie were left completely unfinished. I know it's porn and not an Academy Award nominee, but each scene introduced a storyline as a means to make that one scene. Hardly anything was tied together in any way, shape, or form. I hope there's a second one, for the sake of the storylines that really could generate heat. Speaking of heat, the sex was pretty good and the talent outstanding. Any dvd that puts Kristen Price, Sativa, Brooke Haven, and Jenaveve together gets high marks in my book. When the only detraction from a porno is the story, that's not bad. The production quality was high as far as audio and video. Worth a rental.



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