Carmen Hart, Sunny Lane and Carmen Luvana - After a dated and cheap opening title sequence, we get Sunny Lane dancing on a table in a bikini and stripper shoes. The Two Carmens saunter in for a dinner party. Sunny serves herself up on a large dish and the box munching commences. Finger banging, strap-on fucking, candle wax dripping on the bootay and lots of heavy breathing, squealing, super loud moaning and fake orgasms round the scene out. A disappointment. “Ay puneta.”
Julie Night, Kelly Wells, and Lee Stone - The pairing of Julie Night and Kelly Wells sounds pretty fucking hot right? Don’t get too excited, cowboy. Scene opens with Kelly Wells on a red couch in a little black dress fucking herself with a toy. Apparently not enough, she wails, “I need warm flesh!!! I need fleshy cock!!” Enter Stone. Kelly screams, “I need more!” Julie crawls in on all fours. The girls take turns choking on cock, spitting, getting deep dicked and trying to outdo each other with the dirty talk quips. Pop on Julie’s boots with most of it landing on the couch. Kelly tries to suck it out of the fabric before moving onto the boot. The girls cumswap but there isn’t much to play with - kinda like this scene, but I laughed a lot at Kelly Wells' histrionics (as did she and Night) so I don’t feel completely gypped.
Celestia Star with Jim Beem and Johnny Star - Celestia, an Australian tall blonde of the MILF variety, descends from the smoky stairs. She gives the two waiting men a short solo show onstage before blowing the male Star then sucking them both. Each fuck her doggie before moving on to reverse cowgirl then a 20-second DP. Ends with facial. Far from stellar.
Carmen Luvana with Mark Davis and Randy Spears - Carmen is back and begins the scene in much the same way as the one before - sashays in and plays with herself while two men watch. This one is an improvement over the preceding one but still leaves much to be desired as it lacks a good flow. Carmen is aggressive throughout and begins by grabbing Davis and making him eat her pussy. It isn’t long before Spears cock is in her mouth and then he’s banging her in doggy while Davis is commanding her to swallow his dick. Reverse cowgirl, mish whilst being facefucked and they wrap it up with the pops on Carmen’s feetsies. This scene has the only 10 seconds this vid contains of a woman enjoying herself.
Chrissy Cumms with James Deen, Steven French and Tony Tedeschi -Bad fake moaner alert. Cumms starts with a solo and a 3-second toy DP. Tedeschi is the first cock in her mouth. She’s a quagger, but she can take a throatfucking without gagging. Deen is in next. This girl is screaming and growling – moaning and wailing when no one is touching her. It’s ridiculous. I can’t watch. My ears are ringing. [ff] I’m struggling to not write insulting things about this girl. Instead I’ll just write “not recommended”. Worst scene of the batch even though there is anal, DP and three facials.
DVD Extras – Bonus scenes are Haley Paige & Chris Cannon from Bluelight and Sandra Romaine & Lee Stone from Flesh Galley.
Overall – There’s a reason it took me 10 months to finally sit down and write a review for this title. This flick is stuck in the 1990s. People are fucking, but nothing is sexy minus the two Carmens and that's before they start their "performances". Production value is low as are a lot of Karch titles, but this one looks particularly cheap. Karch never lets you savor anything. It's like he has a stopwatch for each position and doesn't care as to what is actually happening in the scene. It's lame. Only pick it up if you’re a sucker for a certain girl and just HAVE to watch every single scene she ever shot. Otherwise, it’s not worth the time or the money. The bonus scenes are hotter than the movie itself.
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