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Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category:  Foreign , Gonzo , MILF
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Overall Rating 3.5 stars
MILF Thing (Jules Jordan Video) overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks MILF Thing (Jules Jordan Video) Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks MILF Thing (Jules Jordan Video) Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex MILF Thing (Jules Jordan Video) Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting MILF Thing (Jules Jordan Video) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras MILF Thing (Jules Jordan Video) DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality MILF Thing (Jules Jordan Video) A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  1/15/2008

The Little Details

Running Time: 187 min.

Production Date: 11 / 5 / 2007

Director: Chris Rolie

Cast: Andrea, Diana Doll, Dora Venter, Mandy Bright, Szilvia Lauren, Vinnie, Vivien, Anthony Hardwood, Frank Gun, Frank Major, Lauro Giotto, Mugur, and Nick Lang

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Chris Rolie's style has been very hit or miss with me, but it's also been growing on me lately. Although I'm not wild about Cruel Media's movies due to some of their style, I also can't help but be drawn to them due to all of the beautiful women they use.

Initial Reaction: It's a good thing!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot European MILFs with plenty of anal and group action

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting one on one action

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, right down to Chris Rolie's chatting with the cast. Although there are a couple minor background noises they're very minor and never really interfere with the movie. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. There's a few places where the lighting causes problems, but they're very minor and quickly pass. There's also a bit of fast camera motion, but that's part of Chris Rolie's style more than anything.

Music: None

Borderline False Advertising: The cover claims ”7 Scenes” as well as a running time of ”3 Hours 28 Minutes”. Both are true if one counts the extras, but without the bonus scene it falls one scene and twenty minutes short. I've been very impressed with how Jules Jordan Video has listed running times for their extras and bonus scenes separately on their other releases, so this really came as a surprise for me. Perhaps my biggest grievance is that this seems like a half-assed way to try to get credit for extras as Vinnie (who is featured in the bonus scene) is also one of the three girls featured on the front cover. I'd love to see Cruel Media including things like bonus scenes, but this isn't the way to do it and makes the cover a bit misleading. I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because of this.

Menus: The main menu is okay, and provides an overly soft look at the ladies along with the selections for a first impression that lacks. The chapter menu also shows very little effort, and lets you choose a scene based on only on a clip from each scene.

The Feature

Chris Rolie keeps things simple for his MILF Thing. Each scene starts with the girls chatting with Chris and showing off for him with the subject often turning to if they like to dominate guys. Naturally they do, and they're more than willing to show how.

Scene 1 - Dora Venter, Anthony Hardwood, Frank Gun, Mugur, and Nick Lang

Hot dirty blonde Dora starts her scene outside along a white railing wearing a simple but sexy black and white dress. They head inside where Dora shows off a bit more and lets Chris spank her ass and pinch her nipples. She even shows off her pussy and asshole a bit before bringing out Anthony, in a black and red mask, shorts, and a leash, and Frank, who's only in a Batman mask and shorts. She pulls Nick out from under the couch she has Anthony and Frank lay back on to tongue her pussy, and gives him a little suck and stroke before having him give himself a hand. She works her mouth and hands around all three guys before having them lay back and bringing out Mugur, who's in a young boy's style baseball cap. She moves around to have the guys eat her holes as they give themselves a hand before letting them take turns fucking her face. Dora gives Mugur the first fuck reverse cowgirl style as the others continue to fuck her face as well as getting in a little missionary work. Nick gets to tape her ass first in reverse cowgirl, and then helps hoist her up so the others can fuck it missionary style before they all take turns fucking Dora's derrière doggie style. They also team up on her for some double penetration action in each of the cowgirls with Dora eagerly going airtight working her mouth between the other cocks at the same time. Finally she gets down and happily takes load after load in her mouth before showing it all off and swallowing it all down.

This is a hot opening scene. Dora is showing a bit of age, but still looks beautiful. I really like her opening tease talking about how she keeps some boys hidden away, and her naughty smile as she brings them out gives the scene a nice touch of fun. She does a great job taking on all of the guys and never seems to have a problem taking a cock in any hole they want to put it. This is a very nice start to the movie with Dora putting out a performance that was every bit as hot as I hoped for.



Scene 2 – Szilvia Lauren, Frank Gun, and Lauro Giotto

Dirty blonde Szilvia shows off quickly in a long black tight dress with sexy strappy patent heels before grabbing her crop and heading into the closet to bring out Frank and Lauro, who are each in pink girly outfits. She has them worship her feet and pussy before going into the next room where she gives them a little attention from her crop and has them worship her a little more. Szilvia takes them upstairs to a bed and has the guys give themselves a hand as she teases them a bit more before she starts sucking Lauro's cock. Frank slides under her to tongue her as she sucks Lauro's cock, and then trades places with him so he can get a bit of head too. Szilvia moves around to ride Lauro reverse cowgirl style before pulling off so Frank can fuck her missionary style, and then rolls over to ride Frank cowgirl style. She also gets in a little cowgirl with Lauro before he picks her up and takes her to a bed for Frank to fuck her face and then move down to fuck her pussy missionary style while Chris throws water on them to help cool them off. The guys work between Szilvia's mouth and pussy missionary and doggie style as well as spooning her. Finally, Szilvia takes both loads in her mouth to show off and then swallow down.

This is another very hot scene. Szilvia looks fantastic, and does a great job taking on both guys. Once again the opening had a nice touch of humor as well as bringing a little added sexiness to the scene. I love the dirty look Lauro gives her as she crops him, but at the same time it's obvious that they're all having a lot of fun. I was a bit surprised that Szilvia didn't take it in the ass, but this is still a darn hot scene.



Scene 3 – Mandy Bright, Frank Gun, and Frank Major

Brunette Mandy starts her scene out in a little white and black dress showing off for Chris and his camera. She moves into a paved courtyard where she slowly strips down and plays with herself around a wicker chair including tasting her ass from her fingers before she moves back to the house and sits back in a pool chair before calling in the Franks to please her. They move in with hard cocks and lay on the wood desk between her and a pool for her to stroke and suck them as well as smothering them with her tits and pussy. Mandy continues to aggressively suck and stroke them as they stand on either side of her before letting them fuck her holes from behind while she continues to suck cock. She also gets in some reverse cowgirl anal, missionary work for each of her holes, and a little cowgirl action before taking a double dose of meat reverse cowgirl style. Finally, Mandy has the guys jerk off in her mouth for her to swallow down as well as jerking off on her face.

I went into this scene with very high expectations, and sadly it didn't come close to reaching them. Mandy looks good and does a very nice job driving the scene and taking the cocks in each of her holes. The problem for me was her attitude. I couldn't help but get a feeling of desperation through a fair amount of the sex, and a bit of bitchy attitude came out as well. Neither of these things do anything for me, and because of it this scene fell short for me.



Scene 4 – Diana Doll, Anthony Hardwood, and Mugur

Knockout blonde Diana starts her scene out in a little pink outfit smiling, crawling around, and showing off for Chris and his camera. She strips down and plays with herself before Anthony moves in to tongue her twat and slap her titties. Dianna eagerly sucks his cock in return as Chris urges them on, and keeps it up when Mugur arrives looking for his knob to get gobbled. Diana even lets Mugur have the first fuck reverse cowgirl style while mixing in a little head for Anthony before moving over to let Anthony get it reverse cowgirl style. Diana also lets them take her spooning, as well as in doggie and cowgirl, before Mugur carries her into the next room to fuck her missionary style. They mix in a bit of cowgirl and doggie fucking as well, and finish Diana up popping in her mouth so she can swallow it down.

This is a smoking hot scene. Diana looks fantastic and seems to love everything about the scene from start to finish. I was a bit surprised once again that there wasn't any anal here, but quite simply, Diana does better with just one of her holes than most porn babes do with both of them. The guys give it to her good and hard through the entire scene, and she takes it all with a smile on her face while looking beautiful as can be. This is easily my favorite scene in the movie.



Scene 5 – Andrea, Frank Gun, and Mugur

Dark haired Andrea starts her scene out in right black pants, a tied off black top, and sexy black boots looking a bit pissed off as she does a little dance for Chris and his camera. She strips down and lets him spank her ass before laying back to play with herself as Chris lends a hand to slap her and play with her pussy. He also fingers her ass before Frank and Mugur arrive and surround Andrea with hard cocks to suck as Chris sticks his foot in to toe her pussy. Mugur has Andrea get on all fours to check out her ass before Frank moves in to fuck it while she sucks Mugur's cock and Chris reaches in with a black plug to fuck her pussy. The guys trade off and keep the plug in play, and Chris even has a little fun with it having Frank suck it as Andrea sucks his cock. The guys trade off fucking Andrea in reverse cowgirl and missionary, with Frank also mixing in a little face fucking, before double teaming her holes in each of the cowgirls. The guys take a few breaks to work on Andrea's holes by themselves, and continue to double team her repeatedly until they fill her mouth with cum to swallow down.

This scene leaves me with mixed feelings. There's something darn sexy about Andrea, and she does a great job taking on both cocks. At the same time, although she seems to get into the action physically, there's never any of the obvious enjoyment that made scenes like Diana's so hot. There's something pretty hot about this scene, but a few smiles from Andrea would have taken it off the charts for me.



Scene 6 – Vivien, Frank Gun, Lauro Giotto, and Nick Lang

Brunette Vivien starts her scene in a black mesh dress over a black bra and panties holding a cream colored lacy umbrella and sitting in a pool chair. She chats with Chris briefly before taking him over to show him how she likes to dominate guys. She smiles as she shows him Frank and Lauro in a cage along with a blindfolded Nick restrained to a post. She lets Frank and Lauro worship her feet through the bars of the cage, and paddles them a little to urge them on when they get out of the cage. Vivien pulls the key to Nick's handcuffs out of her pussy to free him, and has all three guys lay back and stroke themselves as she slaps them into shape, teases them, and gives them a little mouth and hand action. She even lets them fuck her feet as she lies back in a chair before turning around and letting Nick fuck her missionary style in the chair. The other guys rotate through fucking Vivien's holes before they move to a bed to fuck her ass doggie style. After a quick spoon they DP her in both cowgirls and make sure she gets plenty of time going airtight as well as a bit of ass to mouth action. After a bit more spooning Vivien gets down and takes all three loads in her mouth before showing it off and swallowing it down.

This is a hot scene. Vivien looks darn hot and I really like her opening domination of the guys and the bit of foot play. She does a great job taking on all three guys including the double penetrations and the cumshots, and the only time she seems to have any problems is when the cum is coming too fast for her mouth to handle. The only thing that held this scene back for me is some of Chris's vocals behind the camera were a bit distracting and interfered with the scene for me. Even with that minor complaint, this is a hot scene and a very nice end for the movie.



MILF Thing is a hot title focusing on mature European women. As always with Chris Rolie's movies, the girls are beautiful and he gets a little wild with a bit of the camera motion. The camera motion really held back some of Rolie's early movies for me, and I'm not sure if they're working better for me now because I've gotten used to it or if he's toned it down honing his visual style a bit. Whatever the reason, Rolie does a nice job letting the ladies show off before getting to the action, and he often brings in a touch of humor as well with how the ladies dominate the guys. At the same time, he also held some of the scenes back a little with some of his verbal domination of the girls, as calling girls “bitches” and encouraging some of the male talent to do the same rarely does anything for me even when the sex is hot. Diana Doll easily put out my favorite scene in the movie, but Vivien and Szilvia came in very close behind her. Surprisingly, Mandy Bright turned out my least favorite scene due to a bit of a desperate feeling, and never grabbed my attention at any point in her scene. Although there were a few stumbling points for me in MILF Thing, the girls are darn hot and there's plenty of passion throughout the scenes. That made it a winner for me, and easily helped it to rise past some of its faults.

The Extra Stuff

The cast listing by scene is a bit odd, and covers up almost all of a photo of the female performer with a box listing the entire cast scene by scene. This would seem like a nice way to do things if it included a link to the scene, but alas, it does not. The slide show lasts nearly twenty one minutes with about fifteen seconds per pretty good looking snapshot. There's also a bonus scene and weblinks.

Bonus Scene – Vinnie, Lauro Giotto, and Nick Lang

Bottle blonde Vinnie starts out in a short black dress with white panties, black stockings, and gold shoes getting out of a black car and showing off for Chris. She lets him check her out as they get near the doorway to the house, as well as showing off for him in the backyard. She makes her way down a staircase where she finds Nick with a hard cock along with socks and shoes, and gives him a quick hummer before taking him by the cock and leading him further down so she can suck Lauro's cock as well. They continue down the staircase to a couch in a courtyard so Vinnie can work her hands and mouth between the guys. Nick moves her around so they can play and lick her pussy as she sucks and strokes them before letting Lauro have the first fuck cowgirl style. Nick fucks her a bit from behind before they double team her in each of the cowgirls. Vinnie also lays on her stomach and sucks Nick while Lauro lays on her to fuck her in a reverse doggie. The guys take turns fucking her from behind as she stares at Rolie's camera, and finish things up popping in her mouth for her to swallow down.

This scene seems like a good choice for a bonus scene. Vinnie isn't bad looking, but she's easily the roughest looking woman in the cast. She also has a bit of a clueless feeling that comes out repeatedly in the scene like she hasn't been in front of a camera before and doesn't really have any clue what she should do. Throw in her thrown together outfit with the white panties and gold shoes standing apart from her black dress and stockings in just the wrong way and you have a scene that, although it isn't bad, just can't compete with the rest of the movie. This is a decent scene that's wisely included as a bonus scene rather than a part of the main movie.



The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, mature women, tease, B&D (light), group, rimming (male > female), anal, DP, swallowing, masturbation, ass to mouth, and feet

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Jules Jordan Video's DVDs can be found online for between about $20 and $35 with many stores offering them for around $25. If you want hot European MILFs getting in group action with plenty of anal, this one's going to be well worth your money. There's a bit of variety to the sex, but it's always hot and nicely captured. The technical aspects are also nice, but there isn't really any effort put into the extras since it's just the seventh scene in the movie that's advertised on the cover. This is a hot release that's worth checking out.

Note to Jules Jordan Video / Cruel Media: Please watch your cover claims a bit closer. Trust is something that's hard to get back once it's lost, and you have a good enough product that you shouldn't have to stretch things to make it look good.

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