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Missionary Position Impossible (Dreamland)

Studio: Dreamland
Category:  Feature film , Straight
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Where to buy:Streaming/Download
astroknight's ratings for Missionary Position Impossible (Dreamland):
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Missionary Position Impossible (Dreamland) overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Missionary Position Impossible (Dreamland) Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Missionary Position Impossible (Dreamland) Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Missionary Position Impossible (Dreamland) Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Missionary Position Impossible (Dreamland) Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Missionary Position Impossible (Dreamland) DVD Extras rating 2 stars
Audio/Video Quality Missionary Position Impossible (Dreamland) A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
Worth$15.00
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/2/2001

Running Time: 89 min.

Production Date: March 23 - 24, 1999

Director: Cash Markman

Cast: Angelica Sin, Dee, Raquel Devine, Kiki DíAire, Venus Milan, Mike Horner, Cash Markman, Rod Fontana, Steve Austin, Rich Handsome, and Capt. Bob

Initial Expectations: Done right this could be a lot of fun. I hope it is.

Initial Reaction: Itís mostly done right and ends up being quite fun and hot.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of porn and Mission: Impossible and Angelica Sin

Who Should Avoid It: Fans of group and extreme hardcore sex

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. Itís a little soft and occasionally hard to hear some of the dialogue. Thereís also some very noticeable dubbing. The video is normally pretty average but has a few problems. The main one, thatís extremely noticeable, is the flashing black bar across the top of the screen. It starts with the Dreamland company opening, but sadly continues through the first few minutes of the feature. Thereís also a few lighting problems throughout the feature, but theyíre not too bad.

Music: Most of the music has a nice espionage James Bond type feel to it. Thereís also some jazz style music that works great for sex scenes. Both styles are perfect for the feature and balanced fairly well with the rest of the audio.

Menus: The menus are extremely simple. Thereís so simple, in fact, that the submenus, such as the trailer menu and the scene selection menu, donít even have a way to return to the main menu.

The Feature: From the start, Missionary Position: Impossible rips off itís namesake quite well. Thereís the burning fuse, the clips of action and adult action, and the typed letters appearing on the screen to spell out the title. The spoof continues throughout the feature with the mission being revealed in an adult bookstore and the message self destructing after the first fantasy. Their mission is to stop Senator Blowhard (Mike Horner), whoís about to run for President and is determined to shut down pornography no matter what the first amendment says, and his campaign manager Miss Grimes (Angelica Sin).

Dee, an attractive and natural Puerto Rican, and Venus Milan, an average looking blonde with real tits and a very real body, put on a show in an adult bookstore at the direction of the team leader. The girls follow the leaderís instructions and Dee goes down nicely on Venus as she softly moans while alternating between watching Dee and their customer. Dee plays with Venusís pussy for quite a bit before Venus turns her around to lick her pussy and fuck her with a jelly double dildo. They put both ends to full use also before ending things with a 69. Although it takes a little while to build, it turns into a fairly hot scene ending with the team leader blowing his load on the glass of the booth and the girls licking the other side of the glass from it.

Angelica Sin exposes Mike Horner in the back of the limo for the next scene. She aggressively goes after his cock and then gets nicely vocal as he eats her pussy. She continues trash talking as he fucks her pussy in the so-called impossible position before turning her over to fuck her from behind. They finish things off by Mike blowing his load on Angelicaís tits. Itís a good scene with some decent heat.

Rod Fontana, made up to look like a much older man such as Randy West, pays Kiki DíAire, posing as a hooker, for a little loving. She drops to her knees and sucks him off in an adult bookstore using a lot of spit. Since time is money, he goes straight to fucking her from behind next with Kiki moaning nicely and obviously getting into it. They even get a little risky by getting down on the floor, an area that most people donít even want to think about looking at. Rod finishes things by blowing his love loogie onto Kikiís stomach. Itís a decent scene, but nothing too outstanding. The camera work seems a little off during the scene, such as focusing on a close-up of Kikiís tits as sheís blowing Rod, and brings down the heat a little. This is the first I think Iíve seen Kiki, and Iím feeling that I might have to see a little more of her. Sheís got some good energy and a great bubble butt.

Rich Handsome starts out by giving real life wife Angelica Sin a massage after she tells him how she uses twenty nine positions when having sex. He rubs her shoulders and back with his hands a little and then massages her ass and nipples a little with his tongue. Angelica has him strip down next and then starts showing him some of the twenty nine positions she uses without even giving him a blowjob. After demonstrating a couple positions, Rich goes down on Angelica until she demands to be fucked some more. She shows him a few more positions, including some anal, before having him launch his love load between her lips. She takes a good portion of his load into her mouth and I think she even swallows a little. Itís a hot scene and helped out a lot by Angelicaís enthusiasm for and obvious enjoyment of sex. I havenít seen a lot of Angelica, but what Iíve seen has been pretty good. I really wonder why she isnít seen more often.

Raquel Divine, whoís face reminds me quite a bit of Stephanie Swift, and Mike Horner get busy in a stalled elevator that strangely contains a chair. They rip off their clothes and Mike eagerly goes after her legs and pussy. She gives him a nice blowjob next while telling him how much she wants him to fuck her and how much she loves his cock all the time playing with her pussy. She stays nice and vocal as she rides his cock and takes his pop on her ass. Surprisingly, she doesnít take it in her ass, which was some of the setup between Raquel and Mike. Itís still a hot scene, however and a great one to finish the movie with.

There are a few minor problems, but overall, Missionary Position: Impossible does a great job. Itís got a lot of humor, and itís in all the right places to rip off Mission: Impossible. The sex is normally pretty hot, and Angelica Sin really shines here as well as Raquel Divine. Anybody who enjoyed any of the Mission: Impossible movies or the TV shows really needs to give Missionary Position: Impossible a chance.

Extras: The photo gallery lasts about two and a half minutes with about five seconds per nicely done snapshot. Trailers are included for On the Prowl, McKaylaís Navy, and Couch Therapy.

Themes: Straight, lesbian, toys, and anal

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Overall: Currently, Missionary Position: Impossible can be found online for between $10 and $25 with all but a few stores offering it for about $20. Although it has some definite flaws, for $10 itís fun enough that anybody even remotely interested in it should pick it up. It does a great job of ripping off Mission: Impossible and adds some very good sex. The transfer is mostly pretty good but does have a few problems and the extras are barely even worth mentioning.

Note to Dreamland: Please pay a little more attention to your technical aspects. The audio and video problems interfered here to a point. Also, please finish your menus. Most of us like to go back to the main menu to watch the feature after checking out the trailers.

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