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My Huge Holes 7

My Huge Holes 7

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Reviewed by jayo  on  1/7/2011

My Huge Holes 7

Studio: Sticky Video

Starring Naughty Alysha and Jade

Directed by Adam Masters

Feature length: 1 hour 27 minutes (no bonus material)

This is the first of the My Huge Holes series that I've seen; I forget how I ended up with #7 (it's currently at #19 as I type this), but there you are. My Huge Holes is female masturbation with giant dildos. They start off at large size and end up around Jesus Christ! size. Both Alysha and Jade take turns taking this monsters in their pussies (no anal), typically one girl handling the dildo and the other girl lying back and taking it.

And that pretty much describes the entire hour-and-a-half video. You get them both on the bed, both on a sofa, and then back on a bed again. They each work a variety of dildos and toys of increasing size. It isn't just an exhibition of how big something can be jammed in there, there's some clit-tickling and orgasms as well, but the actual masturbation is pretty tame. It's all dildo-pounding and a little clit tickling, and that's it. Foreplay is squirting a glob of lube from the industrial-size bottle.

There is one scene where Alysha is on all fours and does a gape, and looks like you can see the roof of her mouth at the other end. How erotic that is I'll leave up to you.

Alysha's a pretty blonde with largish boobs and a bright, pretty smile. Jade is a brunette who's not bad herself but looks like the stereotypical best friend of the pretty blonde from high school.

Video is pretty good. It's single camera, hand-held, gonzo style, but while the camera moves a lot, it's not manic and distracting. Audio is okay. There's an annoying music soundtrack through some of it that I can't abide, but it's not everywhere.

My biggest complaint is with the DVD production, which looks like something I would have made. There are only 5 chapters and they seem to be placed at random, so there's no quick skipping to or past something you particularly like or hate. A lot of people ride the << / >> buttons on the DVD remote, and if you hit the wrong button, you're suddenly 20 minutes away from wherever you were trying to get to.

Personally, I thought it was lackluster. On the one hand it's truly a fetish video: huge insertions, and they stay on-message throughout. But to me it's like going to a steak house and getting the 24 oz. porterhouse steak and nothing else: no baked potato, no token spoonful of waffle-cut carrots, not even a roll and a patty of butter. It's pretty much just spread legs, lube up and push it in. Alysha's got a nice set of cans and Jade's not too bad either, but they're pretty much ignored here (they play with their own nipples a little), and there's no real lesbian contact. This was a time when I really wished someone would break out a Sybian.

If huge insertions are your thing or you have a particular hard-on for Alysha, you may like the narrow focus of the video. If you like variety, I think the "I Love Big Toys" series works better; the scenes are a little more varied and there are different combinations if you get bored.

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