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Studio: Big Blue Productions
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Joe Shaver's ratings for Musclemen Moving Company Inc.:
Overall Rating 3 stars
Musclemen Moving Company Inc. overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Musclemen Moving Company Inc. Female looks rating 0 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/12/2005
If you like to see a muscleman on his knees with a cock in his mouth, or a muscle man on his back with a cock in his assóthen this one might be for you.

It begins with Derek Stone whose white hair makes him resemble the CEO of some Fortune 500 company on the phone order five muscular moving men. He gives instructions for them to come on in, as he will be in the shower. (As three scenes occur before he gets out of the shower, we tend to forget this. Perhaps the movers do too as he fails to give them either his name or address. This is just one instance of Blue Blakeís insightful dialogue.)
We cut to Robert Van Damme (the cover hunk) and Jim Slade lugging a mattress into an empty room and leaning it against the wall. The Oscar-winning dialogue is as follows:
Jim: Damn! That was heavy.
Robert: Whatíre you lookiní at?
Jim: You.
Robert: Me?
They kiss. Their clothes melt (from their body heat I suppose). Robert has a nice uncut cock surmounted by only a thumbnail of pubic hair. Jimís hair is a bit sparse in the crotch department also. Jim sucks Robertís cock and rims his ass. Magically in this empty room, a finger-sized butt plug appears in Jimís hand. He pushes this into Robertís bunghole. Jim pushes the artificial digit in and out. Robert seems to like it. The next thing we see is Robert on his knees sucking Jimís bone. He eats out Jimís ass and fucks him. As they jack off we see white socks have suddenly reappeared on the feet of these formally naked studs. (Since body heat apparently melted them, I guess clothing starts to materialize as they cool down beginning with their feet.) I found it quite hot, however, when Robert came on Jimís face and Jim then sucked Robertís cummy cock.

Chad Connors and Ben Campezi are seen toting boxes. With none of our usual scintillating dialogueóin fact no dialogue at allóthey lock lips. This pair doesnít have dissolving clothes. They have to remove them. (Proof that getting there is half the fun.) Ben falls to his knees and starts sucking cock. Chad started out years ago as a cute bottom boy. When he matured and bulked up, his ass became off limits. (You can check him out as a bottoming twink in several of the Studio 2000 and Mustang films.) Ben is a handsome young Italian. Heís married and often brings his wife along to the filming. (Just sit over there, honey, and twiddle your twat.) Both have pubic hair. Chadís proves he is a natural blond. After Ben has sucked Chad for a bit, Chad returns the favor. He then eats out Benís ass and fucks it.

Robert is now toting boxes with the gorgeous Jason Hawke. Once again we are treated to Blue Blakeís superb gift with dialogue:
Robert: Iíve got really sweaty balls.
Jason: My favorite kind.
They kiss. Jason is the first to drop to his knees. He loosens Robertís pants and liberates his cock. He spit-coats Robertís cock until itís time for Robert to do the knee-drop. He then shoves his tongue and eventually his cock into Jasonís ass. They fuck both doggy and missionary. Jason cums and Robert sucks his spunky dick clean. Then Robert cums. Again they kiss.

Now itís Tony Valentine and Carlos Morales as the box-toters. (Itís horribly obvious that little care was taken to insure variety in the scripting.) Tony is a narcissistic bald man. (He trumpets the fact that heís straight and he never sucks cock.) Tony discovers a straight magazine with a close-up of a cunt. He rhapsodizes over the picture. (A raw oyster must give him an erection.) Carlos goes to his knees to relieve Tony and prove that a manís ass can provide as much pleasureóif not moreóthan a pussy. Tony cums on Carlosí face. ďEat it! Chew it! Swallow it! Thatís it, Bitch!Ē he snarls.

Robert and Jim are our final pair of box-toters. Big Grandpa Steele descends the stairs wearing only shorts. It looks like a SUV coming down an alley. The man is big. Jim sticks around for sex.

With many films of the caliber of Cowboy and Hard as Rock, Blue Blake has shown himself to be a superb director. So, itís very disappointing to see him so uninspired here. Itís not really bad. But itís not really good either. Perhaps he needs to stop using the same performers over and over. He definitely needs to find a story or situation that really interests him. Then he might once again interest the viewers.




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