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Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Overall Rating 4 stars
MILF Thing 3 (Jules Jordan Video) overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks MILF Thing 3 (Jules Jordan Video) Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks MILF Thing 3 (Jules Jordan Video) Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex MILF Thing 3 (Jules Jordan Video) Sex rating 4 stars
 
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/8/2008

The Little Details

Running Time: 187 min. (cover states 3 hours 25 minutes which is right if one includes the bonus scene)

Production Date: 8 / 5 / 2008

Director: Chris Rolie

Cast: Cecilia Vega, Eva Karera, Jenifer, Linda Brown, Mandy Bright, Sofia Valentine, Vinnie, Chris Rolie, Frank Gun, James Brossman, Mike Angelo, Mugur, Nick Lang, and Titus Steel

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Chris Rolie's movies have been a bit hit or miss for me, but have also been working better for me lately than they used to. I'm not quite sure what to expect here.

Initial Reaction: It could use a bit more variety, but is pretty hot.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of older women putting out nastier sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a wide range of sex acts

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, including the comments Chris Rolie makes from behind the camera. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks good. The scenes are normally well lit and clear, but due to Rolie's style there is a bit of annoying camera motion.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu works through the opening credits identifying all the players by scene before ending up on a kind of cool background that lets you catch hints of the scenes playing behind it. The chapter menu shows a touch of effort and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it.

The Feature

Chris Rolie keeps things simple for his MILF Thing series. Each scene starts with the girls chatting with Chris and showing off for him before they take on a guy or two.

Scene 1 – Mandy Bright and Frank Gun

Mandy, in a black fetishy dress and with her hair dyed black, starts out the movie showing off for Chris and his camera while talking dirty to him. She takes her time stripping out of her dress and works a little milk out of her big fat titties to taste as she shows off for him before moving on to her pussy with plenty of fingers and a large pink dildo. After she talks about needing a real dick Frank arrives and lets her take him down her throat repeatedly as he fucks her face. Mandy gets down on the floor and starts fucking herself with her dildo before demanding two dicks in her pussy with Frank fucking her hard from behind while she fucks herself with the toy. They also double stuff her twat spooning before Mandy takes a hard cowgirl ride. They sixty nine before Frank fucks her hard missionary style and then lays back so Mandy can smother him with her pussy and have him eat it before he fucks it reverse cowgirl style and makes it squirt. Finally, Mandy takes Frank's load in her mouth and swallows it down.

This is a surprisingly intense scene. I know that Mandy has a darker side when it comes to sex, as she's really been letting it show lately, but it's still a bit of a surprise whenever I see it. Here she turns out one heck of an intense fuck with Frank, and he does a great job fucking her every bit as hard as she seems to want it. The focus never shifts away from Mandy in the scene, and at the same time Frank never seems like he's at all left out even though you barely see him for most of the scene. This is a scene that should very much please fans of rougher and more intense sex.



Scene 2 – Sofia Valentine, James Brossman, and Mike Angelo

Sofia, who has her hair dyed jet black, starts her scene out in a black dress and shoes, talking about how she's twenty five, from Holland, and loving to fuck with rough sex, while showing off in her dress. She lays back on a bench and starts playing with herself before asking for guys to fuck . They head inside to get out of the wind and Sofia struts upstairs to play with herself a bit more as well as making herself squirt. Mike arrives soon after and checks her out with a hard kiss with James following soon after so she can work her hands and mouth between their cocks. Mike lays back for her to ride him cowgirl style and works her to another squirt as James plays with her tits and chokes her, and soon after Sofia's moving his cock to her ass. She keeps squirting as Mike fucks her holes and fingers her pussy and lets them keep fucking her pussy as they take her to a stool for Mike to fuck her missionary style and a couch for a bit of reverse cowgirl with Mike for each of her holes. Naturally the reverse cowgirl anal turns into a DP, and after the guys take turns fucking her holes by themselves, they team up to double stuff her cowgirl style. They keep working back and forth between taking turns on her and teaming up on her before Sofia gets down and takes both loads in her mouth to swallow down.

This is a pretty good scene. Sofia is good looking and does a very nice job taking on the two guys. There's a good balance between the guys and she takes both of them on at once just as easily as taking them on one at a time. That said, the scene does get a bit long for me, and before it was over I think my eyes had started to glaze over a bit. This is a pretty good scene, but I couldn't help but think that it could have been even better if it had been tightened up a bit.



Scene 3 – Linda Brown, Frank Gun, and Titus Steel

Linda, a hot brunette, is surprised to find Chris just inside the door as she makes her way through it. She struts around in a very sexy black semi-transparent dress as she chats with him and strips down to show off a killer body. Linda takes Chris outside to show him where she keeps her boys, and is shown the back of the guys as they hang from scaffolding. She heads outside and sucks Frank, wearing a cowboy hat and “Lone Ranger” mask and Titus, in a Batman hood, as they hang from the scaffolding before letting them jump down so she can easily work her hands and mouth between their cocks. Linda gets up to have Frank tongue her holes as Titus gives her his cock to suck and she even sixty-nines Titus before taking them inside for a little more oral fun. She slides her shitpussy over Frank's cock reverse cowgirl style to start the fucking with Titus continuing to feed her his cock before moving over to try her ass on Titus's cock reverse cowgirl style as Frank feeds her his cock. Frank also mixes in a bit of missionary pussy fucking before Titus fucks Linda's ass doggie style and Frank fucks her ass bow and arrow style while she sucks the other guy. They also get in a little ass to mouth action and some cowgirl anal fucking before heading into the next room to DP Linda both cowgirl and reverse cowgirl style. Finally the guys give Linda a nice pair of pops in her mouth to show off and swallow down.

This is a hot scene. There's something extremely sexy about Linda, and Chris plays it up very well with a fun opening to start the scene. She takes each of the guys in her ass extremely well and never shows any kind of preference for one of the cocks over the other. This scene worked very well for me.



Scene 4 – Eva Karera, Mike Angelo, and Titus Steel

As brunette Eva walks down the street in a sexy black and white striped outfit with a white collar and tie, Chris stops her to chat. She lets him know she's waiting for a couple guys and that he can ask about the size of her breasts but not her age. They head inside where she shows off a body as great as her smile when she strips down to a sexy pair of boots and sucks Chris's fingers after letting him play with her pussy. Eva lays back to play with her pussy for him and lets him know that she's ready for some fucking. Chris sends in Titus and Mike, who move in on either side of her so she can work her way between them sucking and stroking their cocks. Titus reaches down to finger her pussy to a couple squirts as well as to play with her ass before having Eva get up so he can lay back on the bench. Eva happily hops on to ride him with each of her holes before Titus lets Mike fuck her ass from behind as he helps her out of one of her boots and gets his knob gobbled. Titus gets back on the bottom for her to ride him reverse cowgirl style with each of her holes. Mike moves in to fuck her pussy as she rides Titus with her ass, and after a bit Titus slides out from below and lets her suck his cock while Mike continues to fuck her pussy in midair. He gets back down for Eva to ride him cowgirl style with each of her holes until Mike moves in to get in on the action again. They continue to move around with Titus dominating the fucking as Mike joins in to get a little head or to help DP her. Finally, Eva drops down to take a nice pop from each of the guys in her mouth and then swallows it down happily.

This is a hot scene. Eva quickly drew me in with her sexy outfit and attitude, and when the actual sex started she only impressed me more. She does a great job taking on both cocks, although there does seem to be an obvious preference for Titus with how he dominates the action, and looks like she loves every moment of the scene from the first bit of tease right through to swallowing down the cum. This is a very nice scene.



Scene 5 – Vinnie, James Brossman, and Mugur

Blonde Vinnie starts out the penultimate scene in a little black outfit showing off for Chris and his camera. James and Mugur wander in after Vinnie puts on her show and let her work her mouth and hands between their cocks. They don't wait long before helping her down to a couch so Mugur can fuck her each of her holes from behind while James fucks her face. She moves over to ride James reverse cowgirl style before sliding over to ride Mugur reverse cowgirl style as well. She moves back to James for a cowgirl ride before letting each of the guys fuck her from behind while she sucks the other. They move on to DP her in each of the cowgirls with a little break for her to suck them clean. Finally, Vinnie gets down and lets the guys each pop in her mouth and swallows down their seed.

This is another hot scene. There's something about Vinnie that didn't work as well for me as with the other girls, but she did do a very nice job taking on both guys. They don't get to the anal and double penetrations as quickly as with some of the other girls, but that isn't necessarily a bit thing since it lets the scenes feel a bit more separation.

Scene 6 – Cecelia Vega, Chris Rolie, Mike Angelo, and Titus Steel

Brunette Cecelia starts out the final scene teasing Chris in a sexy little white dress outside before dropping down to suck and stroke his cock. She gives him a good sucking and stroking and works him to what looks like it might be a pop that's taken in the mouth and immediately swallowed down. They move inside where Cecelia strips down to show off her holes before Titus and Mike arrive with hard cocks for her to suck, stroke, and throat. They move her to a mattress, and since Cecelia says she doesn't want to fuck Titus instead works her holes over with his tongue until she's ready to take a cock in her ass while continuing to suck and stroke Mike. She moves over to let her ass swallow Mike's meat reverse cowgirl style while giving Titus plenty of head and lets Titus spoon her before the guys team up on her holes cowgirl style and keep it up in midair. Titus fucks her ass from behind as she sits on a stool before picking her up and setting her down on Mike's cock so they can DP her a little more cowgirl style. They move her to a couch where they finger her to a squirt and fuck her moth and ass while she lays on her side before letting her finally get down to take a happy pair of pops in her mouth and then swallowing it down.

This is a hot final scene. I can't say that I care for the mascara that runs all over the place, but Cecelia has a definite hotness about her that worked for me right from the start. Once again Titus dominates the scene for the male talent, and that didn't come across as a bad thing to me here because he really seemed to get Cecelia going. There's great chemistry between the two of them and he seems to know just how she likes to be dominated. Meanwhile Mike kicks things up with another cock so she can get even nastier than she'd be able to with just Titus. This is a hot scene and one that ends the movie on a high note.



MILF Thing 3 is a great release for anybody who wants harder gonzo porn and older women. The women here are never “old” (at least by my standards), and with most of them being in the mid thirties and looking great they just bring more experience to the picture than so many of today's other porn starlets do. The scenes all start out with some good tease, and although Chris Rolie's style is very hit or miss for me it once again hit much more than it missed this time around. The sex is almost always on the nastier side with lot of anal, double penetrations, and squirting, but each of the ladies always seems very well into all of the action. At the same time, there's so much of the anal, double penetrations, and squirting that the scenes do start to run together a bit even when the movie's split over a few nights (which is all my viewing time would allow as I watched this movie). MILF Thing 3 should provide plenty of anal action with more experienced women, but it also gets a touch long due to how focused much of the action is.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery has some nice looking pictures, but for some reason I couldn't get it to work decently to scroll through the pictures (sadly like most other Cruel Media photo galleries). There's also a bonus scene and weblinks.

Bonus Scene – Jenifer, Frank Gun, Mugur, and Nick Lang

Dirty blonde Jenifer starts out in a black dress on a street claiming to be thirty five as she shows off for Chris and his camera. She makes her way down by a house and plays with herself a little before Mugur, Frank, and Nick show up with hard cocks. Jenifer drops down to work her hands and mouth between the cocks, and after a bit Mugur drops down to check out her pussy. When he lays back for Jennifer to ride him cowgirl style the other guys move in and fuck her from behind standing up before she can get on Mugur's cock and then surround her for more head when she finally gets to ride Mugur. The guys don't waste any more time before making Jenifer airtight with Frank dropping down to join in on her ass and then take her inside so they can be a bit more vocal as they fuck her form behind. She rides Frank reverse cowgirl style before letting him fuck her ass as the other guys trade off fucking her pussy, and makes sure to suck Frank clean before they work around making her airtight cowgirl style. They play around a bit more fucking her in midair and letting Jenifer work her mouth around their cocks before she finally gets down and lets them fill her mouth up with their population puddings to swallow down.

This is a hot bonus scene. Jenifer is pretty good looking and has a very nice body. She looks like she's having a great time with the guys working her over and takes all three cocks with ease. The scene also moves at a nice pace and has plenty of energy to make this bonus scene better than the main event in some other movies.



The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, MILF, tease, toys, masturbation, lactation, anal, ass to mouth, rimming (male > female), squirting, swallowing, group, and DP

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Jules Jordan Video's DVDs can be found online for between about $24 and $37 with very few stores offering them near the low end. If you want more experienced women and anal action, this one might give you your money's worth. With over three hours to the main feature, a long bonus scene, and some very good effort put into the technical aspects there's no denying the amount of fuck for the buck you're getting. At the same time the action is focused enough that the scenes do start to run together a little. This is a hot release, but don't expect too much variety.

Note to Cruel Media / Jules Jordan Video: I know this one didn't have the variety I normally like, but one also gets the feeling that this release is just as focused as you want it to be and fans of that really should thank you.

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