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Director: Layne Parker
Cast: Anna Malle, Kylie Ireland, Sandi Beach,
Marc Wallice, Steven St. Croix, and Hank
Extras: Biographies, interactive sex, previews,
and Vivid's "multiple angles"
Audio / Video Quality: The audio really sucks the
big one. A few spots are missing music, so all
you hear is the wind. Then, when they decide to
have music, it often overpowers the rest of the
audio. The video quality would be okay, but I
think lot of the camera work was done by somebody
who probably isn't even old enough to watch the
The Plot (or at least as close as I could come to
one): Sandi and Steven camping in the desert and
meet a friend or two while there. A mysterious
woman appears to all of them at some point.
The Review: I really wish that Kylie wasn't in
this movie, because if it wasn't for her, I
wouldn't have watched it. The Layne Parker films
I have seen are normally a lot better than this.
In the opening scene we find that Sandi and
Steven are camping in their motorhome in the
desert, and since nobody's around, they might as
well go at it. During the foreplay between Sandi
and Steven, the only sound is that of the wind.
No music or anything. At least I learned
something: avoid Sandi Beach. Maybe it was just
bad camera work, but it looked like this may have
been the first blow job she'd ever given. Plus
she isn't that attractive. When we finally get
sound, the audio doesn't synch at all with the
video. The camera work isn't that good either.
They even screwed up the cumshot. At least it
can only get better.
Hank then shows up on his dirt bike and wipes out
in front of them, shortly before Anna appears out
of a mirage in her lingerie to pay Hank a visit.
Anna does a very typical performance, including
an anal scene.
Shortly afterwards we see a car racing across the
desert in trouble. Luckily Kylie makes it out
okay, but unfortunately Mark Wallice does also.
I was cheering when I saw him in the burning car,
and then they rescue the asshole. While Marc is
unconscious, Anna gives Kylie a little mouth to
mouth and everywhere else. Marc comes to in the
middle and joins in. The sound was horrible
throughout this scene, with the music
overpowering the rest of the sound through much
Kylie and Marc find their way to Steven and
Sandi's motorhome, where Kylie and Sandi get it
on. After the first scene with Sandi, I was
about to skip the entire scene, however I did
watch the entire scene. It wasn't as bad as the
first scene, and the girls put ice cubes to some
Finally, Anna reappears and everybody but Hank
has an orgy around the campfire. Hank just sits
back and watches. The scene is pretty average
for an orgy scene, and gives everybody a pretty
even amount of camera time. I think Hank maybe
saw how the rest of the movie was going to look
and wanted to sit this one out. I don't blame
The Good: Kylie and Anna looked real good and did
a good job in their sex scenes. The guys also
did a pretty good job.
The Bad: Sandi Beach is horrible. I almost
ordered a movie the day after I watched this and
then didn't when I saw she was in it. She was
that bad. Also, it has Marc Wallice. Nuff
The Ugly: Both the camera work and Sandi
Overall: Avoid this one unless you're a huge
Kylie Ireland or Anna Malle fan. Even then,
think it over before you watch this one.