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My Plaything: Stacy Valentine

My Plaything: Stacy Valentine

Studio: Digital Sin
Category:  Interactive
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Diville's ratings for My Plaything: Stacy Valentine:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
My Plaything: Stacy Valentine overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks My Plaything: Stacy Valentine Female looks rating 5 stars
Male Looks My Plaything: Stacy Valentine Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex My Plaything: Stacy Valentine Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting My Plaything: Stacy Valentine Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras My Plaything: Stacy Valentine DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality My Plaything: Stacy Valentine A/V Quality rating 5 stars
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Reviewed by Diville  on  11/8/2000
Starring: Stacy Valentine

I just had sex with Stacy Valentine, or so I've been led to believe. Of course, watching a DVD "sex simulator" is not the real thing, close to the real thing, or a good substitution for the real thing. But, if you're one of the multitudes like myself who are in lust with Stacy Valentine, you'll be happy to take what you can get. What you get with Digital Sin's My Plaything: Stacy Valentine is a well constructed, crystal clear, ultra sexy two hours of porn. That's not to say that this production is without it's faults; virtual sex titles have their limitations. Still, short of having Stacy sweat all over you herself (and there's no denying the girl's got some overactive pores), this may be as good as you'll ever get.

It's more accurate to call a title like this a high tech masturbation aid than a sex simulator. Sex is visceral; DVD is not, even when it's this technically perfect. If you're willing to work around those limitations and let your imagination half conjure what the format half delivers, then you should be left plenty satisfied. Why, then, should you get a copy for yourself? Because Stacy Valentine gets you off, that's why? If one of her ten minute scenes from other videos gets you excited, just imagine what two interactive hours will do? If you're not a fan, then you're probably not even reading this in the first place.

This might be a little confusing, but here's how the whole thing works. Trust me, it's easier to use than it is to explain.

You have four different portions of the experience: Tease, Masturbation, Do You/Do Me (oral and other foreplay stuff), and sex. Each of these segments is broken down even further so you can have sex in a variety of positions, watch her masturbate in different ways, and so on. You get the picture. Also, you can control Stacy's attitude and get her to fuck you like the girl next door or like the insatiable slut that lives nowhere near your neighborhood (or at least nowhere near mine). And don't be turned off by the alternate angle feature. These are really alternate angles given to you in real time, not just alternate footage with out of sync sound. Use them, they really do work and add to the experience.

All the high tech features in the world won't mean much if the girl at the center of those features isn't worth your while. After all, who's waiting around for My Plaything: Bea Arthur? What I like most about Stacy, other than her body, is her expressiveness. There's something going on behind those eyes, and she's not just reciting "oh, baby" ad nauseam. Never did I get the feeling that she was just going through the motions. In fact, I really felt like she was having a good time. Later, after watching the bloopers, I found out that she really did enjoy herself. The masturbation segments are particularly entertaining, and that's saying something. Unless I'm the one masturbating, I usually could give a damn. But Stacy is just fun to watch.

I alluded to some limitations, but I honestly don't know what can be done to escape them. Sex, when done right, is spontaneous. Despite all the options available, you always know what's going to happen next. After all, you dictate the action. Orgasms, even, are available on command. And, of course, there's the matter of the orgasms themselves. Short of genetically engineering yourself a man who can cum 20 times a day, the only solution is to fake it. So, you've got some computer animated pop shots which really ruin the illusion right at the moment when you want it to look the most real. I've got to hand it to Stacy, though, she really does a great job of selling it. Not since Bob Hoskins starred opposite a cartoon bunny has someone reacted so well to a computer animation. I wonder, if the guy providing the surrogate dick had all his orgasms faked by computer, did he ever get to have one for real? Talk about ironic punishments; you get to fuck Stacy Valentine all day, but you're never allowed to cum. I'd like to think Stacy is enough of a gamer to have taken care of him in a secluded corner somewhere when the cameras were off and the crew's heads were looking the other way.

My favorite moment on the entire disc, however, is in the blooper footage. One of the outtakes shows Stacy riding a sybian (it's like a vibrating saddle), and she's caught off guard by a very strong, and very real, orgasm. She can barely string two words together afterwards. I just wonder why the star's real orgasm is considered an outtake. At least we can still see it in the bonus footage. And of course, there's absolutely nothing in the way of keeping you from having one (or more) of your own.

The bottom line is this: My Plaything: Stacy Valentine is for fans. Moreover, it's for horny fans with imaginations. That means there should be a big market for this kind of thing. I'd like to think anyone buying porn has a healthy fantasy life. If you fit this bill, then you know what my reccomendation is.

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