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Musclemen Moving Company Inc.

Musclemen Moving Company Inc.

Studio: Big Blue Productions
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Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Musclemen Moving Company Inc. overall rating 4.5 stars
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Male Looks Musclemen Moving Company Inc. Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Musclemen Moving Company Inc. Sex rating 4.5 stars
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Extras Musclemen Moving Company Inc. DVD Extras rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by Boner Bud  on  10/30/2004
We all know how awful moving can be. If only I had called the Musclemen Moving Company for my recent move, I think it would have been a lot more fun!

The Plot
Derek Steel has hired Musclemen Moving Company to help him with his move to a new house. The movers are hard at work unloading the truck, and newcomer Robert Van Damme and Jim Slade carry a mattress up to the second floor. The hard work apparently makes the men horny, and soon they are naked and making out. Van Damme's got a great body, and a great uncut cock. Director Blue Blake claims he's going to be a big star, but first I think he's going to have to work on his English. At any rate, the men suck cock and rim each other, before Van Damme fucks Slade on the mattress. Slade shoots his load on his chest, while Van Damme shoots all over Slade's face. Slade even open his mouth and gets a few drops of the yummy spooge. It seems as if some studios are beginning to test the limits of safer sex practices in their films. Realizing that cum eating presents a much lower risk than fucking without a condom, they're starting to include in-the-mouth cumshots. Is it a new trend? One can only hope!

In the next scene, Ben Campezi and Chad Connors carry boxes into the garage and then start to go at it. Neither has an overly large dick, but Campezi reminds me of a stockier version of the Top Gun era Tom Cruise. He's super hot and I think I'm in love with him! There's lots of sucking and rimming, and then Connors tops Campezi, first doggie style, and then with Campezi on his back. Connors cums on Campezi's balls, and Campezi cums on his own chest.

Van Damme is back for the third scene, this time with Jason Hawke. After carrying some boxes into the library, Van Damme announces (in his thick Eastern European accent) that he has very sweaty balls. This is all the impetus Hawke needs to start making out with him. The men trade blowjobs, and Van Damme rims Hawke's ass before he fucks it. Hawke blows his load all over his chest, but Van Damme bends down to suck off any cum that might be left on his dick.

All three scenes have been good so far, but they keep just getting better! Scene 4 stars Carlos Morales and Australian Tony Valentino. They move some boxes into the dining room, where they find a straight porno magazine. Valentino goes on and on about how hot the pictures are and how horny it's making him. Morales notices Valentino's hardon in his jeans and gets down on his knees to suck it. Valentino has a beautiful big dick, and a filthy mouth that rarely stops talking during the whole scene. The dirty talk makes the scene that much hotter. Morales (who's got a big dick of his own) then lays back on the dining room table and lets Valentino fuck his pussy. Morales cums on his chest, and when Valentino is about to shoot, he puts the head of his dick right on Morales' tongue and blows a big load all over his mouth. Morales just slurps it all up in what has got to be one of the hottest cumshots I have seen in a very long time!

In the final scene, homeowner Derek Steel comes down the stairs in his underwear and asks the movers if they need anything. Steel has got silver hair and has got to be in his 40s, if not his 50s. Or maybe it's just all the time that he has obviously spent in the tanning booth that is making him look older than he really is. There's no doubt however, that he's still got a great body and a big dick. Jim Slade wastes no time in exploring Steel's body with his tongue. The pair suck and rim each other on the stairs, and Steel is just as verbal as Valentino was in the previous scene. Eventually, Slade takes Steel's cock in his ass and when Steel comes, Slade gets some of it in his mouth. Yum!

Overall Thoughts
The men here, while all generally hot, are also generally hairless. There is nary a chest hair to be found in the entire film, and many also have shaved armpits and shaved crotches. For those of you who like their men a little more hirsute (as I do), this movie may be a bit of a disappointment. But the action here is so good and the cumshots such a turn-on that it is easy to overlook this. Overall, I'd say this one is a definite winner!

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