If you like these kinds of things, you can stop reading now. Like certain fetishes, I just don’t get it. Maybe it takes an imagination in some ways shaped by video games. I couldn’t tell you, though, because “Dragon’s Lair” was about as far as I went in that direction—and if you remember when that came out, you know how far behind the times I am.
In any case, what we’ve got here is a series of short scenes accessible through various menus and sub-menus. The main menus are Tease, Fetish, and Sex. Interestingly, Blowjob falls under the Fetish heading, along with Titty Fuck and Foot Fuck. I don’t get that, either, really, though Aria takes a load in the face. But a load of what? I said this movie was nutty. Aria spends a few minutes sucking some unseen guy off, and when she’s done, his cock pulls back center screen immediately after which an enormous load of something or other comes shooting at her from a position a foot or two to her left. This movie has more fake cum than “Friday the 13th” had fake blood. This nonsense reaches its pinnacle in the “Bukkake” segments. Each chick is discovered lying on her back, waiting for the deluge. When it comes, it looks like waves breaking over the bow of a ship, but Poseidon himself couldn’t have produced so much sperm.
Thanks to a multi-angle feature, we can view these scenes from the man’s point of view or in profile. The male POV shot is what I most dislike about these interactive movies. It doesn’t look a damn thing like real life and it’s awkward as hell. Perhaps if I were standing right up against the TV…but no, sorry, I don’t want to know. So I was pleased with the second angle, I just wasn’t too thrilled by what it revealed. Fake cum aside, the action here is remarkably tepid. The stripteases are titty bar material, the masturbation weak, the threeways anything but, and the sex positions static and dull.
Technically, I have only one real beef with the way this disc was put together. While it does allow the viewer to “switch partners” quite easily, once you switch you can’t pick up with the first where you left off. Seems to me that if you were seriously trying to build your own interactive sexual encounter, you might want to bounce around a little without losing any ground.