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Miners, The

Studio: Arena
Category:  Gay
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Joe Shaver's ratings for Miners, The:
Overall Rating 3 stars
Miners, The overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Miners, The Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Miners, The Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Miners, The Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Miners, The Plot/Acting rating 2.5 stars
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Audio/Video Quality Miners, The A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/12/2007
This Brazilian mini-epic undoubtedly has the tackiest and cheapest sets in any film I seen since some VHS I saw eons ago and not surprisingly have forgotten the title. Ever seen a mine made of obviously paper walls? Well, you will here. Oddly its naiveté has a certain charm. Although the sets are annoying to look at, the guys are not, and the sex is pleasant to watch.

The film opens with a cave-in at the paper mine. Young thin Adriano Gusman rushes in to tell cute Jhonatan the news. (Jhonatan may have his “h” out of place, but everything else about him is fine.) These two stop to get their rocks off before going to get the rocks off the trapped miner. This is known as prioritizing. Adriano gets to boff the attractive Jhonatan.

Luckily the poor injured miner doesn’t have to depend on those two to rescue him as two other hard-hatted (and of course hard-dicked) dudes come to his aid. As one of these rushes out for air, the other administers CPR which turns into a passionate kiss from the reviving man. Receiving no nourishment from his rescuer’s tit, the formerly injured man seeks sustenance from his savior’s succulent uncut cock. “Shupa” the Portuguese for “suck is repeated encouragingly.
The rescurer is now completely nude (probably hot in the mine) and gives the rescued just what the doctor ordered: an anal injection. Both produce thick loads.

We then follow two miners on their trek through the paper labyrinth. They stop to rest, finding metal more attractive in each other, though I find neither to be so.

The fourth and final scene appears to take place in the mine office despite its orange walls and white furniture. The foreman and young Kaio de Castro are going over a map of the mine when the foreman decides to go over Kaio. I can’t blame him as Kaio is so pretty as to be almost feminine which is emphasized by his earrings and necklace. (There is another earring in his left tit.) He could be my tour guide on an Amazon cruise anytime. Kaio sucks lovingly on the foreman’s dick and offers up his ass for a bit of mining. Kaio’s own cock is really hard and curves upward like a rhino’s horn. Yet this pretty organ is completely ignored by the foreman. (I would not have done so.) Kaio willingly submits to a doggy fuck, rides the other’s cock facing both directions, and then lies back on the white table for a missionary reaming. When he cums the spooge hits his neck and bathes his chest. The foreman comes on Kaio’s thigh. They then return to examining the plans.

The finale shows the miners in the paper mine who have apparently discovered the mother load.

In addition to the cheesy sets the other fault I find is the fact that the sex in not truly reciprocal. Roles are clearly delineated as tops and bottoms. He who sucks, gets fucked. The film is well photographed; wisely, the opening and closing scenes have the best sex and prettiest guys.



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