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Model Bitches

Studio: Teravision
Category:  All Sex
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fu_q's ratings for Model Bitches:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Model Bitches overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Model Bitches Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Model Bitches Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Model Bitches Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Model Bitches Plot/Acting rating 2.5 stars
Extras Model Bitches DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Model Bitches A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by fu_q  on  5/5/2010
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“Smokin’ Hot Model Bitches Volume 1” is a good offering from Evan Seinfeld (a.k.a. Spyder Jonez) and Iron Cross that delivers strong heat in some places, but is lacking in others. From the title, one would expect the actresses in this production to possess a unique look, but—while there is certainly nothing wrong with them, and they are certainly attractive—this really doesn’t occur. The female performers—who all have one-on-one boy/girl sequences with Evan—generally have fairly typical “porn” looks. (Again—this isn’t meant as an insult but, instead, as more of an observation.) As such and to me, the title is something of a misnomer.

Additionally, the viewer is going to have to be amenable to watching Evan have sex in every scene in order to fully enjoy this endeavor. Given that he is heavily tattooed—he is a rocker, of course—this may be a bit difficult for some audiences, and it certainly doesn’t help the production in terms of variety. Along these lines, Evan is prone to doing “cock blindfolds” and “gags”, where he takes his dick—generally at the end of a sequence—and he stretches it end-to-end across the “soiled” actress’s eyes and mouth, respectively. This is often accompanied by a flashing of the heavy metal “sign of the devil” by Evan and / or his “victim”. Even as a fan of this genre of music, this gimmick wears on me.

All of that said, Evan is enthusiastic and does appear to enjoy what he is doing—which is banging porn stars. And, everything else aside, this is really what an adult film should be about—right? As such, let’s take a look at the sex scenes.

The various segments here are fairly formulaic and appear to have been taken from Evan’s website content. They typically start off with an introduction of Evan’s partner for the sequence, followed up by interviews and then stripping, posing, and masturbating on the lucky lady’s part. After this, it’s off to the fucking—generally in one of a couple of possible rooms—most often one with black leather furniture and metal plates attached to the walls.

Scene One features newcomer Giselle Ibiza and turns out to be a very good encounter. Giselle is visibly aroused, and she even squirts / pisses fairly overtly during the sex. The missionary-like, side-entry, and pile-driver positions are the highlights here, and the festivities close out with a pop-shot to Giselle’s face and mouth.

Up next for Mr. Seinfeld is European import, Nika Noir (Scene Two). The oral work that Nika puts forth—including some nice deep-throating—is solid, as are the cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, and doggie-style positions that the pair partakes in. There are actually two cum-shots in this very good, gritty, and sweaty romp—a facial for Ms. Noir, followed up by some oral cock clean-off, as well as a money-shot to her pussy, followed up by some cummy reinsertion. This last one is subsequent to a cut and appears to be randomly tacked onto the end of the scene. Regardless, this movie does get off to a good start with these first two sequences.

Tiffany Tyler is Evan’s target in Scene Three, and it is here where the heat drops off a bit—sinking to the good-but-not-great level. A big part of this is that there is apparently something on the camera lens that causes a somewhat distracting blurry spot on the screen. While the missionary-like and cowgirl sex are highlights here—and the encounter is topped off with a facial and some oral cock clean-off, this one just doesn’t live up to the prior two segments.

The ensuing hot and heavy fuck-fest with Eden Adams in Scene Four gets things back on track, however. Eden and Evan really boff each others’ brains out, and Eden gives it (cowgirl position) as hard as she takes it (doggie-style position) before things finish off with a facial and oral cock clean-off for the one-time wild-child. This very good segment is a great setup for the grand finale, which…unfortunately…ends up being something of a dud.

The final sequence (Scene Five) involves Evan with comic-book fan, Diana Prince. After some eye-watering oral work by Ms. Prince, the sex remains fairly tepid up to—and including, quite honestly—the facial money-shot and oral cock clean-off that finish off the movie. For the life of me, I don’t understand why this segment—which isn’t horrible but is definitely very average—was used as the closer.

Some other items are also worth mentioning. There is a semi-distracting watermark throughout the disc in the lower portions of the screen, and the video and audio quality is generally fairly good—though not pristinely perfect. Similarly, the camerawork here is fine, although it does get a bit jerky from time to time. None of this rises to the level of being a major detriment, however.

In terms of bonus materials and other options, there are “Play”, “Chapters”—a standard scene selection mechanism, and “Extras” in the Main Menu. Under this last item, one finds a “Photo Gallery”—which puts forth a slideshow of stills and “pretty-girl” shots from the production—as well as a “Trailers” section—which gives a choice of several related previews. Also present is a “Web Links” option. This provides directions for the use of the disc on an internet-enabled computer. With no BTS and no bonus scenes, these extra materials are somewhat lacking.

Overall, this production hits the good level due to having three very good sequences, but it fails to go higher for a plethora of other reasons—which are delineated above. For fans of Evan, this one is worth checking out. Otherwise, you’re probably looking at a decent rental here.


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