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Miss Strap On

Studio: Smash Pictures
Category:  All Girl
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Miss Strap On overall rating 1/2 star
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Extras Miss Strap On DVD Extras rating 1.5 stars
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Reviewed by scipio  on  2/4/2008
Miss Strap On

Dir: Daniel Dakota.

Extras:
Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form, variously of the girls posing in cheesecake or mid-coitus. The quality is ok, though they're pretty aliased. It only goes for about 2 minutes, anyway.
Website Info: The usual for this kind of thing. i.e.: Visit out website!
Smash Previews: Individually-selectable previews for: Six in Me (I was always curious about checking out Terri Summers' scene in this), Cheating Housewives, Whale Tail, Cum Catchers #3, White Wife Black Cock #6, My Playtoy #3.
Unfortunately, the selection screen for the trailers is so grainy and low-rez that I had to watch several of the trailers just to see what the titles were.. not a good omen for our feature. The trailers are also edited in a horrible manner that could give a viewer epileptic fits.
Behind the Scenes: The usual kind of thing, though with a lot more strap-ons than usual. Also a lot of wrist and thigh-mounted strap-ons. Also knee and ankle. Well, there's a bit more fucking and pussy eating than usual. Some of the girls also mess around on a stripper pole. Also a bit of other mid and between-scene stuff.

When reviewing porn, it's sometimes nice to take some time to review something besides the standard 5-6 scene porn film and view something totally out of left field. Something you'd ordinarily probably never bother to watch. Expands your horizons and all of that. The last time I did this, was Devils' Film's 50 Guy Cream Pie, which I compared to a car crash in that "can't look away" sense. I don't expect this DVD to have quite the same effect on me, but then again I'm usually not a big fan of orgies. A strap-on all-girl orgy seems an interesting enough niche to explore.

The back boxcover to this DVD says you can "choose 2 story line(sic): dialogue or all sex". That's something I suppose (not that I saw it), but the front proudly proclaims that this disc "Includes POV Dildo-Cam Action! Does that mean it's shot from a POV angle, or there's an internal camera mounted on some of the strap-ons? Only one way to find out...

The video starts with what looks like all ten girls going at it, with dildoes attached to wrists, shins, thighs and occasionally, crotches. There's Jenna Haze giving a clear jelly dildo a POV blowjob and being fucked by the same dildo (what's the point? It's Dildo-Cam!) Pairs and trios of girls here and there, a stupid amount of dildo-sucking. Over time all of the girls do the same as Jenna did with the Dildo-POV sucking and fucking (no, it doesn't have more of a point the 5th time you see it.) They essentially go through the motions of sucking on a different dildo (with Dildo-Cam!), getting fucked by it, then sucking it again. We then see some standard-ish multi-girl lez action, then the next girl gets stalked by the marauding Dildo-Cam! and the cycle repeats itself. Oh, and there was some squirting.

Admittedly, the dildo-can would be quite watchable if they found a way to attach it to a porn actor's penis. Well, it'd be interesting for a couple of films, at least. Really, though, the entire disc was one long endless boring g/g/dildo orgy, and while there's clearly going to be an orgy in the disc, I was kind of expecting something else as well. Despite some of the girls being quite attractive, there's really not a lot going on here. And I enjoy g/g flicks. Well, when they're done right, anyway. The atmosphere in parts is kind of like guy's idea of what a sexy slumber party might be like, but the dildo-blowjobs take away from that notion, because, well, who does that? Ultimately, to describe my thoughts on this DVD, I need to paraphrase Edmund Blackadder, this title strikes me as like a broken pencil...
Pointless.

1/10



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