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My Sexy Life 3

Studio: Muffia
Category:  Reality Porn
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T0MBOne's ratings for My Sexy Life 3:
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
My Sexy Life 3 overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks My Sexy Life 3 Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks My Sexy Life 3 Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex My Sexy Life 3 Sex rating 2 stars
 
Plot/Acting My Sexy Life 3 Plot/Acting rating 1/2 star
Extras My Sexy Life 3 DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality My Sexy Life 3 A/V Quality rating 1.5 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  12/2/2012
MY SEXY LIFE VOL. 3 (2010, Muffia) follows the exxxploits of buxom Phoenix Marie as she sucks and fucks her way through 4 hours of poorly lit, "unedited" P. O. V. sex scenes with suspect camera work. It's hard to tell who is responsible for the often-times shaky camera as folks disappear from the shot and appear to take over the camera duties. The result is a messy "unedited" 4 hour fiasco that needs a proper editor to sift through all the crappy camera angles and poorly lit shots to omit them. Maybe an hour or two of footage might remain. Wide screen for 5 of the 6 scenes. No condoms.

So, Phoenix and Jessica Lynn buy a few pumpkins then head home to a kitchen where Ramone joins them to carve up a few jack-o-lanterns. He mans the camera and shoots a shot of his prick being thrust into a jack-o-lantern's jagged mouth. The girls get giggly, which leads to the big boobed blondes dropping to their knees for some double blow job action. Ramone fucks the gals on an island in the middle of the kitchen then on a chair where Jessica Lynn takes a mishing in the chair with the jack-o-lantern on her leg, which is an invitation for Ramone to drop his load in and on the pumpkin head for the ridiculous finale of this opening 37 minute scene that warrants a !! for the laughable pumpkin and prick action that bookends this mess. For those who care, Phoenix squirts somewhere in between the pumpkin fun.

Phoenix goes lingerie shopping with Kristina Rose, who tries on some things in a fitting room then the duo head to Voodoo's place where the two take turns sucking an fucking him in and around a couch. Side fucking leads Voodoo to drop his goo on Kristina's pussy patch for the highlight of this okay !! 1/2 scene that's about as long as the first scene.

Phoenix and Ramone go it alone as they suck and fuck in a 46 minute scene with Phoenix taking an anal pounding in some weak P. O. V. shots including an anal pile driver finale. So, this overlong scene earns a ! 1/2 and makes one wonder where is a jack-o-lantern when you need one?

Blondes Phoenix, Brooke Haven and Puma Swede do a wonderful triple booty butt shake at the outset of this otherwise poorly put-together 45 minute P. O. V. scene that garners ! 1/2 Phoenix and Ramone handle the straight sex duties while Brooke and Puma prowl around for lesbo-licking and sucking. An aborted hand job from one of the other blondes leads to Phoenix taking a mishing with Ramone's load dropped on her tummy.

Phoenix and Mc Kenzie Miles meet up with Marco Banderas at a bar. The trio land in a living room area where Phoenix and Marco handle the straight sex duties with a mostly MIA McKenzie getting in a few licks here and there. Marco drops an early load and he never really recovers enough to drop another and this !! scene never really ever recovers.

Phoenix joins Jayden James and Kayla Paige in some suck and fuck action with Tommy Gunn in a couch area. A lame shot of a dildo pussy plunging in the foreground plus fucking on the couch in the background is just the tip of the messy camera work iceberg. Let's give this scene a !! for Tommy double-doggy fucking gals stacked one on top the other somewhere in this mess.

A few trailers and a few Phoenix photos round out the special features.

Well, MY SEXY LIFE VOL. 3 (2010, Muffia) is a messy 4 hours of P.O.V. porn that's not really worth your time unless you are an uber fan of Phoenix Marie. The dizzying camera work and poorly lit shots just might drive her fans away, too. So, a final rating of ! 1/2 is about all that her messy sexy life can measure.



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