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Mope Squad

Mope Squad

Studio: Vouyer Media
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MLyons's ratings for Mope Squad:
Overall Rating 3 stars
Mope Squad overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Mope Squad Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Mope Squad Male looks rating 1.5 stars
Sex Mope Squad Sex rating 3 stars
Plot/Acting Mope Squad Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Mope Squad DVD Extras rating 2 stars
Audio/Video Quality Mope Squad A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by MLyons  on  4/15/2006
The Mope Squad

Mike Lyons Reviews

Tim Von Swine

Naomi, Gianna, Misty May, Marquetta Jewel, Haley Scott, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kyle Stone, Mike Hash, Jason Horne, Lee Bang, Left Larue.

All Sex, Gangbang


Running Time of Main Feature
2 Hr. 47 Mins.

Female Orgasms

Alrighty, this is an early release by Vince Vouyer's latest venture--Vouyer Media. I've never been a big fan of Vince Vouyer, but I've always thought that Tim Von Swine seemed like a decent enough fellow, and I can get behind some of Von Swine's sexual fetishes. The idea behind the Mope Squad is that Tim has taken several guys who are usually relegated to the disembodied cock-wielding of big blow-bang scenes (ala the Cum Glazed or Glazed and Confused series) and giving them a chance to strut their stuff with some full on, fuck til you drop, 4 on 1, mini-gang-bangs. The mopes, by definition, aren't the most attractive guys in porn, but then again, that's really nothing new. What is newish, though, is the really cool sort of light spirited, reverse-degredation vibe this movie's got going. The girls not only fuck the guys, but they chide them and tease them and in some cases, full-on insult their ability as cocksmen while they're doing it. Call me crazy, but I thought that was pretty darn cool, if only because it puts the ring of power back into the girls hands--even if only for a little while. Plus, I admit it, I'm a bit of a sexual humiliation freak--no matter which direction it flows. Unfortunately there isn't a whole lot of porn that caters to my somewhat unusual fetish, so I have to appreciate it when I can find it.

Scene 1 - Misty May

Misty is very cute--particularly her face. I'd even go so far as to say it reminds me of Tianna Lynn's, but unfortunately that's where the resemblance ends. ::sigh:: She really is sort of a hammy type, almost as over the top as girls like say... Mika Tan, who I have a really hard time watching as well. I don't know what it is but somehow the animated and vocal choices that Misty May make just don't turn me on--instead they kind of embarrass me, but then again, arousal is a fickle business and I'm sure plenty of others love her. In any case, this is a long scene with lots of very forced mope talk, a lot of blowjobs, a lot of pussy fucking and a bit of anal. The scene ends with Misty swallowing each of the four mopes' loads one by one.

Scene 2 - Marquetta Jewel

Marquetta definitely has a way about her. I don't know what it is, but even though she isn't my normal type, I find her very attractive. She has a full-figured body and a very cute smile. Unlike Misty May, she's a lot more low-key in her dealing with the mopes, which I actually liked a little better. There's no anal in this, another lengthy scene, but there is a really nice extended pile-driver where she trades off partners several times. It ends with a Cum Glazed-esque four way facial that hits the spot, even though Marquetta has some very real eye-opening issues at the very end of the scene. It's a decent scene, but aside from Marquetta just being Marquetta, there's really nothing terribly special here.

Scene 3 - Gianna

Now, this is kind of a special scene. Gianna is ... wow. Well, she's got a lot going for her. The first thing you notice is her rather sizeable, but all-natural, pair of boobs. For boob fanatics, I would venture to say that they are pretty damn impressive, especially considering that the rest of her body is petite and as tight as a drum. You don't see that kind of combination very often in porn, or anywhere for that matter, so Gianna is somewhat unique in that regard. Moreoever, Gianna has this mope degredation thing DOWN. She not only gives the orders, she starts out with a riding crop and backs her orders up with some pain. As the scene progresses, Gianna gets good and fucked, all while pouring out a constant stream of subtly-degrading comments to each of the mopes. One of the best ones comes when one of them is trying to slip his dick into her in the missionary position and she chides him with, "You know where you're going down there? Huh? You know where you're going or do you need me to draw you a map?" Gianna's got a million of 'em, and I have to say, they all worked for me. Intermingled with all that is a fair amount of pussy fucking, cock gagging and ball sucking, finally finishing off with a great four-way facial. The only problem I had with the scene is that Gianna just isn't quite my type physically.

Scene 4 - Naomi

Naomi has a fantastic body, with a big, tight, bubble-butt, and a pair of pretty natural titties, but her face is just okay in my book. The scene, although very long, is also pretty average and unremarkable. Long sequences of blowbangs and pussy fucking lull you into pegging the scene a bit early before she finally takes it up the ass, and even takes a DP to finish things off. The scene ends with another decent facial train, although this time she's fucked again before each guy unloads on her face, except for the last one who cums on (and a little in) her ass. Overall Naomi seemed a little out of her element for this scene--a little bashful. She conquered some of her fears, but somehow this scene just fell a bit short for me, and its long length was more of a detriment than a perk.

Bonus Core - Haley Scott

Although relegated to being a bonus scene, I think Haley is the cutest girl in the movie, and this is a darn good scene. She is a pretty, pale skinned, honey blonde with a blue plaid mini-skirt and a pair of cool black fishnets. Unlike Naomi, Haley's cute face is nigh on irresistible as she gives blowjobs, takes her fair share of cock up her cunt, and finally takes a couple of DPs before finishing things off with another fantastic facial sequence.


Bonus Core (See Haley Scott above)
Cutting Room Floor : 6 Min.
Photo Gallery

Not too shabby! Unfortunately, although both the mopes and the girls give solid performances here, and there were some damn nice facials to finish things off, I just didn't find most of the girls to be super-attractive. Even Haley and Marquetta, who I liked the most, didn't do enough for me to really allow me to get into the spirit of the fucking. Gianna probably gives the most interesting performance here, and her subtle trash-talking and dominant tendencies probably made for the best scene in the movie for those who enjoy seeing the shoe on the other foot. I hear Tim Von Swine has now moved out from under the Vouyer banner and will soon be working for Shane's World. I guess that means that the Mope Squad might now go back to hiding their faces behind the standard blow-bang fare again. That's a shame, because if the mopes can take the abuse, I'd love to see several more hot young girls insult and tease the shit out of them even as they fuck her, gag her, pummel her ass, and then spunk her face to the point of unrecognizability. I guess I'm a sick bastard, but hey--that's what porn's all about right? Besides, even if I'm an honorary mope myself, my wife loves me for it, so I'm not too worried. :) Until next time...

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